[identity profile] grandmasteryoda.livejournal.com
Cards from Codex to:

ExpandFrancium. )

ExpandDieter. )

ExpandIgor. )

ExpandNemo. )

ExpandMarcus. )

ExpandSakon and Ukon. )




Gifts and such from Megan:

ExpandIgor! )

ExpandSage and Rat! )

ExpandMaddie! )

ExpandDean! )

ExpandRose! )




Valentine's presents:

ExpandBaron Harkonnen. )

ExpandJasper. )

ExpandDethklok. )

ExpandProfessor Homsar. )




Not-presents from Lee:

ExpandMethos. )

ExpandRaistlin. )

ExpandCastiel. )




Something confused from Sokka:

ExpandTy Lee? )

ExpandKurama and... Mr. Kurama? )




From Aayla, there are a bowl of fortune cookies under a tiny Christmas tree in the Gryffindor common room, with "Merry Christmas - From Aayla Secura" on the bowl. The fortune cookies are not cursed, drugged, or in any way tampered with--they just have happy messages inside.




From Santa Yoda:

ExpandTo R2-D2 and C-3P0: )

ExpandTo Rat: )

ExpandTo Tenel Ka: )

ExpandTo Coraline: )

ExpandTo Toki and the Shoggies: )

ExpandTo Dieter: )

((And because I think it's hilarious, the voices of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda from Star Wars: The Clone Wars did their own version of 'Twas The Night Before Christmas this year. Obi-Wan, Cad Bane, and Ziro doing How The Grinch Stole Christmas last year was pretty fun, too!))
[identity profile] meh-feet.livejournal.com
A young woman - red-headed, green eyed, barefoot, and, curiously, with the sleeves of her (male) Hogwarts uniform tied off where her elbows would be, slowly slumps into the room. On seeing the application form and quill, her face has a bare twitch. "Tch," she says, drawing up her leg.

To her surprise, the (Quick Quotes) Quill writes down, Tch.

"...Interesting," she says. Again, the Quill writes: Interesting.

"This is a public room," she says, more to herself than to anyone else. "Therefore this is not as per my requests for accommodation. Therefore, this school will be very interesting." She smiles, sort of. As a test, she says, "Quill: select all. Erase all."

She sees that it does. And smiles.

ExpandUnder medical privacy laws, this is not to be distributed without prior written approval. )


I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG.
手塚 琳

I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them.
手塚 琳

I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch.
手塚 琳

One day, marmalade will rule the world.
手塚 琳
[identity profile] fatedjune.livejournal.com
In the Great Hall there are a few posters on the walls, and Rika also posts the same advertisement on the computers. It took a bit longer than Rika expected, but hopefully Coraline will forgive her.

Posted by: CicadaCries

Game Club Signup!
Open to all interested in joining an informal club where we play various games such as the millionaire game or zombie tag, among many others I have collected. The goal of this club is to have fun and organize events so that everyone may have a good time. Suggestions are welcome as the majority of people in this school are adults, so I may not be able to prepare or think of a game idea everyone can enjoy. *Please remember that any adult games suggested must be child friendly*

This game club is based on the one I was a part of back home, so tentative rules for members are as follows:

#1- Aim only for first place.
#2- Make every endeavor to win.


I will owl all interested in being members the date, time, and location of our first club meeting once I see how popular this club could become. Any questions or comments may be sent to me either though owls or the computer post. Please leave your name if you are interested in joining so that you may be contacted later.

-Rika Furude-


On the posters, below this message is a space for people to write their name to sign up, otherwise it is the same as the computer post. (Rika even wrote in blue for the posters to match the post.)
[identity profile] toujours-sirius.livejournal.com
It may or may not have been coincidental, but at almost the exact same time, eight figures walked through the front door of Hogwarts and into the Entrance Hall. Well, seven walked. The eighth blibbled.

