[identity profile] livingaustria.livejournal.com
So Austria kinda got distracted by books. Lots of books. Meaning he hardly left the library for two weeks.

Meaning he was only just catching up on his news, after a shower and a proper meal of course.

Looking for the country's oldest murderess: well, maybe if they had examined her right last time, she'd still be in prison.

Delaying a loan to bail out Greece: well, if he'd stop daydreaming and playing with his cats maybe he wouldn't need to be bailed out.

The far right (read: anti-immigrant) party is popular, even among the younger voters. Austria sighed. When it comes to immigration, no country won.

What's this? Austria's first Formula One constructor's team, Red Bull Renault, has won its first Constructor's Championship? How on earth did he miss this?

While Austria was not prone to loud displays of joy, he couldn't keep the grin off his face.

[[Yes, this whole post was for that F1 part. I...kinda forgot I played Austria and that Red Bull is technically an Austrian team, okay?!]]
[identity profile] herscatterheart.livejournal.com
Once upon a time, there was a poor man who had a daughter. She was very beautiful, but she was selfish and vain, and her heart was as fickle as the changing winds. For this reason, she was known as Scatterheart...


Hannah looked up to the greying sky, feeling the snowflakes as they melted against her cheek. Thomas caught her attention; he was pounding snow into a form, refining it until it resembled an animal they had once had a discussion of. ‘A kangaroo,’ she observed. Thomas’ eyes sparkled in response, he always got so passionate. The wind picked up and a snow crystal landed on her cheek, she closed her eyes. When she opened them again she was lying on a stone floor. She had been under an open glass window; snow was fluttering in, dancing on the winds, and landing on her form. Her fingers and cheeks burned from the cold, and her hair was flecked with snow crystals. She was still wearing her burgundy bustle gown, and pink shawl. Where was she? Disorientated, she rose.


ExpandScatterheart's father was a greedy man, so he told Scatterheart to accept the bear's offer. She realised that it might be quite nice to live in a castle and have beautiful dresses. So she agreed, and climbed onto the bear's back. As they travelled, the bear asked, 'Aren't you afraid?' No, she answered. )
 

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus  faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Hannah Cheshire.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Hannah Cheshire.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Hannah Cheshire.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Hannah Cheshire.”


[identity profile] sincethe900s.livejournal.com
Well, Holy Roman Empire had failed to teach Apos the error of his ways in this skirmish. But he'd been kindly escorted to the Hospital Wing, and he looked much more presentable for it, so the next step in his tactical regrouping would obviously be to inform Austria of the situation.

"There's someone new here in that room," he announced to Austria as he entered their room. "I think it would be best to avoid meeting him. He's even worse than France." To him, that particular description summed up his encounter perfectly.

"By the way, do you know if they keep any weapons here that I could borrow?"

Because Holy Roman Empire wasn't about to let this evil threaten his current home unchallenged.
[identity profile] sincethe900s.livejournal.com
George had said that Holy Roman Empire belonged with the brave people of the house of Gryffindor. But on the other hand, it was only after that talking hat with the candy had announced him welcomed to Hufflepuff that Holy Roman Empire had finally found himself able to leave the room. This meant, the nation supposed, that he’d been sorted into his sleeping arrangements.

And therefore, although he wasn’t looking to go to bed, it was time to do a little reconnaissance and find out what the territory and people of this Hufflepuff were like.

Holy Roman Empire had no idea where Hufflepuff—or Gryffindor, for that matter—was located. But, still convinced this was a dream, he walked through the halls of Hogwarts without any hesitation. He had complete confidence that wherever he was supposed to go would appear before him any moment now in a rather obvious manner, or someone would conveniently show up to point out the way.

For someone who had no clue where he was or where he was going, Holy Roman Empire certainly walked with all the purpose of an advancing army.
[identity profile] nordic-stoic.livejournal.com
It was over.

Canada had done a good job with hosting this year's Olympics, not to mention a good job with the medal count.

