[identity profile] arrogantmage.livejournal.com
(To ensure complete and uncompromised anonymity, Lezard actually went to the trouble of typing this while disembodied. How could he type without fingers? The same way a ghost could move objects, perhaps. Ask the videogame programmers. Alternatively, ask Homsar or the Sorting Hat.)


Who is the gayest man in this school? I have some questions for him.
[identity profile] nordic-stoic.livejournal.com
((So naturally I give myself permission to app another Hetalia character, and France-mun did the same. In capslock, even.))

((And feel free to nudge me if you don't understand. Sweden mumbles.))

The blond man's hammer came down upon the table before he realized that this wasn't his carpentry. His head shot up in confusion.

"Tino? P'ter?" No one answered his call, except for a poking Dictaquill.


Expand'plicat'n? For what? )
[identity profile] guy-from-mars.livejournal.com
Valentine Michael Smith was still grokking the great goodness that was Hogwarts, and humanity in general. His perceptions of all of these things were still a bit skewed, but his heart was in the right place.

He'd stumbled onto the computer lab, and, after watching a few discussions, he eventually decided he ought to start his own.

Consequently, a post appeared on the Hogwartsnet under the username "water_ brother":

Attention Hogwarts students!

These are truths I have discovered during my time among the peoples of Earth, most especially during my long sojourn with the giant squid, whose wisdom is beyond measure and who has taught me much of life. Would that I could introduce all of you to him, that you might grok him, in your own turn, with greater fullness:

God is love.
All sentient beings are capable of love.
You are a sentient being who is capable of expressing love.
Therefore, thou art God.

Why not express your own love to your fellow Hogwarts students? Use this space to say something nice to someone you have met. You need not sign your name, as I grok that makes some people uncomfortable.
[identity profile] vislor-turlough.livejournal.com
Anonymous post:

I seem to have a problem. There's a guy that's irritating me, but I seem to like it when he does so. I sometimes want to alternate between making him suffer and pushing him against the wall to kiss him. (hankfully, he leaves out any part about the catgirl incident.)

Well, I'm not sure what to make of this. I'd welcome any advice you have on this.
[identity profile] fatedjune.livejournal.com
CicadaCries posts:

It has come to my attention that it may be beneficial to have a list of potentially dangerous students at Hogwarts. No good would come of someone being unaware of a threat to themselves and becoming a victim nor for one to be fearful of trusting others. I would appreciate that those of whom reply are truthful and post the following information about the one others should be cautious around.

Who:
A quick description of what they look like:
Why or how are they are a threat:
What to do if you can't avoid them, or run into them by accident:
Anything else important to know:

EDIT: Understand that this list is not necessarily accurate since the information posted here could easily be fabricated. If someone is given uncalled for trouble by false accusations please contact Rika Furude and I shall do what I can to dispel unsavory rumors caused by this post.
[identity profile] dinosaurman.livejournal.com
((Open to all, even those who didn't sign up. I couldn't think of a partner activity, so feel free to team up or talk to whomever you want for the "assignment." And, credit where credit is due, the information comes from Principles of Animal Behavior, Lee Alan Dugman, 2004.))

After waiting long enough for everyone who was going to show up to arrive, Grant started his lecture.

ExpandThe queen is the one wearing the little grass lingerie )
[identity profile] vislor-turlough.livejournal.com
[[Is likely to get NSFW. Fairly warned ye be, Hogwartsians]]

After his 'talk' (more like arguement) with Lezard, Turlough took his anger and frustration out on one of the gazebos.

By the time he got to the second one, though, he was too tired to hack at it, and just set the axe down, flopping onto his back with a huff.

Okay, so the gazebos have one benefit, they keep out the sun, but they still had to go.

In a minute.
[identity profile] nerdsexgoddess.livejournal.com
The following anonymous post appeared on the compy network.

For the purposes of curiosity...

If you want to play, let me know in a reply to this thread, and I will pick three people currently in attendance at Hogwarts.

Which would you have sex with?
Which would you marry?
Which would you kill, provided that there weren't a no-kill spell?


If anyone else wants to assign choices as well, that would be grand!


((Edited to fix the rules. The mun has never actually played this game herself.))
[identity profile] edomedpeddler.livejournal.com
After some inappropriately placed intimacy, Kusuriyuri had assigned detention to Rodrrick and Francis. Deciding the appropriate form of punishment had been a low priority, given other things going on, but he had finally set up the punishment.

The Room of Requirement would serve as the location. In the center, a well-appointed bed. Down the middle of the bed, a row of wards that would do little more than block a human's motion. They spanned the width of the room, from the wall with the door in it to the far wall. When they arrived, they would be escorted into the room, given a tea containing a mild aphrodisiac and then left to their own devices. The wards would prevent them from crossing the room.

Kusuriyuri was pleased with the set up. He sent a house elf with a summons to both offenders and waited for them to arrive, tea prepared and set on a table on either side of the room. Once they were settled, he would close the door. The wards were set to last for four hours.

((OOC: The conversation is sure to get NSFW at least))
[identity profile] le-franceypants.livejournal.com
When Francis left the bathroom, he was humming La Mairseillais to himself and smiling. His dress shirt (blue, like his eyes), was untucked and unbuttoned on the top, revealing thin curls of blond chest hair. His tie was undone and draped around his neck. He smelled vaguely of expensive cologne.

The Frenchman continued to hum and smile as he took a few steps forward, oblivious to his surroundings. However as he zipped up the fly of his dress pants (red, to match the design in his tie) and looked up, his face immediately fell into a puzzled frown. Now, he knew government buildings were big but he was sure Alfred’s White House did not look like the inside of a castle. In fact, he was pretty certain Alfred didn’t have many castles to begin with (that was Arthur’s department). Francis crossed his arms and rubbed the stubble on his chin. He glanced behind him and, sure enough, there was no bathroom. He swallowed, trying to keep the nerves from writhing in his stomach, and looked forward again. There was definitely something strange going on.

Mumbling to himself in French, the man reached into his pocket and pulled out a sleek red cell phone. He opened it, expecting the screen to light up and show him the date and the time, but nothing happened.

Merde”, he cursed under his breath, and shook his phone. It did nothing to help, so he dropped it back into his pocket with a sigh. Looking around, he noticed a desk a short distance away from him. He glanced again over his shoulder before walking over to the desk.

ExpandAllow me to elucidate. )


"I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Francis Bonnefoy.
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Francis Bonnefoy.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Francis Bonnefoy.
One day, marmalade (délicieux!) will rule the world. Francis Bonnefoy"


[WARNING: The thread with Francis and Roderich is now NSFW.]

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