[identity profile] bantersucks.livejournal.com
((IC hiatus/canon-update post, co-written with Brenda-mun. Cut for tl;dr because Jaime-mun can't be concise EVER.))

"C'mon!" Brenda said, dragging Jaime down the hall. "It'll be fun!"

This, Jaime had learned, was a phrase that usually led to incipient doom. Or punching. "Yeah, for the one who isn't being slammed onto the floor repeatedly." But he continued down the corridor with Brenda, heading in what they thought was the right direction. "What floor's this Room of Requirement supposed to be on again?"

Brenda consulted a sheet of scribbled notes. "Seventh, I'm pretty sure. Across from a tapestry of dancing trolls."

"A tapestry of... oookay." He shook his head. "Least it'll be easy to spot." Of course, just by saying that, he'd jinxed it. )

Raven to Lola )

He folded the paper up and waved it at Sancho. "Give this to Lola, okay? In one piece." Sancho cawed and launched himself off the chair, snatching up the paper with his talons as he fluttered out the window.

Milagro noticed the movement out of the corner of her eye. "Hey! What was that?"

Jaime didn't respond. He just stared out the window, watching the raven glide off into the afternoon sun. He stood there, watching, until Sancho was nothing more than a faint black speck on the horizon and then was gone entirely from sight.
[identity profile] papayagami.livejournal.com
Does that even exist in Japan?

Soichiro was in an empty classroom. When I say empty, I mean that there were no other people in the room.

It, however, was extremely cluttered with abandoned books, supplies, other things.

Which made it perfect for what Soichiro was practicing, the 'Accio' spell.

His reasoning was that it would be easier to find what he was looking for if he could bring it to him, and it also could serve as a distraction.

Plus, some of the hexes and curses he wanted to try really should be used under supervision.

So right now, he's testing out the Accio spell. Once it gets too cluttered, he'll try the Banishing spell
[identity profile] callmewednesday.livejournal.com
Mr. Wednesday knows full well that the kind of magic he does is a magic that can't be taught. There will be no field trip to Mimir's Well at the base of Yggdrasill. For one thing, few students are likely to sign a waiver stating they forfeit an eye or a limb or some other body part for the sake of wisdom. Nor does Wednesday believe that the Wizarding Examinations Authority would approve the task of hanging on the World Tree for nine days and nine nights, even if the students could survive it (the no-kill rule being no help with the World Tree located off Hogwarts grounds, naturally).

The kind of magic Wednesday does is a magic he alone can use to its fullest extent.

Nonetheless, he can share with them some basic facts. He can show them the letter-forms, teach them to carve and to color the letters known in his own language as secret. He can teach them the names of the letters.

It'll be a little like kindergarten.

~Now I know my F-U-THs! Tell me what you think of me!~ )

There is a stack of parchment and a pile of spare quills as well as some pots of ink on the table at the head of the classroom. It seems Wednesday felt his students might not remember to bring their own.

"You may begin your communal efforts." Wednesday almost smirks when he says it. The idea of groupwork amuses him.


(( OOC: First off, the link to the PBS site contains a script that, if you plug in a name, will generate that name in runes. Easy. Just remember to disable NoScript if you have that Firefox plug-in, or it won't work. ;) Second, those of you with characters who'd ICly read Wednesday's optional article on runic magic may consider the character to have read it without having OOCly done so. Third, if you have any questions OOCly, feel free to ping me; if you have questions ICly, please note in the subject line of your comment that you'd like Wednesday to answer. Otherwise I'll assume you're playing amongst yourselves.

The characters who signed up for Runes are listed here, but characters who didn't sign up are still welcome to attend.))

WART #120

Mar. 15th, 2008 01:14 am
[identity profile] ibrokeaplanet.livejournal.com
"Dude. Come on, we talked about this, you agreed already!" Brenda gave Jaime a nudge.

Jaime nudged her back. "Nuh-uh. I said I was gonna check out the equipment. And I did. It's all clear. You're sure, right? So I'm just gonna--"

"Yeah?"

