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(To ensure complete and uncompromised anonymity, Lezard actually went to the trouble of typing this while disembodied. How could he type without fingers? The same way a ghost could move objects, perhaps. Ask the videogame programmers. Alternatively, ask Homsar or the Sorting Hat.)


Who is the gayest man in this school? I have some questions for him.

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Gellert Grindelwald

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As there has been no one yet to claim the title, I will proclaim myself the gayest man at Hogwarts. I am thoroughly and completely gay and have over a hundred years of exclusively male intimacy, love and desire to my credit. I should be pleased to address any queries you may have.