Sweden smiled as he looked at the final tally. Eleven medals, nothing to sneeze at where many countries were lucky to have one. Five of them were gold medals as well, that was definitely something to be proud of. Sweden was very pleased that his athletes did so well.

Also, Denmark didn't win any. That would give Sweden an advantage when Denmark tries to convince him to put in a joint bid for 2024.

Finishing his reading, Sweden and his goats got up to leave to head back to his room. As he reached the door, it opened to reveal Austria, coming in for dinner. They stared at each other for a few seconds.

"I got more medals," Austria said. This was true. Austria's athletes had earned sixteen medals.

Sweden shrugged. "I got m're g'lds." This was also true. Only four of Austria's medals were gold.

They nodded and ended it at that, Austria going to eat dinner in the Great Hall, Sweden heading back to his room.
[identity profile] livingaustria.livejournal.com
Austria sat at a window, looking out at the dreary weather outside. Of all the things he's done in his millennium of existence, what he just did was one of the toughest. Has any other country had to tell a fellow man that he no longer existed? Austria didn't think so.

He also felt a twinge of guilt, since the center of power in Central Europe had shifted to him after the Holy Roman Empire disappeared.

And now that poor little boy had to sit alone in that sorting room, mourning his lost identity and existence, consoling himself with the fact that Italia was happy (and it was going to screw him up further, if he ever found up that the girl he had loved was really a boy).

He saw a tall blond giant walk by with what looked like a herd of straw animals trailing him.

"Sweden."

Sweden stopped at Austria's call.

"The Holy Roman Empire. He's in the sorting room."

If Sweden was surprised, he didn't show it. "How?"

"How we're all here, I suppose. They've brought people long dead and people not even born yet here. The same probably applies to countries. Sweden. I had to break it to him that he didn't exist. I thought it better to come from me than you or France."

Sweden didn't say anything again, just clasped Austria on the shoulder in comfort. "I'll t'lk t'him." He left, his heard in tow.

Austria watched him leave, then looked at the violin that had been in his lap. He picked it up and began playing a sad song.
[identity profile] sincethe900s.livejournal.com
((OOC: Approval granted from Austria and Sweden mun. I’ve waited about a week and haven’t heard anything back from France, N. Italy, or Russia mun, so I’m assuming the go-ahead from them as well.))

A small boy who had not been there only moments before lay on the floor of the Sorting Room. His face and blond hair, swept back under the hat that had nearly fallen from his head, looked in need of a good washing. His cloak and tunic fared better; their dark hue hid the stains and grime of war.

Holy Roman Empire opened his eyes and waited for the ceiling to come into focus before remarking, “This isn’t Zusmarhausen.”

ExpandNo matter how many years pass, I’ll love you the most of anyone in this world. )

I have read the [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ___Holy Roman Empire___
I have read the [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___Holy Roman Empire___
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ___Holy Roman Empire___
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ___Holy Roman Empire___
[identity profile] gutentaghopclop.livejournal.com
It was more of a bang, like a WWII-era pistol being fired, when the particular kernal at Franz Liebkind's nameplate popped.

"Guten tag hop-clop, guten tag--vait, vhere am I?" The nutty German composer looked around the room, mystified, and then looked down at himself. "Ach, I'm covered in butter! Und salt! Is gross, Vinston!"

That was when he noticed his favorite pigeon was conspicuously missing.

"Vinston? Vinston! Vinston, mein liebling, vhere ist du?"

Franz ran for the doors, frantic. Winston was missing, and Franz would not slow down or stop until he was found.
[identity profile] kingbandit.livejournal.com
Jing is a thief. He lives to steal secrets and the representations of grief or pain from their owners. Hogwarts is rife with such secrets, but there is the matter of deciding just what to steal and when and whether he'd truly get away with it.

Then, there is the open challenge he has out to another thief, but the time isn't right yet. So many things happen that keep that particular prize from achieving the value it should have before it's reclaimed.

He's seen the compy lab and wondered about it. Does it hold secrets to steal? The best way to find out is to try. And Jing is one to be rather direct, issuing warnings of his intent. The lab is perfect for this as well.