"Um." He sighed. "Okay, fine, I'm just gonna sit down over here." He started shuffling through a stack of CDs.

"Good, 'cause I saw one I wanna start off with last time we were here!" Brenda pulled down a stack of CDs and found the one she wanted third disc down. She put on Me and My Shadow, the Robbie Williams version. "That one's for you, pal."
Welcome to WART, El Paso style! )
Brenda looked over the now-decimated stack of CDs. "Wow. I can't believe we played the whole thing," she chirped. "This has been a blast, folks. We've been your hosts for this evening, Brenda and Jaime - "

"Wait, one more thing." Jaime grabbed another CD. "Um, this is for Lola. From me. Because, well, you know." Before he could waste more air time or lose his nerve, he put in Angel on My Bike by The Wallflowers and sat back, grateful that no one could tell how red his ears were over the radio.

"Awww. Jaime, that's so sweet! I can't think of a nicer note to end the show -"

"HOLD ON A SECOND!"

And suddenly, Tomo came charging in, having found the radio station by a combination of sheer luck and house-elf extortion.

She shoved Jaime aside and grabbed the mike. "Hey, Hogwarts! This is Tomo Takino, coming to you live on White Day! Did you forget? I bet you did! Only know one guy who actually remembered to follow through out of this whole place!"

"HEY! NO SHOVING MY FRIEND!" Brenda grabbed the microphone back from Tomo. "And this is not for you to advertise your crazy-ass made-up fake "Send Chocos to Tomo" holiday!"

Jaime opened his mouth to speak, but then reconsidered and decided to let Tomo dig her own grave. Which she did as she promptly grabbed the mike back. "IT IS NOT MADE-UP! IT'S A LEGIT HOLIDAY! You're just mad because you didn't get any chocolate today!" she added cheerfully.

"Oh, here it comes," Jaime muttered.

Yes, it does. The windup, and the pitch. Brenda's open hand met Tomo's cheek with a ringing SLAP. "I'm mad 'cause a total idiot busted in here and wrecked a perfectly nice night - yo, hero boy, feel free to jump in here anytime!"

"WAUGH!" Tomo stumbled back, slipped on a couple of notes that had fallen to the floor and promptly crashed to the floor herself. Hard. "...ow..."

Jump in and do what, kick the human speed bump on the floor? Jaime shook his head and covered the mike with a hand. "Yeah, well, you asked for it, Fido," he told Tomo before turning back to the mike. Sorry, he mouthed to Brenda. "Uh, please ignore the crazy and feel free to call - uh, Floo in any requests. We'll be here."

"I'm okay!" Tomo called out weakly, still face down on the floor.

"Physically, anyway," Jaime muttered.
((Forgot to add, Tomo-smackdown TOTALLY done with permission - it was the mun's idea in fact! It was just time for one.))
[identity profile] beantheory.livejournal.com
A tiny boy appears in the Sorting Room. He appears to be about five years old, and small for that age, with thin hair and dark eyes. In reality, he is seven. The lingering effects of early deprivation haven't been wiped out, despite looking lean and strong. And he's careworn, unusually so for a child so young.

The boy takes a long moment to look around the room, quick eyes drinking in everything: the layout of the room, the exits (door, wide enough for him to go through even with five adults blocking the way; four windows, highly-set but not impossible to reach; a chimney-place), the furniture. There's no one about so he pads to the fireplace first, examining its usefulness as an escape route. It's difficult to be certain by sight alone. He's tempted to climb up and find out - it's possible that this connects to a network of some kind - but the inside of the flue is coated with soot. He has no way of knowing how common soot-covered (or naked, if he chose to save his clothes the abuse) children are in this place. It can wait.

The gravity pressing against him is noticeable. There's no underlying, subliminal sense of motion.

Bean is back on Earth.