ExpandThe godfather, the reluctant hero, and the marshmallow )

ExpandThe rhinoceros )

ExpandThe jokester )

ExpandThe swan )

ExpandThe boss and the receptionist )

((Time to officially end my unofficial hiatus! Please feel free to throw your characters at any or all of these guys, gals, and marshamallowy-type creatures! Emmie Silvey is still on hiatus, but I will bring her back in a separate post sometime in the nearish future. :) ))
[identity profile] spinmybuzzer.livejournal.com
((So class is open to anyone, but only the people who signed up are able to find empty desks. Everyone else can either stand in back to watch the debacle or drag chairs in from another room.))

Homestar spent most of the morning trying to remember what it was he was supposed to do that day. He knew it had to be very important, but since it wasn't Marzipan's birthday or their anniversary, it couldn't have been that important, right? So he ate breakfast in the Great Hall, wandered the grounds, went jogging, went jogging again...

Finally, a house elf caught up to him and politely reminded him that he was due in class. Five minutes of confused arguing later (Homestar was pretty sure Coach Z had the day off, or something; he'd never seen him there, so how could he have class that day?), he remember that he, Professor Homestar, was supposed to be teaching. He jogged into class about ten minutes late, and probably well after most of the gawkersstudents had arrived.

ExpandWhat's 'apparitions' mean again? )
[identity profile] sbisawesome.livejournal.com
Strong Bad had finally realized what the visions in Divination class meant.

ExpandHe needed to start answering e-mails again. )

Many feverish capers later, an old vacant classroom had become a veritable wonderland of technology, masterminded by ol' Cool Cool Glasses himself. Yes, there were no fewer than six desks, each of them graced with no fewer than one genuine Compy 386! There was also a desk in the corner for ye olde sysop Strong Bad, equipped with his trusty Corpy NT6 or a reasonable facsimile thereof.

The compys shared an internal network. People could use them to communicate with each other on a proprietary and private newsgroup which Strong Bad had kludged together using his superior skills of technology. He was especially proud of the interface! Since he knew most Hogwartsians were not accustomed to such fine and advanced technology, he had made the template for posts resemble sticky notes. People were used to taping or tacking notes onto fliers at Hogwarts, so maybe a computerized version wouldn't stretch their imaginations too far, Strong Bad reasoned. They just had to ... learn how to type. On QWERTY keyboards. A real post-it had been stuck to each Compy's monitor: DO NOT WRITE ON THE SCREEN.

On each desk was taped a piece of dot-matrix printer paper, a printout listing user commands. At the bottom, Strong Bad's new e-mail address was given in bold:

SBEmail@DaWart.edu

along with an encouragement to e-mail him WITH ANY QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE.

The door of the lab had its own special sign:
ExpandCOMPUTER LAB )

(( Yes, this is a computer lab the characters can use! Inspired by some group noodling about a Hogwarts Craigslist. As has always been the rule regarding computers at Hogwarts, characters cannot use this to wiki or google one another's canons. Anything that would break the fourth wall is prevented by Hogwarts magic, yo. To lessen the temptation, I've made the computers connect only to one another, not to the World Wide Web, but I know some of y'all have chars who are hackers or awesome wizards or whatever, so if you ~enhance~ the computers, just remember this can't be used for brainbreaky fourth-wallage, k?

Also, all the technology is totally made up and illogical by real world standards. If you have any suggestions to make this totally illogical technology slightly more sensical within such illogical boundaries, OOC-note away!

Postings to the computer network should be tagged with the tag "compy post".))
[identity profile] whosneverbeen.livejournal.com
It turned out that Luna's father had suggested that there was a great deal of information to be mined from the Muggles that could be used in future issues of the Quibbler. Which was what Luna had been doing for a while. This mainly involved watching a lot of Muggle television.

But a girl cannot live on television alone, and since Luna hadn't bothered going to any of the classes that had been held recently, she decided that she should put some of the questions that had been bothering her to those presumably wiser than she. And thus, she sent out a flurry of owls.

