totally and completely anonymous compy post

[arrogantmage.livejournal.com]

(To ensure complete and uncompromised anonymity, Lezard actually went to the trouble of typing this while disembodied. How could he type without fingers? The same way a ghost could move objects, perhaps. Ask the videogame programmers. Alternatively, ask Homsar or the Sorting Hat.)


Who is the gayest man in this school? I have some questions for him.

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Re: completely anonymous

[12panelwonder.livejournal.com]

Well, he's got a fondness for pink, always flirting with men, and is dating a very...colorful man.

completely anonymous

[arrogantmage.livejournal.com]

anonymous

[12panelwonder.livejournal.com]

9.5. The only reason he doesn't get the full ten is cause he doesn't fly a rainbow flag.

BadFox

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

I do not have a fondness for pink. That was a school uniform and I had no choice in the manner.

...wait a minute, how the hell did you find out about that in the first place?!

anonymous

[arrogantmage.livejournal.com]

BadFox

[serrulata.livejournal.com]

I'll go with anon's vote of 9.5, though I'd attest that witticisms like 'as queer as a duck in pants,' 'gay as the day is long,' and 'gay as Christmas' usually hit the mark rather well. However, when it comes to the standards of science and quantification, they don't quite work.