The enemy's gate is down... )
[identity profile] unluckiest-star.livejournal.com
A black-and-white blur flies into the Sorting Room from a flash of light, and lands at the applications table. The man is clad in a shimmering black bodysuit and full face mask that looks like a field of stars, and white boots and gloves. He is humming a jaunty tune.

"Wow, that was fun! I love a rainy night! I miss my dreamer already, but it's good to be hom-"

He stops and looks around. "Doctor? Nurse? Hello? Anyone?" He looks around the room some more. "I don't think we're in Opal City anymore, Proty..."

Then he spots the dictaquill, recording his every word, and laughs a little too loudly. "Computo, you scamp, is that you?" He pulls the application form out, the quill fighting him all the way, and both reads and answers the questions aloud. The quill records his replies on the next form down.
Ha! 52! )
"I'd give you a piece of my mind but I - I'm not sure I've got them all. I think I left a few back at Legion HQ. Hope Computo hasn't thrown 'em out." He scrabbles at the hem of a glove and pulls out a small package. "I have gum! Oh, and I can get you the Flash's autograph. Either Flash! Maybe Superman's if he's not still mad at me?"

He looks around the room. "Can I have my pills now? Four colors. Gotta have 'em all!"

I have read the [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _starman_
I have read the [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _starman_.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _starman_.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _52!_

((I'm taking Starman from the end of the Lightning Saga, after the end of Justice League of America #10 and before the opening of Justice Society of America #7. Also, this message has been approved by h_h's own Brainiac 5.))
[identity profile] charlesofdensen.livejournal.com
When the house elf came in with the note, Ofdensen didn't believe it. Not until he saw it with his own eyes.

So he raced off to the Popcorn Room and ran his eyes and finger down the roster.

Sure enough, one name stood out:

Nathan Explosion

Not too far down the list, another name:

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Ofdensen immediately reached for his phone, dialing his contact in Mordhaus. They reported that yes, Nathan and Skwisgaar were both back at Mordhaus, at the moment causing mayhem with Murderface.

He breathed a sigh of relief as he hung up the phone. At least they were accounted for. But now that put him in a bit of a bind.

It was all fine when it was four members here in Hogwarts, but now there's only two. He really should be with the majority. But he couldn't just leave Toki and Pickles here-and to be blunt, unsupervised.

And there were other factors here as well, which he'll never admit to, but she's they're there.

[[Open RP. Let the WTFery of the mass popcorning begin!]]
[identity profile] justabluelizard.livejournal.com
The door opened, and Ssillissa slipped into the sorting room. She glanced around, not recognizing her surroundings, and shrugged. Although Larklight no longer had its original alien gravity generators, it was still a large, strange house. She must have gotten turned around somewhere, she decided, and opened the door to get back to some part of the house she recognized.

A hallway, very different from the one she’d just left and far to long to be in Larklight, stretched off to either side. Ssil stepped carefully back away from the door, a shiver running all the way down her spine to the club at the end of her tail. Something very strange was going on. She carefully examined the room, looking for some clue as to what had happened. The sunlight at the window suggested that she was on a planet, which just made the situation weirder. Last she’d checked, she’d been orbiting Earth somewhere beyond the moon.

Besides going out into that unfamiliar hallway, which, for some reason, she was really not ready to do, the only remotely productive thing to do seemed to be to fill out the application.

Application for Ssillissa )
[identity profile] nicknamegirl.livejournal.com
((Backdated to Valentine’s Day.))

Right. Busying herself and talking to Gatsby, to try and keep her mind away from Jaime and the Impending Talk, had only worked so-so. Fine. Lola knew she couldn’t avoid it forever. And besides, she had missed Jaime a lot during her mission. Part of her couldn’t wait to see him. So. She went up to her own room, changed out of her trouble-shooting outfit, which was dusty and completely not-okay to wear when you hadn’t seen your boyfriend in... how many days now? Lola frowned. She was pretty sure it had been at least a week where she’d been looking after Azhar, but who knew how long that meant she’d been gone from Hogwarts? Oh well, she’d find out soon enough.