A brief introductory session, interrupted by a tapestry behind him and the house elf showing him the system bursting into flames, and Jing understands much more than he was shown. In the manner of mischief common to boys and thieves, he makes a post under the name "ODorobou," since he is not one to hide just who and what he is.

Everyone has secrets, things they hide--or think they do--that they don't want anyone else to know. The problem with those secrets is the harder you try to hide them, the more valuable and more vulnerable they become. Unburden yourself. Reveal your secrets and be free of them.


Another fire behind him makes him decide to wait elsewhere, but he'll check back periodically to see just what secrets he collects.

This may be one of the easier heists he's pulled, if it works.
[identity profile] znachit-v-morg.livejournal.com
It was with no small amount of confusion that Ivan found himself not in the foyer of his house in Moscow, but inside what seemed to be a rather large castle he had never stepped foot in before. His round, childish face scrunched up, he slowly turned around to stare at the door he had just come through. No, that was definitely not his front door. Strange, because he was certain that he had just come in from his garden.

Well, damn, he hoped he'd seen the last of those memory lapses after 1991.

When Ivan turned back around there was a wide, cheerful smile plastered on his face and a long metal water pipe clutched in both gloved hands. He surveyed the room quickly for anyone he could talk to about exactly where he was and how he’d gotten here, before he spotted a desk across the room. As it was the most distinguishing object he had seen so far, Ivan approached it with a few long strides.

ExpandAllow me to elucidate. )

"I have read the [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Ryssland__
I have read the [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __La Russie__.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Rossiya__.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. __Russia__"
[identity profile] arrogantmage.livejournal.com
(To ensure complete and uncompromised anonymity, Lezard actually went to the trouble of typing this while disembodied. How could he type without fingers? The same way a ghost could move objects, perhaps. Ask the videogame programmers. Alternatively, ask Homsar or the Sorting Hat.)


Who is the gayest man in this school? I have some questions for him.
[identity profile] a-grave-man.livejournal.com
 ((You want classic characters, you got it. Also, I'm aware that the pic is of a modern version of the guy.))

Mercutio sort of spaced out in the sorting room, admiring everything.

"Such gleeful creations; such would be touched by the very hand of God himself, were this not but a mortal design!" ...Right. The man picked up one of the application forms, and again got transfixed--the dictaquill had written out his words, complete with fancy script. "Impossible! Inconceivable? This marvelous creation..." Scribe scribe. "copies me as if but a child, eager to imitate its father in all regards."

Then he actually looked at the app.

ExpandTL;DR )
[identity profile] pasta-freak.livejournal.com
Feciano Vargas, or Italy as he usually went by walked into the Sorting Room with confusion. One minute he was at Germany's house, the next he was...here. Well, whatever 'here' was.

"Germany? Japan?" he called out, scared. This place was strange to him, his friends weren't here and he wanted some pasta.

The newcomer wore a blue military uniform with a black shirt and blue tie. His baggy blue pants were tucked into his black boots. He ran his hand through his auburn hair as he scanned the room nervously with his brown eyes. He spotted a desk with a pile of papers on it and walked over to it.

He picked up one of the applications and started answering the questions.
ExpandMarukaite Chikyuu... )

Proud with his answers, Italy put his application on the desk. A few more blank applications fell off the desk and onto the floor. Italy picked them up off the floor and put them on the desk. Leaving the desk in a messier state than it was when he first saw it.

I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __N_Italy__
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __N_Italy__
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __N_Italy__
One day, marmalade pasta  MARMALADE will rule the world. __N_Italy__
[identity profile] serrulata.livejournal.com
Summer was nearing it's dying days, and it was time to prepare the greenhouses for autumn. Technically it was a little early, but having seven greenhouses to tend instead of just the one, it was a good idea not to let himself be idle. Besides, it meant he could wrangle interest from more students, and torture A with more plantlore.

Outside the inner and outer entrances to the greenhouse, he posted a sign reading:

OPEN

Greenhouses are being prepped for autumn planting and transfers.

