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hh_mirror(To ensure complete and uncompromised anonymity, Lezard actually went to the trouble of typing this while disembodied. How could he type without fingers? The same way a ghost could move objects, perhaps. Ask the videogame programmers. Alternatively, ask Homsar or the Sorting Hat.)
Who is the gayest man in this school? I have some questions for him.
Who is the gayest man in this school? I have some questions for him.
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Anon cause he totally doesn't want to deal with him
Date: 2009-09-09 05:46 am (UTC)completely anonymous
Date: 2009-09-09 05:47 am (UTC)Re: completely anonymous
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Date: 2009-09-09 06:13 am (UTC)also anonymous
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Date: 2009-09-09 05:48 am (UTC)completely anonymous
Date: 2009-09-09 05:49 am (UTC)(Lezard had not learned how to copy and paste yet. He had to type out the same response all over again.)
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Date: 2009-09-09 05:51 am (UTC)specs_yagami
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Date: 2009-09-09 05:57 am (UTC)specs_yagami
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Date: 2009-09-09 05:52 am (UTC)absolutely 100% anonymous
Date: 2009-09-09 06:00 am (UTC)osterrich
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Date: 2009-09-09 06:02 am (UTC)((He's lying. He never saw it))
BEOWULF
Date: 2009-09-09 06:03 am (UTC)WHO DID HE KISS??!?!?!
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Date: 2009-09-09 06:28 am (UTC)soooo anonymous
Date: 2009-09-09 06:29 am (UTC)(While it irked Lezard mightily to write this, he had to follow through, lest he compromise his anonymity by a conspicuous omission.)
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Date: 2009-09-09 06:33 am (UTC)Yukimura is the gayest man at Hogwarts. He is expert at making one feel comfortable, at encouraging desire, and at discretely fulfilling all one's needs and wishes. His masculinity ensures his gayness is supreme.
Albus Dumbledore
Date: 2009-09-09 06:45 am (UTC)Love is never silly or wrong. Love should not be mocked.
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Date: 2009-09-09 06:53 am (UTC)Vladimir Harkonnen, probably. And Austria.
(Having nothing better to add, he took a moment to 'draw' some ascii cock too.)
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Date: 2009-09-09 07:01 am (UTC)Anonymous
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Date: 2009-09-09 07:08 am (UTC)Ineffable
Date: 2009-09-09 01:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-09 02:16 pm (UTC)You are.
Ah, immaturity.
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Date: 2009-09-10 01:52 am (UTC)Wrath
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Date: 2009-09-11 01:48 am (UTC)xoxo
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Date: 2009-09-11 05:27 am (UTC)VISLOR TURLOUGH and RUBEUS HAGRID, obviously.
And clowns. Any clowns here? Cuz they're really gay. And evil. Fucking clowns, man. Fuck them.
You know I used to think Swedish guys were pretty gay, but turns out they're just weird. Them and Norweeg... Norwhe... Norwayians. Really fucking weird. Scandinavians, man. Think it's their snow diets that turn em weird?
Anonymous
Date: 2009-09-11 05:55 am (UTC)(Having watched Nathan typing that from the row behind him, Skwisgaar couldn't resist messing with him.)
Americans are more weirder. Did you know Nathan Explosion is in loves with Dr. Rockzo the rocks 'n' roll clown (he did cocaine)? You're all invited to the wedding!
Anonymous, damnit!
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Date: 2009-09-11 06:12 am (UTC)Gayest Men in Hogwarts:
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Date: 2009-09-11 06:21 am (UTC)George
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Date: 2009-09-12 04:52 am (UTC)Dieter did not put himself down as the gayest man in the school, as he found the label restrictive. However, if it was information about sexuality or sex the anonymous poster was after, the tennis player was a font of knowledge.
I may be able to answer your questions. I can provide references or demonstrations if needed.
-Dieter Prohl, Ravenclaw (in the sauna!)
Dieter was, if anything, a helpful person.
Brokeback_Michael
Date: 2009-09-16 04:20 am (UTC)But just as he was about to post his reply, he realized that there was someone gayer than Toby -- gayer in a ~*~*gay*~*~ way, as opposed to just a gay way. So, he deleted what he wrote and typed in this:
Once again, however, just as he was about to post the reply, he stopped and deleted. The final reply was the following:
anonymous
Date: 2009-09-16 04:32 am (UTC)He answered promptly:
Lezard had decided that a good acronym for this diagnostic would be SAG. Self-Assessment of Gayness. If he typed it out, however, some narrow-minded cretin would surely insist on including an O, which would make it SAOG, considerably less catchy as acronyms went.
Brokeback_Michael
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