Now she was standing outside his door, and calmly counted to five before she knocked. During those five seconds she checked her hair, made sure she hadn’t gotten anything in her teeth, and adjusted the locket around her neck. Today the little pad inside had been dabbed in a rich perfume of jasmine and spices that she’d picked up in Tunisia, but that was the only thing different about her.

Then she knocked. And forced herself to look calm and smiling, though her heart was hammering in her chest.
[identity profile] bantersucks.livejournal.com
((Backdated to the 11th? Ish? Day or two before Lola actually gets back, but after this. Will be slow, but Jaime needs a kick in the head. Or, in this case, to be smacked with a notebook or shaken awake, and that was permission for Brenda to do so.))

After spending several hours in the library, Jaime had headed back to his room - and promptly found himself staring at the notes again. His thoughts kept wandering back to the last thing Lola had said to him, and even though he knew it was silly, it bothered him. He had no idea why. The diagrams and notes and theory compiled from Booster Gold's hints made more sense right now.

Which was why, if Brenda or someone else entered the common room that evening, they would find him on the couch with a stack of books and notes piled on the table and another book in his lap, fast asleep despite the rather uncomfortable position his neck was in.

Hey, at least he hadn't landed on it this time.
[identity profile] cardarchitect.livejournal.com
Application for Near from Death Note

(Note: Near is taken from after the close of the series, following the recent one-shot chapter.)


Cautiously, Near padded into the unfamiliar room, glancing about in bland curiousity. He didn't recall how he'd come to be there, and that was somewhat disconcerting. Still, it was therefore a puzzle, and solving puzzles was what Near lived for. When he spotted the application, his curiousity was piqued further. Perhaps he might learn something from the nature of the questions.

I'm being interrogated? How novel. )



"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _____N_______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____N______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _____N______.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. ______N_______"
[identity profile] cosmicteddy.livejournal.com
There was something amazingly soothing about libraries, even magical ones. It was nice to have a place like this to return to, after flinging around the Universe a few times and making it, in general, a better place. Michael was an exceedingly busy person, but he made time for Hogwarts and the library. He needed breaks like this. Managing cosmos was stressful work; managing books... less so. And besides, it occupied his mind so that he didn't worry needlessly about his students being away on missions. It was pointless to worry. What would be, would be.

Currently Michael was stacking books, and he did it the human way. It was such a wonderfully normal thing to do, and he took some pride and pleasure in it. Michael had never been human, so this was refreshingly new.

Young Matilda sat as usual in her big chair and devoured one thick book after another, while her furby slept by her feet. Michael knew better than to disturb her, and instead only smiled to himself. Having a happy human being there (better yet, a happy child), was like having a little personal heater or a nightlight in the library. In this strange and bizarre environment, she knew exactly who she was and what she liked. Angels always approved of humans like that.

Michael had put out a plate of assorted pastries on a table, hoping it would bring some students to the library. (All the books had, practically enough, been placed under enchantments to make sure they weren't going to get spilled on... Michael was new at the librarian job, but he did know a few things.) He also had plenty of tea. Somehow, he was under the impression that he was expected to drink a lot of tea.

((Feel free to drop by and bother Michael! Since he's powerful, it's more than likely that he'll know your character's name without them telling him, but that's all. He won't confess to knowing anything else about them without mun permission, to avoid godmodding.))
[identity profile] senorcyborg.livejournal.com
((Done with permission. Vic will over time remember the concept of Hogwarts and kinda what goes on there, but probably not too much else. Generic disclaimer: there's bound to be various Runaways spoilers as I play him.))

Coming out of the darkness, Victor's face felt wet. He reached up and rubbed at it with the heels of his hands, dimly wondering why his eyes were burning.

Cultured butter and sodium chloride, the supercomputer at home in his head helpfully informed him.

Well, yeah, the room positively reeked of butter—and so did he, now that he thought about it. It must've somehow gotten into his eyes. Case closed. Except that really didn't explain why he was covered in butter and salt. The hell?