ExpandOwl to Homsar, warded to turn into a Tootsie Pop for anyone else )

ExpandOwl to Ron Weasley, warded to turn into a Quaffle for anyone else )
And then, just because she couldn't resist...

ExpandAnonymous, heavily warded Owl to Professor Snape )
[identity profile] omg-sunflora.livejournal.com
[[OOC: For simplicity sake, the player and partner character will be referred to as Piplup and Chimchar, following the anime episode based on the game.]]

It was very unusual to see a sunflower curling up on a straw nest, catching a few more snoozes before Loudred woke her up with his noise.

Except...Loudred doesn't yell.

Sunflora picked up her head, and looked around.

"EEK!"

This wasn't the guild! Where was she?


ExpandAllow me to elucidate. )

"I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____Sunflora________
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___Sunflora________.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____Sunflora______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____Sunflora________"
[identity profile] missprimavera.livejournal.com
A treasure chest full of perfume? Yes. Primavera and Kurama carried it into the castle together, each holding up one side of the heavy trunk.

Neither was sure who really owned the trunk. Was it Primavera's, because she'd found it? Was it A's, because it had been found in his grove? Was it Lezard's, because the treasure chests (like almost everything else in the grove) had come from him?

So they didn't take it anywhere in particular just yet. Instead they stopped in the Great Hall to have a cool drink and consider the treasure chest's destination at their leisure.

Rather than heft the chest up onto a table, where it would surely scar the wood, they deposited it on the floor between tables, and sat near it. A person who came close enough to investigate -- or who simply had a very keen sense of smell -- would pick up the odd mixture of scents arising from the chest. (Primavera had chucked it down out of a tree before she knew what was in it, so some of the contents had broken, releasing their aroma rather strongly.)
[identity profile] homsarhomsar.livejournal.com
Homsar had not been seen blibbling the corridors of Hogwarts for some time now, due mainly to the fact that his mun's new baby, although awesome and so, so cute, is a total time suck his decision to take on an epic search for Sir Millions, his chipwich of a father. It simply wasn't enough to have been raised by a cup of coffee; Homsar needed to know his roots. He had spent much time around the hot, liquidy side of his family, but now it was time to understand the cold, solid side of his family.

But now, although still unsuccessful, he was back at Hogwarts, and he had heard some very good news. As such, he had a very important congratulatory owl to send.

The owl seeks out Homestar Runner. In its claws, it bears the following parchment:

[identity profile] lemondrop-party.livejournal.com
Pleased to learn that a new Astronomy professor had been appointed, Dumbledore dashed off a quick invitation to Bean, identical to the invitations he had sent the other members of the Hogwarts faculty. Then he toddled off to the staff lounge in his best high-heeled boots. Time to ready the room for his tea party.

The house elves had assembled a staggering array of teabags, teapots, varieties of tea, tea-related accessories, sweeteners natural and artificial, tea sandwiches with crusts off, pastries, biscuits, et cetera, hopefully not ad nauseam. Dumbledore bustled about happily, humming to himself like the bumblebee who shared his name, charming napkins into origami shapes. As a final touch, he zapped a dish of clotted cream with a simple food-coloring spell to rainbow its contents.

The final effect he deemed quite satisfactorily cheery.

He knew better than to hope the group he had invited would mesh well. No faculty ever did, unless confronted with some shared enemy, and those were not forthcoming: Voldemort was popcorn, the Headmistress and Sorting Hat were best left alone, and Dumbledore did not think it kind to gang up on poor Kojiro. Nonetheless, he preferred heterogeneity, even with its attendant discord. In diversity lay strength!

To make sure they mingled well, he turned himself invisible (something he could do without an Invisibility Cloak, because he was just special like that). Now they would have to talk among themselves, rather than waiting for the former Headmaster to moderate their discussion or play the host. At the proper moment he could always duck out of the room and reappear properly with apologies for his lateness...
[identity profile] lemondrop-party.livejournal.com
Severus' return made Dumbledore both glad and a bit concerned. Things were so different here than the Hogwarts he and Snape had shared. Acclimation would surely not be easy for the former Potions Master. Having secured a faculty position would help somewhat, yet so many of the faculty were not from the wizarding world ...

