[identity profile] hieromartyr.livejournal.com
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Celestine the Living Saint, Sister Repentia of the Order of Our Martyred Lady, Hieromartyr of the Palatine Crusade.

((Celestine in no way, shape or form reflects the religious views of her mun and his own cynical views))

By the Emperor’s divine grace and judgment I’ll purge those whom are blight on the glory of humanity )

I have read the [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG.
I have read the [livejournal.com profile] hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Jam, it’s always the jam.

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((Her cherubs are the bodies of young children and/or babies with wings grafted to their backs and all their insides replaced with robotics. They look like zombies with cybernetics sticking out of them. They have no will of their own.
Also, just a little something extra.))
[identity profile] margrat.livejournal.com
Somewhere in the Sorting Room, a man materialized and promptly completed a face-first fall to the floor. Several minutes passed before he picked himself up, blinking and clutching a sword in one hand. His other hand went to the tear on the front of his bloodstained shirt; astute observers might notice the matching tear through the back of his shirt and the dull green cloak fastened over it, suggesting impalement. Tentative examination, however, showed no corresponding injury. Even disregarding this recent damage, everything about him down to his much-scuffed boots had clearly seen better days.

“So’n,” he muttered, “Igros Castle?” He moved to a desk with a sheaf of paper and a quill atop it, sheathing his sword as he did. “Doesn’t look like the dungeons… what d’you know,” he breathed, “Beoulve came through.”

Visibly cheered, Gustav seated himself at the desk, rubbed his eyes, and turned his attention to the paper.
I’ve always found ideals don’t take the place of meals. )
I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. ___G. Margueriff___
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ___G. Margueriff___.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ___G. Margueriff___.
One day, the meek oh, as if marmalade will rule the world. ____G. Margueriff____
[identity profile] daxtastic.livejournal.com
"Hello, all! If you could please take a moment to fill out a name tag-" Dax gestured to a neatly organized table, laden with Sharpies and stick-on tags "-we can get started! Please include your name, species, and a fun fact about your biochemistry!" The eager professor’s own tag proudly displayed 'Jadzia Dax, Trill, Has been male four times.'

I never noticed/How lovely were the aliens/Lovely were the aliens/I never noticed/ Lovely were the aliens/Lovely were the aliens )

((Open RP. Go forth and mingle, aliens/party crashers of Hogwarts!))
[identity profile] barneystinson.livejournal.com
Application for Barney Stinson: How I Met Your Mother

Legen-and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the next part of this word is......... )

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __BS__________
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. ____BS_______.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. ___BS________.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. _____BS________"
[identity profile] damnrap.livejournal.com
((Another Hero? SAY IT AIN'T SO. :P Spoilers for the episode 'Unexpected', just to be safe. And approved by Sylar-mun. ^^)

...You're kidding. )

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. D.S.
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. D.S.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. D.S.
One day, marmalade will rule the world."

Blink. Blink.

" ...D.S.?"
[identity profile] blue-ataru.livejournal.com
True to her word in the Secrets Board, Aayla was out on the grounds bright and early, going through her usual Ataru exercises. This time, however, instead of a lightsaber, she was using a wooden practice sword. The weight and balance were different than what she was used to, but concessions had to be made. Even if she had been able to procure a spare lightsaber, to her knowledge Charles had never used one before and they were extremely dangerous to wield without years of training and the heightened awareness of a Force-trained individual.

She frowned and attempted a backflip once more, not thrilled with how the heavier weapon was disrupting her usual balance.
[identity profile] lestat-d-l.livejournal.com
A very pale man entered the room, bright blue eyes taking in everything while a huge grin swept over his features. He seemed utterly entranced with the entire place, though so far he had only seen the stone walls and a desk with a chair just waiting to have the pleasure of his ass sitting on it. His clothes were a bit... dated, though quite high society, and he straightened the lace sticking out from under a jacket sleeve as his other hand ran down one of the walls.

"Just lovely!" he gasped. "Such workmanship I haven't seen in a long time."
He knew he was in a castle. He could tell. Hell, the place positively reeked of castle-ness. He moved to the chair and stroked its back, almost like a lover, before swiveling around to sit in it.

"All I have to do to stay is fill out an application?" He raised an eyebrow. "This is too easy."

Usually he had to turn on a little charm, or at least dispose of the current residents, before being able to do as he pleased in castles.

I do hope this doesn't take too long. I'm feeling a bit peckish. )
[identity profile] tartan-pussy.livejournal.com
Posters appear magically all over the school that say:

Midsummer's Festival

When: Tonight!
Where: By the lake
What: A party celebrating the summer solstice.

There will be food, drink and a bonfire! All students are invited.


((OOC: All RPing for the festival should take place in this post.))

Down by the lake, there is a large, magical bonfire with red dirt next to it, to throw into the fire. There are also long tables, loaded with cabbage and potato soup, grilled sardines, bread, peanuts, potatoes, sausages, sweet rice, cheese, and more traditional fare. The entirety of the Ravenclaw bar seems to have manifested itself on the long tables as well.

Dumbledore is also there and willing to help with the arranging of traditional mock-marriages!
[identity profile] world-builder.livejournal.com
((Open to everyone who signed up))

Last time Slartibartfast had done one of these, he'd carried everybody to Magrathea in an old converted van. This time, there were so many people going, he'd had his ship the Starship Bistromath delivered, and it now sat idling on the lawn. Irrational behavior wasn't going to get them to Magrathea in anything like enough time, however, so he'd refitted it with an Infinite Improbability Drive.