Squinting and looking around, he found himself in a room with rows of glass cases, each containing a single giant popcorn kernel. Very Pod-Peopleish, and more than a little unnerving. Maybe worst of all, there was something vaguely familiar about this room, something that caused a sense of déjà vu. No... more like part of his memory had been wiped, but fragments still remained. The cyborg equivalent of déjà vu, maybe, if the memory of this place was even real. He had an entire childhood's worth of false memories; sometimes it was difficult to distinguish between reality and fiction.

The more he thought about it, the more his head hurt—

And suddenly there was electricity crackling around him, leaping from various points of his body without purpose; he hadn't meant for it to, and wasn't sure what was wrong. He struggled to get it under control, managing to suppress it to just an occasional spark from his hands before he dared let out the breath he'd been holding.

What was going on?
[identity profile] nicknamegirl.livejournal.com
To Jaime, warded and charmed to shimmer in gold )

After having sent the owl off, Lola grabbed her belongings and hurried down. Michael had arranged for a time flight to come pick up everyone, but it had to be done outside the school grounds for some reason. He'd said it had to do with all the magical disturbances in the atmosphere, but Lola hadn't quite understood the mechanics around it. Presumably you had to be an archangel to really do.

She jogged out into the chilly Scotland air and instantly spotted Brice and Mel. They were standing there, as ready as they could be, though Brice seemed tenser than usual and Mel was clearly worried. Lola wished, not for the first time, that she could go on the same mission as her friends. It shouldn’t be too difficult, though? They just had to escort a reincarnated bodhisattva to his new place of education, with the monks in the northern part of India, where he’d learn everything he needed to learn to hopefully bring world peace to the 21st century...

Yeah, no problem at all. To add an extra amount of fretting to the equation, little Obi was only four years old, and Lola knew he was a particular favourite of Mel's. Brice was attached to the little guy too, as much as a very macho and obviously suave and cool teenage guy could be to a preschooler.

"You ready?" Mel asked quietly, smiling as well as she could.

Lola gave her best friend and soulmate a sweet smile back, trying to calm herself down. "Carita, we'll be back before we know it." She squeezed Mel's hand. "Older and wiser. Just don't get PODS slime on my boots."

That at least elicited a grim grin from Brice and a wan giggle from Mel. The girls hugged, and then parted, Mel's hands fiddling with her tags, Lola double-checking that she had everything. Brice was just staring into space, a muscle moving in his cheek. The prospect of Hell interference was doubly worse for him; even if he was better at sniffing out Dark agents than most angels, deserting the Powers of Darkness meant they were keener than usual to ruin their mission.

In the sticky, uncomfortable silence, Lola felt a shimmer go through her body, like she was rising into the air. Michael. Being in the presence of an archangel never gets old. He materialised in front of the three, and smiled, crumpled suit and tired eyes not having a single affect on his peaceful vibe. The air suddenly felt easier to breathe, and it smelled of lilacs. Heaven.

"Ah, yes," said Michael. "Good that you are all here... Is everyone ready?"
[identity profile] tktactile.livejournal.com
OK, so lazing around and doing nothing did get old. Who knew? At the moment, Superboy knew. Boy, did he ever know.

So, even though it was the end of January and freezing and the middle of England or Scotland or wherever so it would probably rain even though it was freezing (Kon-El: Superhero Meteorologist!), he was outside. He'd flown around and tried to decide whether or not to spit off the top of a tower. Or parapet. Or whatever they were really called.

While doing that, he'd noticed the greenhouses. An hour later, greenhouses were not boring in his book. Especially greenhouses that had plants that tried to bite.
[identity profile] powervacuum.livejournal.com
((Unpopped with modly permission. Gert has no memory of the time she was here previously. Also, spoilers for the "Parental Guidance" arc of Runaways are under the cut tag.))

Read more... )
[identity profile] tomowildcat.livejournal.com
Later on, it would come as no surprise to anyone that Tomo had started the fight.