Student-run flowerbeds are now available in Greenhouse Two. Come in early to stake your table.



That done, he sent an owl to his student:

A,

It's close to time for greenhouse transfers. Stop by when you have the time for a lesson.

-Kurama
[identity profile] charlesofdensen.livejournal.com
Ofdensen sighed as he finished setting up a table in the Great Hall. It had been years since he had manned a merchandise stand (when Dethklok began to attract the Klokateer following, he just let them do it).

However, some house elves indicated that other students would probably like a Dethklok shirt. Or a bag. Or their own hood. (That was all Ofdensen got sent over.)

So. Here he was in the Great Hall, manning a booth to sell Dethklok merchandise.

He would laugh if this wasn't so ludicrous.

[[EDIT: Ofdensen/Austria sock here]]
[identity profile] guy-from-mars.livejournal.com
Valentine Michael Smith was still grokking the great goodness that was Hogwarts, and humanity in general. His perceptions of all of these things were still a bit skewed, but his heart was in the right place.

He'd stumbled onto the computer lab, and, after watching a few discussions, he eventually decided he ought to start his own.

Consequently, a post appeared on the Hogwartsnet under the username "water_ brother":

Attention Hogwarts students!

These are truths I have discovered during my time among the peoples of Earth, most especially during my long sojourn with the giant squid, whose wisdom is beyond measure and who has taught me much of life. Would that I could introduce all of you to him, that you might grok him, in your own turn, with greater fullness:

God is love.
All sentient beings are capable of love.
You are a sentient being who is capable of expressing love.
Therefore, thou art God.

Why not express your own love to your fellow Hogwarts students? Use this space to say something nice to someone you have met. You need not sign your name, as I grok that makes some people uncomfortable.
[identity profile] cockneysplosive.livejournal.com
It had been early in the morning-2 or 3ish-when a man snuck into the Great Hall holding a broom and wearing an invisibility cloak he 'borrowed' from someplace. Using them both, he flew up to the rafters of the Great Hall. There he pulled something out of his pocket and secured it to the rafter, making it invisible in the process. He did this two more times, at different points of the Great Hall.

Having done that, Basher went back to bed.

Fast forward to lunchtime. Basher went there to get some lunch, and see if there were enough people in the room. Luckily, there were.

Opting to go straight into the kitchen, he ducked into a closet in there which had a wall adjacent to the Great Hall. Pulling out and putting on a gas mask, he pushed the trigger on the bombs.

There was no explosion, hell, there wasn't even a visible difference, unless you saw through magic goggles or something. But if you could, you'd be able to see aphrodisiac seep out from the bombs and over the Great Hall.

All right, hat. You wanted a sex bomb, you got one, Basher thought from his closet.
[identity profile] best-guitarist.livejournal.com
((OOC: Warning for general NSFW language and situations throughout the comments, although any actual sex will probably get the fade to black treatment so as not to break the players' minds...))

There was the unmistakable sound of another butter-greasy body hitting the floor, followed by the clatter of his mysteriously indestructible electric guitar that accompanied him everywhere, and a name disappearing from the popcorn plaque that could mean only one thing. Everybody's favourite six and a half foot tall (give or take an inch), stereotypically blond and blue-eyed Swede guitarist with a dubious grasp of English and weakness for GMILFs was back. Okay, so the only people who even pretended to tolerate him were presumably still in Mordhaus, but he's convinced everybody thinks he's awesome anyway. Because he's Skwisgaar Skwigelf, fastest guitarist in the world. His native world, at any rate.

"I hope I's not brokes anythings," he groaned without bothering to get up off the floor to check. He hadn't landed on his hands or wrists, and that was all that really mattered. He was on his back, and tilted his head side to side, looking at his surroundings and managing to recognise them. It was that stupid magic and very unmetal castle again. He pulled his guitar into his lap as he sat up. "Oh, dis is dildos," he muttered to himself. "I almost dies and get sents back heres?" He tuned his guitar and continued griping and swearing colourfully in Swedish since there was no one else around to hear, or so he thought.

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