Then again, that might be a blessing in disguise, might it not? All his life, the half-blood Prince had been embattled by the interminable internecine feuding of wizards. Now, here, his former home had become a more open place, populated mostly by people who neither knew nor cared much about the old feuds.

It was therefore with slight ulterior motives that Dumbledore penned tea-party invitations to all the faculty and staff of Hogwarts.

Expandowls to Kahnooloo, Jack Harkness, Ssillissa, Kon-El, Valentine Wolfe, Alan Grant, HR Pufnstuf, Ron Weasley, Archangel Michael, Ford Prefect, Kusuriyuri, Mr. Wednesday, Simkin, Homsar, Severus Snape, Johnny C., and Vislor Turlough )
[identity profile] barneystinson.livejournal.com
Anyone glancing up at the sky would perhaps be alarmed at the flock of Doves descending upon the castle, each one with a perfectly tied blood red bow around it's neck. Those with apt vision would be alarmed at the disfigurement of the doves, and how they from one side looked like owls.

It must be said, Barney Stinson was smooth. He knew that each and every woman; straight, single, gay, disfigured, multi genital, turns into a soppy romantic when it comes to valentines day. Sure, the transfiguration of the owls might have been a *little* off, but the effort was there none the less.

The owls/doves/dowves were heading to each and every female (excluding minors), with the following,

ExpandRead more... )

Oh, he was so going to get laid.
[identity profile] emmie-silvey.livejournal.com
((Daughter of Hounds is the sequel to Low Red Moon, Chance Matthews Silvey's canon. This application posted with the permission of Chance-mun. WARNING: Contains spoilers for Threshold, Low Red Moon, and Daughter of Hounds.))


“Shit.”

The word issues forth from the mouth of a nine-year-old girl dressed in a pink-and-white zebra-striped fur coat and Hello Kitty snow boots as she stomps through the door to the Sorting Room. The girl has shoulder-length ash blonde hair and yellow eyes. Not hazel or light brown or amber or honey colored, but yellow, like on a school bus or the middle bulb of a traffic light. Yellow like the sun, like sunflowers, yellow like the moon on an October night. Aside from that, she’s just a nine-year-old girl named Emma Jean Silvey.

After a long silence during which she looks around with those odd yellow eyes, taking in her surroundings, she speaks again, this time in question.

“Pearl?”

There is no answer, so she calls out another name.

“Esmeribetheda?”

Not the two names she would normally call out when lost and confused, but the last time really strange things had happened in her life, those two had been at fault, at least partially.

But the only sound in the room comes from the scratching of the Dictaquill, which Emma Jean, or Emmie, as she prefers to be called, investigates. There was a time in her life, when she was a mere eight years old, when the coat she’s wearing didn’t hang a half-inch too short above her wrists, that she would have said a quill that moves on its own was bullshit, that there must be strings and wires controlling it, because Deacon said inanimate objects can never move of their own accord, that there’s always a magician controlling them with wires or magnets or something. But now Emmie knows better.

She stares at the quill for a few more seconds before talking once again.

“Bullshit.” The quill dutifully copies down the word on a piece of parchment bearing the words “Shit,” “Pearl?”, and “Esmeribetheda?” at the top.

“I am a stupid quill.” The quill pauses, in a way that strikes Emmie as offended, but then appears to resign itself to copying down those words, too. Emmie decides the quill is really stupid, because if it were a smarter quill, it would refuse to copy down such a mean statement about itself.

And underneath where the quill has written all those words is a form of some sort. A matching one lies to the side of the one the quill is writing on, and Emmie picks it up. It seems to be some sort of application. And not just any application, but…

“This application is just as stupid as you, quill,” Emmie says, with a quick glance to the quill, which copies down her words, now with harsh, hard strokes. “I mean, what kind of an application doesn’t even ask you your name at the top? There’s no point in applying somewhere if nobody even knows who you are.”