The entire thing started out innocently enough, of course. It was a chilly but beautiful afternoon at Hogwarts; it had snowed early in the morning, and all around there was a new layer of freshly-fallen snow. Now the clouds were parting and the sun was starting to come out. The conditions were perfect for anyone who wanted to play in the snow.

Or, if you were Tomo, ambushing the unwary. Like Jaime, for example, who was headed towards the courtyard outside the Great Hall. He was distracted, as usual, and had yet to notice that Tomo was lying in wait with a small stockpile of snowballs.

Then he came into range, and Tomo let fly the first volley with a "GOTCHA!"

...unfortunately, her aim was a bit off.

Which meant that the next person who stepped out into the cold would have a snowball flying at their head.

((Open RP to anybody who wants to get in on the fight - or RP snow hijinks elsewhere and comment on the stupid from afar. Feel free to dodge and especially to retaliate. Go crazy! Jump in WHEREVER YOU WANT! It's up to you if you get hit by a stray snow missile!

This is also a snow mingle post for those who are going to avoid the snow-pelting crazies. Just start a new thread if you feel the urge.))

((OOC ETA: Right now, it appears to be Tomo and Richard with Ed helping against everybody else - ICly, Richard is keeping out of sight, though.))
[identity profile] emmie-silvey.livejournal.com
((Daughter of Hounds is the sequel to Low Red Moon, Chance Matthews Silvey's canon. This application posted with the permission of Chance-mun. WARNING: Contains spoilers for Threshold, Low Red Moon, and Daughter of Hounds.))


“Shit.”

The word issues forth from the mouth of a nine-year-old girl dressed in a pink-and-white zebra-striped fur coat and Hello Kitty snow boots as she stomps through the door to the Sorting Room. The girl has shoulder-length ash blonde hair and yellow eyes. Not hazel or light brown or amber or honey colored, but yellow, like on a school bus or the middle bulb of a traffic light. Yellow like the sun, like sunflowers, yellow like the moon on an October night. Aside from that, she’s just a nine-year-old girl named Emma Jean Silvey.

After a long silence during which she looks around with those odd yellow eyes, taking in her surroundings, she speaks again, this time in question.

“Pearl?”

There is no answer, so she calls out another name.

“Esmeribetheda?”

Not the two names she would normally call out when lost and confused, but the last time really strange things had happened in her life, those two had been at fault, at least partially.

But the only sound in the room comes from the scratching of the Dictaquill, which Emma Jean, or Emmie, as she prefers to be called, investigates. There was a time in her life, when she was a mere eight years old, when the coat she’s wearing didn’t hang a half-inch too short above her wrists, that she would have said a quill that moves on its own was bullshit, that there must be strings and wires controlling it, because Deacon said inanimate objects can never move of their own accord, that there’s always a magician controlling them with wires or magnets or something. But now Emmie knows better.

She stares at the quill for a few more seconds before talking once again.

“Bullshit.” The quill dutifully copies down the word on a piece of parchment bearing the words “Shit,” “Pearl?”, and “Esmeribetheda?” at the top.

“I am a stupid quill.” The quill pauses, in a way that strikes Emmie as offended, but then appears to resign itself to copying down those words, too. Emmie decides the quill is really stupid, because if it were a smarter quill, it would refuse to copy down such a mean statement about itself.

And underneath where the quill has written all those words is a form of some sort. A matching one lies to the side of the one the quill is writing on, and Emmie picks it up. It seems to be some sort of application. And not just any application, but…

“This application is just as stupid as you, quill,” Emmie says, with a quick glance to the quill, which copies down her words, now with harsh, hard strokes. “I mean, what kind of an application doesn’t even ask you your name at the top? There’s no point in applying somewhere if nobody even knows who you are.”

Another look around the room tells her that there’s no walking out of here, and so she may as well do something to amuse herself. If she had her backpack, she could play with her dinosaur toys or read a book. She could call Deacon on her cell phone to ask him to pick her up from…well, she doesn't exactly know where she is, but they’d find a way to figure it out. But she doesn’t have her backpack, and the room is pretty boring, so she decides to give the application a go. She’s not even sure what it’s for, but whatever it is, she can always turn down an offer of acceptance if she doesn’t want to follow through.

