[identity profile] anuclearwinter.livejournal.com
My dear Brice--

I have had the dubious pleasure of speaking with a girl named Megan Gwynn.

Consequently, I would very much like to see you, as your mother.

Do come and call on me, alone.

--Laura


Yeah, it does sound more like a criminal threat than a friendly invitation to tea.

Three owls

Aug. 3rd, 2009 03:18 pm
[identity profile] my-soul-itches.livejournal.com
One owl carries a homemade card to the staff of the Hospital Wing )




One owl carries a note and a fruit basket to Igor )




The last owl carries a letter and a clean blue handkerchief to Laura de Winter )
[identity profile] my-soul-itches.livejournal.com
San Francisco was rioting.

Herein bad things happen, with spoilers for about half of 'Dark Avengers/X-men: Utopia #1.' )

"Sihal novarum chinoth!"

With a rush of magic, she 'ported herself back to Hogwarts and just barely held back from puking all over the stone hallway.

"I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay," she muttered to herself, trying to convince herself that it was true. She wiped at her nose, smearing more blood on her face, and wiggled her wings experimentally. They hadn't been broken again. That was something. As for the rest of her... her bright yellow shirt was a ruin, spattered with dirt and blood from her nose, mouth, and a gash on her forehead. One side of her face hurt from where a really big guy had punched her with his really big fist. And her head really, really hurt from where she had knocked it falling down onto the pavement.

She briefly wondered if leaving Hogwarts to go rejoin the X-men in San Francisco had been such a great idea after all. Getting beat up several times (twice by anti-mutant jerks), having another part of her soul stolen, and helping to fend off an invasion of religious zealot aliens as well as crazy, scantily clad women all pointed to "maybe not."

"Okay. I can do this." She swiped at her nose again, leaving yet another streak of blood across her hand and started forward shakily. Not that she really knew where she was going. It had been a long time since she had been here, after all, and she hadn't known her way around very well then, either. "A little help?" she called, hoping someone would hear her.
[identity profile] oneof-me.livejournal.com
((This application contains spoilers for Thief of Time (including the character's name, unfortunately...) ))

A woman appeared in the Sorting Room.

This was not, of course, unusual, but the way she appeared was. Most new arrivals to Hogwarts turned up in one piece. They didn't start out as a strange disturbance in the air, and a stream of particles that swirled and twisted and eventually formed into a woman, who staggered slightly and grasped the edge of a chair to steady herself. "...oh," she said, quietly, and after a moment of apparent deep thought, "Oh, bugger."

Her name was Unity, and unlike most new arrivals she knew exactly what had happened to her, although she couldn't have explained the process to anyone not capable of thinking in eighteen dimensions.

She was pale, and dark-haired, and beautiful in a monochromatic, overly-symmetrical way that some humans found unnerving. She was also naked, to begin with. After a few seconds she noticed this and shook her head, frowning in concentration. More atoms rushed in from the corners of the room, forming themselves into a sequinned evening dress, and gloves, and a large feathered hat. There. That ought to be acceptable.

There was a form, on the table next to her.

If there was one thing Unity knew how to do, it was paperwork. In fact, there were many things she knew how to do, but paperwork was still definitely among them.

Allow me to elucidate. )

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. _Unity_
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _Unity_.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. _Unity_.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _Unity_"
[identity profile] arrogantmage.livejournal.com
Glowing blue particles appear in the air of the Sorting Room. At first they are scattered, like insects in a loose swarm.

They coalesce into a humanoid outline. The outline solidifies in a sudden whoosh of displaced air: where there was a luminescent blur, now there floats a young man, dressed for travel in a billowing cloak over sturdy breeches and boots. In one hand he holds a wand whose name is too grandiose to inflict unasked.

He has untidy brown hair, and hazel eyes occluded by round spectacles. He can't be more than a couple of years out of magic academy, surely. He may look like someone you know, though if you came close enough to brush the long bangs away from his forehead (and oh, how he would shiver if you did, if he allowed you that close), you would find no lightning-bolt scar there.

He hovers a few inches off the ground, for the time being, and glances around the room as if expecting an ambush. Seeing nothing, he smiles. When a disembodied voice begins to ask him questions, he answers cheerily, unfazed. Nor does the quill alarm him as it takes down his answers without the guidance of a visible hand.

'Did I strike too hard? It is so difficult to hold back.' )
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

The last question still rankles, clearly. He throws his hands wide in an expansive gesture. He is still hovering rather than standing; the overall effect is of someone about to unleash a critical attack. One that would use up many, many points on that meter at the bottom of your screen. You do have that meter at the bottom of your screen, don't you? No matter. Lezard does not need the meter. His pure awesomeness defies such strictures.

"You'll find I can be very generous. Ask for what you want, and I may decide to grant it."

Go ahead. Take him up on that.