Another look around the room tells her that there’s no walking out of here, and so she may as well do something to amuse herself. If she had her backpack, she could play with her dinosaur toys or read a book. She could call Deacon on her cell phone to ask him to pick her up from…well, she doesn't exactly know where she is, but they’d find a way to figure it out. But she doesn’t have her backpack, and the room is pretty boring, so she decides to give the application a go. She’s not even sure what it’s for, but whatever it is, she can always turn down an offer of acceptance if she doesn’t want to follow through.

“My name is Emma Jean Silvey, but nobody calls me that. They call me Emmie. E-M-M-I-E.” She spells it out, just in case the quill wants to spell it with a “Y”. She hates when people do that.

ExpandOn to the application! )

I have read the [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____ejs_____
I have read the [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____ejs____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____ejs____.
One day, marmalade peanut butter and jelly will rule the world. _____ejs_____
[identity profile] lemondrop-party.livejournal.com
Little by little, with resistance from the Furby every step of the way, Albus was trying to make his Hogwarts something approaching its former respectability.

A losing battle, he knew; but he had to do something. He had never been one to sit idly by while the world deteriorated around him. The Hogwarts into which he'd been unpopcorned had presented him with a panoply of chaos quite frankly unthinkable. It had taken a while to figure out a strategy for addressing it, a small piece at a time, and whenever he thought he had something lined up perfectly, the Hat would go do something like perform a mass marriage and move everyone into a tent village. So far his major accomplishments had been to hold a faculty meeting and organize a field trip. This must change.

The newest bee in his bonnet: the complete lack of orientation provided for new students. No longer did owls arrive at children's homes informing them of the mystical journey in store. Now hapless people got sucked into the Sorting Room with no notion what wizarding might be, much less what Hogwarts was.

Providing new arrivals with gratis copies of Hogwarts: A History would do no good. This Hogwarts resembled the documented Hogwarts about as closely as Aberforth resembled Albus: they sort of looked the same, and that was all. No, Albus would have to write something entirely new. And to do that, he would need input from the current inmates student body.

Therefore, one fine winter's day shortly after the New Year, a large poster appeared above a table outside the Great Hall, with a magical self-replenishing length of parchment attached for people to write contributions, and a quill and inkwell ready for use, as well as a Dictaquill for those unable to write:

Hogwarts Students!

New students need your help!

We are compiling an orientation booklet for new arrivals to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and we need to know what you, the current students, think!

How would you describe the different Houses? What is your favorite aspect of Hogwarts life? If you could give one piece of advice to a new student, what would it be? Who is the most physically attractive professor? What courses do you recommend most highly?

All these and more are questions that need answers! Answers from YOU!

Please add to this sheet your thoughts. They will be legible to all, and after a reasonable period of time has passed, the contributions will be compiled into a new Student's Guide to Hogwarts!

ALBUS DUMBLEDORE
Professor Emeritus
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
[identity profile] guidedtolight.livejournal.com
((This aired recently so I guess I should warn for spoilers, but it's based on the Wizard of Oz so, spoilers for that too? XD))

DG frowned curiously, this wasn't a room in the castle, it was a room in a castle yes. But not the one she was meant to be in. The one where she'd been not that long before. "Oh boy, where am I now." She looked around her. Make the best of the situation she guessed and found the sheet with questions on it and a quill. The quill moved, she wasn't really sure if it she was the one actually in control of it. But it certainly was writing what she said.

ExpandThere's no place like it... )

"I have read the [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____DG_____
I have read the [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____DG_____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____DG_____.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____DG_____"
[identity profile] ohnoitskrampus.livejournal.com
Krampus, Krampus the Movie


The grimy, goat-legged, goat-horned figure, stooped and swarthy, hobbled into the Sorting Room. “I know you're here, Boss!” he bellowed. “You can't hide forever!”


ExpandHave you been... NAUGHTY? )



"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____Krampus________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____Krampus_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____Krampus______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______Krampus_______"

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