“My name is Emma Jean Silvey, but nobody calls me that. They call me Emmie. E-M-M-I-E.” She spells it out, just in case the quill wants to spell it with a “Y”. She hates when people do that.

On to the application! )

I have read the [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ____ejs_____
I have read the [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____ejs____.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ____ejs____.
One day, marmalade peanut butter and jelly will rule the world. _____ejs_____
[identity profile] lemondrop-party.livejournal.com
Little by little, with resistance from the Furby every step of the way, Albus was trying to make his Hogwarts something approaching its former respectability.

A losing battle, he knew; but he had to do something. He had never been one to sit idly by while the world deteriorated around him. The Hogwarts into which he'd been unpopcorned had presented him with a panoply of chaos quite frankly unthinkable. It had taken a while to figure out a strategy for addressing it, a small piece at a time, and whenever he thought he had something lined up perfectly, the Hat would go do something like perform a mass marriage and move everyone into a tent village. So far his major accomplishments had been to hold a faculty meeting and organize a field trip. This must change.

The newest bee in his bonnet: the complete lack of orientation provided for new students. No longer did owls arrive at children's homes informing them of the mystical journey in store. Now hapless people got sucked into the Sorting Room with no notion what wizarding might be, much less what Hogwarts was.

Providing new arrivals with gratis copies of Hogwarts: A History would do no good. This Hogwarts resembled the documented Hogwarts about as closely as Aberforth resembled Albus: they sort of looked the same, and that was all. No, Albus would have to write something entirely new. And to do that, he would need input from the current inmates student body.

Therefore, one fine winter's day shortly after the New Year, a large poster appeared above a table outside the Great Hall, with a magical self-replenishing length of parchment attached for people to write contributions, and a quill and inkwell ready for use, as well as a Dictaquill for those unable to write:

Hogwarts Students!

New students need your help!

We are compiling an orientation booklet for new arrivals to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and we need to know what you, the current students, think!

How would you describe the different Houses? What is your favorite aspect of Hogwarts life? If you could give one piece of advice to a new student, what would it be? Who is the most physically attractive professor? What courses do you recommend most highly?

All these and more are questions that need answers! Answers from YOU!

Please add to this sheet your thoughts. They will be legible to all, and after a reasonable period of time has passed, the contributions will be compiled into a new Student's Guide to Hogwarts!

ALBUS DUMBLEDORE
Professor Emeritus
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
[identity profile] bantersucks.livejournal.com
((To keep things short, posting all my pups' gifts in one post. Also, just listing who got what rather than doing tons and tons of LJ-cuts. Backdated to Christmas morning - sorry, it's so late, but I've had maybe a few minutes at a time to compose anything at the laptop since Christmas AND IT WAS STARTED ON TIME SO THERE. If you are not on this list, you're getting the gift at the party or you got it in an owl reply or because the mun is still working on it, darn it.))

May had been so wrapped up in coordinating the Secret Santa and baking way too many cookies (she'd accidentally tripled the recipe, oops) that she almost forgot to send out her gifts. Fortunately, with the help of Alley and a couple owls, she did so:

To: Mel Beeby, Brice de Winter, Jaime Reyes, Laura Palmer, Tomo Takino )

Jaime didn't forget - May had talked him into being her guinea pig in the cookie-baking, and had rewarded him with about a third of the results when she realized she'd made too much. Thus Sancho was flying all around Hogwarts for most of the morning. Which was good since the raven was too tired to really follow through with his shiny-stealing tendencies for once.

To: Tomo, May, George King, Molly Michon )

Christmas? Tomo, forget Christmas? Of course not. No holiday that involved presents would be forgotten! She somehow managed to bully the owls into sending her packages out.

To: Douche (Dwight), Kagura, Osaka, Demyx, Jaime, Mayday )

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