(("I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. LEZARD VALETH!!!
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. LEZARD VALETH!!!.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. LEZARD VALETH!!!.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. LEZARD VALETH!!!"))
[identity profile] cosmicteddy.livejournal.com
There was something amazingly soothing about libraries, even magical ones. It was nice to have a place like this to return to, after flinging around the Universe a few times and making it, in general, a better place. Michael was an exceedingly busy person, but he made time for Hogwarts and the library. He needed breaks like this. Managing cosmos was stressful work; managing books... less so. And besides, it occupied his mind so that he didn't worry needlessly about his students being away on missions. It was pointless to worry. What would be, would be.

Currently Michael was stacking books, and he did it the human way. It was such a wonderfully normal thing to do, and he took some pride and pleasure in it. Michael had never been human, so this was refreshingly new.

Young Matilda sat as usual in her big chair and devoured one thick book after another, while her furby slept by her feet. Michael knew better than to disturb her, and instead only smiled to himself. Having a happy human being there (better yet, a happy child), was like having a little personal heater or a nightlight in the library. In this strange and bizarre environment, she knew exactly who she was and what she liked. Angels always approved of humans like that.

Michael had put out a plate of assorted pastries on a table, hoping it would bring some students to the library. (All the books had, practically enough, been placed under enchantments to make sure they weren't going to get spilled on... Michael was new at the librarian job, but he did know a few things.) He also had plenty of tea. Somehow, he was under the impression that he was expected to drink a lot of tea.

((Feel free to drop by and bother Michael! Since he's powerful, it's more than likely that he'll know your character's name without them telling him, but that's all. He won't confess to knowing anything else about them without mun permission, to avoid godmodding.))
[identity profile] themountie.livejournal.com
((Backdated to November 2nd. I know, I know, I suck. *hides* Anyway, if you want to have had something stolen/been turned evil, or if you didn't get to participate in the Halloween plot and want to, or if you just feel like throwing tomatoes, feel free to post here!))

Turning evil, hypnotizing half the school, and stealing thousands of Galleons worth of merchandise? That was pretty bad. When you were a police officer, it was worse. And when you were so morally upstanding that you made Dudley Do-Right look like Al Capone, well, it didn't get much worse than that.

So needless to say, when Fraser woke up the day after Halloween and realized he'd done just that, 'embarrassed; did not really cover what he felt. 'So mortally humiliated and ashamed that he never wanted to show his face again in public' was closer to accurate. And, actually, he fully intended to follow through on that -- nothing sounded better than a nice long eternity spent moping in his room right now -- but first, he had responsibilities to attend to. Before he could actually die of embarrassment, amends had to be made.

He sat down and penned several extremely earnest apology notes, and then set out to return everything. Unfortunately, this wasn't as easy as he'd hoped: he hadn't been paying much attention to what he'd taken from where, and he honestly couldn't remember where most of the stuff had come from.

He could only think of one thing to do... It would be painful, awkward, and absolutely humiliating, but he didn't see any other choice. Besides, at this point, he had developed a total martyr complex deserved whatever he got.

---

A notice goes up around the school )

---

True to his word, Fraser took the entire pile of loot down to the Great Hall and set it, and himself, right by the door, where people would be sure to see it. He braced himself, stood at attention, and waited to see if anyone would come to claim anything.

The "standing to attention" part wasn't strictly necessary, especially since he was out of uniform, but it made the whole thing a little easier to deal with. If he pretended he was doing guard duty, he might even be able to look people in the eye!
[identity profile] fiercefluffy.livejournal.com
Octavian did not ordinarily go about clanking with money. Indeed, slaves handled most of the money for the house of the Julii. He'd brought a small supply with him on his expedition to Hibernia, or Britannia, or what have you (the old pontifex hadn't been too clear on that; Octavian now felt fairly certain this was the extreme north of Britannia), but it was nothing near what he needed to fulfill all the payments he had promised in exchange for votes in the Sorting Room. The little girl Rose Casson had almost cleaned him out.

Fortunately, he could command his journeyings between here and his Rome; while his mun was in Florida he made a short visit home, not to his mother's house (though he would have liked to see Octavia, the risk of running into Atia or, worse, Antony was not a prospect Octavian cared to entertain) but to the moneylenders with whom he'd arranged to borrow against Caesar's will initially. Assured that neither his mother nor Mark Antony had heard anything about this sizable loan, nor had means of learning thereof, he returned to Hogwarts as sanguine as he could ever be, amply supplied with denarii.

To the Sorting Hat he sent 500, as they had agreed, and to those who had given him votes and had not explicitly declined payment, he sent 50 each in accordance with his offer. These were the recipients:

Laura de Winter
Titus Pullo
Jaime Reyes
Laura Palmer
Tenel Ka Chume Ta' Djo
Wolfram von Bielefeld
Shibuya Yuuri


Each 50-denarii payment had been secured in a small leather purse, plain and unadorned, cinched with a knotted leather thong. To each of these a note had been tied as well, with the recipient's full name and the brief message In thanks for your vote, here is the promised gift. Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus.