"All right, ah, everyone, I want you to, you know, to find your partners, and we'll get on the, the, you know, the ship. I do hope everyone dressed, uh, dressed sensibly."
[identity profile] charlesofdensen.livejournal.com
He stroked the heads of the two ravens he got today- Liebling and Rächen-to be companions of Täuschung. Because sometimes just one raven wasn't enough to deliver messages. Also, Liebling was female. If she breeds with one of the other ravens, he could sell the offspring.

Täuschung to Meg )

Rächen to Nathan )

Liebling to Aayla )
[identity profile] blue-ataru.livejournal.com
Aayla woke up feeling uncomfortable and sore. She had a crick in her neck, and the distinct feeling that something very weird had happened. She then very rapidly noticed two things: She was sitting on a human male's lap, and her clothes were several sizes too small for her. She blushed bright purple as she hopped off, grabbed her wand, and enlarged her robe and boots in short order. The memory of the chocolates and her short-lived second childhood hit her abruptly. Oh dear. She sighed. At least this time she hadn't been making a fool of herself over short humanoids in wrestling masks.

She nudged at the human (Charles Ofdensen, her mind informed her) and hoped he wasn't the type to lash out suddenly when waking in a strange place. "Excuse me. Are you awake?"
[identity profile] tourettesbunny.livejournal.com
Although the Easter Bunny arrived in time for Easter, he was rather woefully late in spreading the Easter joy to Hogwarts. This may have been because he was sleeping 16 hours a day, because he'd tried playing DDR in the Gryffindor common room, or just because he was extremely lazy.

Today, anybody that wandered through the Great Hall might actually find their eyes hurting from the sheer amount of shiny-wrapped chocolate eggs, piled in dozens of baskets and of many different colors. Some of the eggs had items inside, detectable by the rattling one would hear upon shaking them; the items would range from anything from more chocolate to any kind of toy one could imagine. Attached to all the baskets is this note:

Happy Easter, biznatches.

Don't moan and whine about how it's late, I KNOW. I had better things to be doing, so you get your chocolate now. If you need me, just holler. I'll be around the room somewhere.

The Easter Bunny


((OOC: Chocolate plot! As is usual, any chocolate that is consumed may or may not have magical effects upon the character that consumes it; what happens (or doesn't happen) is entirely up to the muns :) ))
[identity profile] josh-h-christ.livejournal.com
((Backdated to December 25))

Josh took a step back and admired the large white banner spread over the back wall of the abandoned classroom, reading 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSH!' There were balloons tied to the tables, the benches, and the candelabras, and festive red and green crepe paper along the walls. In one of the corners Josh had set up a pinata, because he liked pinatas, and in another corner, there was a 'petting zoo' in the form of a rabbit pen, because Josh liked bunnies (and hence why there was an Easter Bunny, though Josh later came to regret that decision).

A Chinese feast, mostly in take-out cartons, had been spread out on the main table, and the House Elves had placed a large chocolate cake on the very end. One of the House Elves was industriously writing, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSH" in green frosting.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY SON," came a booming voice from the ceiling.

"Thanks, Dad. Mind getting the word out that I'm having a party? I'm afraid I don't really know anyone but the antichrists, here." Josh considered this a moment. "That's kinda odd, isn't it? Oh well. Can you make some sort of proclamation?"

"SURE THING. ATTENTION ALL! COME CELEBRATE JOSH'S 2006TH BIRTHDAY IN THE FOURTH CLASSROOM TO THE LEFT ON THE SECOND FLOOR, BY THE STATUE OF THE CONFUSED-LOOKING DWARF. THERE IS A PINATA." 

"Jeez Dad. Didja have to let everyone know that I'm that old? Never mind. Thanks."
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[personal profile] must_be_bunnies
Anya looked around the room, checking one more time to make sure they hadn't forgotten anything.

The house-elves had set up a delicious brunch buffet. The room now had several small cafe tables and chairs, so people could sit down to eat. There were also several groups of chairs for conversation. The password had been set. Everything was ready.

Now all they needed were the people!
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[personal profile] must_be_bunnies
Identical owls are sent to: Mel Beeby, Brice de Winter, Yuki Yubari, Jesus "Josh" H. Christ, Sirius Black, Captain Jack Harkness, Homsar, Jayne Cobb, Skip Wiley, Lily Evans, Joachim, Dr. Janet Fraiser, Aayla Secura, Rube, Laura Palmer, House, Lord Valentine Wolfe, 'Neal Peart', and Gabrielle.

Warded to explode into confetti for anyone other than the intended recipient )

((OOC: The post will go up sometime on Saturday, so just have your characters drop in whenever you like. If anyone didn't get a chance to sign up, just add a comment to the posters and show up. We'll assume you got an owl. :D ))

((OOC2: Special message to 'Neil Peart' - If Dean wanted to attend, then we'll just assume that the magic owls were able to figure out his true identity and deliver the message. ;D ))
[identity profile] kissawookiee.livejournal.com
((Problem: slow day at work. Solution: tl;dr sockpuppeting!))

Mutual Jedi de-angsting in a completely non-sexual sense. )
[identity profile] formerhand.livejournal.com
*Mara glanced around the Sorting Room after the mysterious floating hat had vanished and shrugged. Well, that was new. Now she just had to figure out where this Gryffindor House was... assuming it had an actual location. Well, one thing seemed to be for sure, it definitely wasn't in here*

*More than a little curious to see more of this "Hogwarts", Mara made her way to the door, absently checking that her lightsaber was clipped to her belt and her hold-out blaster was still concealed in the holster. Reassured that at least her main weapons were readily accessible, she stepped out into the hallway. Glancing around she muttered* "Oh boy, I can tell this place is going to be wonderful for navigation."

*Sighing she randomly picks a direction and starts striding down the corridor, trying to project as much confidence as she can given that she really has no idea where she's going*

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