totally and completely anonymous compy post

[arrogantmage.livejournal.com]

(To ensure complete and uncompromised anonymity, Lezard actually went to the trouble of typing this while disembodied. How could he type without fingers? The same way a ghost could move objects, perhaps. Ask the videogame programmers. Alternatively, ask Homsar or the Sorting Hat.)


Who is the gayest man in this school? I have some questions for him.

Comments

Really George

[tallyhopippip.livejournal.com]

Now see here! I'm George, and I don't like you putting words in my mouth!

The Real George

[mayhem-george.livejournal.com]

IMPOSTOR!
THEY'RE BOTH FAKE!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE GEORGE!

Really George

[tallyhopippip.livejournal.com]

I AM George. And I will duel you in tiddlywinks to defend my honor!

Really Really George

[mayhem-george.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE ON!

Handwave jointly sussed out by the George-muns

[tallyhopippip.livejournal.com]

Indeed, George St. Bartleigh and George Weasley met for a tiddlywink match. Seeing as how George Weasley had never played tiddlywinks before, he was already at a disadvantage. Seeing as how George St. Bartleigh was part of the Trinity College tiddlywink team, he had the clear advantage.

Predictably enough, this meant George St. Bartleigh soundly defeated George Weasley.

Strangely enough, in that strange logic only George St. Bartleigh could possess, he felt that this made the two Georges best friends now.

They celebrated thusly with trick wands, which both Georges found fun.