Each, that was, except for Tenel Ka's payment. That one Octavian set aside until the others had been dispensed with, house elves clanking off to the Owlery with the neat little parcels.

He considered using her full name, to show respect (and, perhaps a little, to demonstrate retention of memory). In the end he simply sent the bag itself with no signature or seal, only the tersest of messages:

I am Sorted into Slytherin. Would a lake do in place of a fountain?


This one he sent with the tame owl he had bought for himself, a very nondescript and average specimen of owlness. He thought a lake might do for Tenel Ka's stated purpose, and if she asked him why, he would explain.
[identity profile] fiercefluffy.livejournal.com
A young man appears in the Sorting Room, in the way people often appear here: without warning. He carries himself with what modern prose might style a patrician bearing. This is for good reason. He is a patrician, the genuine article.

While he does not seem entirely surprised to find himself here, neither does he seem entirely prepared. For one, he's not dressed for Hogwarts. He wears a tunic and a toga over that, both white with a border of murex red-purple, the true Tyrian purple. If asked, he will stress that he wears this because of status, not age: though this is what younger boys wear, also all pontifices are entitled to the toga praetexta. He put on the plain toga virilis a few years ago, years that seem to him quite long, and only put it away for this when his uncle named him pontiff: a surprising honor, for one so young, only seventeen; and Octavian may be a little touchy about his age, these days. Properly speaking he ought to be the head of his family.

Properly speaking, he is the head of his family. But there is not very much that is proper about Octavian's house, these days, it seems to him.

He is lettered, quite solidly so, more so perhaps than his mother would like. However, he has never seen a quill pen before, being accustomed to the use of a stylus, and it does not occur to him immediately that this feather upon the table is meant for writing. The Dictaquill does its work. Octavian watches it with a slight widening of his eyes that quickly regulates itself to his normal set expression.

This place is as strange as he had expected.


I can take care of myself. )

By now, the quill has demonstrated its purpose quite adequately. In mid-stroke, its movement is interrupted by Octavian, who grasps it and writes his name, neatly, in a smooth and well-schooled hand:

Gaius Octavian.

He writes it by habit, then crosses it out. Lately he has been given a new name.

Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus.

There. Better.



((And the non-IC app disclaimer:
"I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. GJCO.
I have read the [info]hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. GJCO.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. GJCO.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. GJCO." ))

here there be OOC notes )
[identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com
The Hat, pleased with itself, basked in the serenity of its grand new home in El Mundo del Sombrero. While the students roughed it in wizarding tents, the Hat would enjoy the luxury lifestyle with the foulmouthed fix-it queen of its hatly dreams. O, the lovely Virginia. A pity she was human and not a hat. They probably couldn't produce any duck waffles together. They'd just have to have an open marriage.

(Be it noted that the Hat's notion of 'family values' was highly, highly idiosyncratic.)

The size of the Hat House in the tent village wasn't just to lord it over the peons, though it was for that too. It was also to accommodate newcomers. New people arrived in the Sorting Room every week. The Hat didn't intend to leave them out of its duck waffle breeding program brave new world. There were rooms in the Hat House, with numbers. A2. A3. A4. And so on. The Hat knew its numbers and its alphabet! Oh, the new students might be allowed to settle into their dormitories for a few brief shining days, until the Hat could make sure of their suitability and find them a proper match. But then -- then, it would be into the gulag model village with them!

Room A1, however, would always and only be reserved for the Hat and its sweet bride. And it was in this room where it awaited her. It couldn't wait to hear what choice words she might have upon realising her happy fate!

A2, it already had plans for. People with "de" in their names should be married to one another! de Lioncourt, de Winter, it all sounded de same to de Hat, hyuk hyuk ...

((That's right, new applicants and the unSorted can still get in on the pain, by arrangement with the mods. Once you're Sorted we can talk business. ))
[identity profile] anuclearwinter.livejournal.com
Most people look foolish wearing evening dress in the daytime. Laura de Winter is not one of those people.


She doesn’t even look perturbed when confronted with stone walls and hangings and high windows. She only registers that she’s in a new place when she cannot exit the room. Then her beautiful face tightens.

’I see that little toad made good on his promise.’ Hadn’t her foolish, naive son threatened to send them elsewhere with that time-travel device of his? Well. She’d just have to find him. She wouldn’t put it past him to gloat—it seemed she’d vastly underestimated his potential.

For the moment, however, Laura is here. And since the bit of paper seems to be a step to letting her go, she fills it in with the Dictaquill, elegant skin flushed with anger.


Wafts of expensive perfume drifted my way. )


"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ______Laura______
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. _____Laura______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers underwear in a bunch. ___Laura________.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____Laura________"

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