Posters are put up everywhere. (The Dead Girls Club.)

[emilyremains.livejournal.com]

Clever little House-elves have put up posters in every bathroom of the school.

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[totallyluminous.livejournal.com]

Dead boys? I'm liking what I hear.

-Mel Beeby, Gryffindor.

[angelicbadboy.livejournal.com]

Suppose I don't mind some socialising...

- Brice de Winter, Gryffindor.

[kusarigama-chan.livejournal.com]

Dead boys yay!

♥ Yuki Yubari, Hufflepuff

[josh-h-christ.livejournal.com]

As long as you don't mind that I didn't actually stay dead, sure!

- Jesus "Josh" H. Christ

[must_be_bunnies]

Dear Josh,

We don't mind! That's kind of the point, actually. There are many of us that haven't stayed dead.

Now that I think about it, you might get a lot of questions about that, being who you are and all. If that's not a problem for you, then you're definitely welcome to attend.

Sincerely,
Anya

[josh-h-christ.livejournal.com]

Anya-

Not a problem. I get loads of questions about that all the time.

-Josh, Hufflepuff

[toujours-sirius.livejournal.com]

Does being rumoured to be dead count? How does one know if one died, anyway? Besides, being shunted off to Reno without so much as a warning is nearly as bad as death.

In short, can I come?

-Sirius Black, Slytherin

PS I'm highly amused that these Dead Girls Club posters are in the boys' loo. Have you ladies been sneaking into our privy to have a look? Naughty, naughty.

Owl back, somewhat warded.

[emilyremains.livejournal.com]

Mr. Black,

Well, if you weren't dead, then you are not by definition a dead boy, are you? Though if you are uncertain... Oh, for Heaven's sakes, yes, by all means, you can come.

The next part of the letter has some inkblots here and there, as Emily wrote it while blushing madly. Or at least, wanting to blush madly, but being physically incapable of doing so.

We had House-elves putting up the posters, sir. That includes the ones in the boys' bathrooms. Neither my co-founder nor I make a habit out of sneaking into such private quarters.

Sincerely,
Ms. Emily Bonham,
Hufflepuff and Co-Founder of the Dead Girls Club.

Re: Owl back, somewhat warded.

[toujours-sirius.livejournal.com]

Emily,

Thanks! I hear death makes girls even prettier than they were when they were alive.

And hey, don't feel bad if you've sneaked into some loos every now and again. I've been in your loo many times.

-Sirius
Slytherin, former Gryffindor, and breaker of the Hogwarts boy-repelling charm

[twoyearsmissing.livejournal.com]

Captain Jack Harkness, Gryffindor.

[homsarhomsar.livejournal.com]

Attached to every one of the fliers is the following picture:

[mr-vera.livejournal.com]

I've been popcorn three times, does that count?

- Jayne Cobb, Gryffindor

Owl back, somewhat warded.

[emilyremains.livejournal.com]

Mr. Cobb,

Usually we would not say being popcorn counts, as no one dies on school grounds, but since you have had the misfortune to let it happen to you no less than three times we have decided to be lenient. You are welcome to attend the brunch!

Sincerely,
Ms. Emily Bonham,
Hufflepuff and Co-Founder of the Dead Girls Club.

Re: Owl back, somewhat warded.

[mr-vera.livejournal.com]

Awright, hot dead chicks!

Thanks!

- Jayne

[flameofdecember.livejournal.com]

*All this stuff for dead people lately. Heh. Oh, well. Skip's signature is rather messy, given how long he's used a typewriter for just about everything.*

Skip Wiley, House Slytherin
Welcome to the Revolution!

[lilypotter60.livejournal.com]

(The handwriting is messy, as if the name was written, crossed out, written again, vanished, and then finally dashed off before the signer could change her mind again.)

Lily Evans
Ravenclaw

[joachim-armster.livejournal.com]

Does undead count?

-Joachim.

[must_be_bunnies]

Joachim,

'Undead' definitely counts! Personally I've never really understood using that word, since technically anyone who is alive is undead. I guess it's useful if you're making a distinction between physical bodies that are still living and those that are technically dead. Just out of curiosity, which type of undead are you?

Oh, I guess I got a little sidetracked there. Sorry about that. Anyway, you're welcome to attend!

Anya

[joachim-armster.livejournal.com]

Undead in the sense that my body is dead, but still living. Living dead? Same thing.

Somewhere around a millennium ago, my Lord made me his pet play-thing midnight snack. "Vlah vlah, I vant to suck yar blud," and all that rot.

Interesting idea for a club. Do you resent the living?

-Joachim.

[must_be_bunnies]

Joachim,

Oh, you're a vampire? That's great! I like vampires. I used to be friends with a vampire, but he's dead now. (Or dead-er I guess.) I'm a vengeance demon. I've heard there were vampires here, but I haven't met any yet. Are you going to come to the meeting? We could see if we know any of the same vampires.

I don't know about anyone else, but I don't resent the living. I was dead for a while, but now I'm alive again. It's a long story.

Anya

[joachim-armster.livejournal.com]

My roommate, Alucard, is also a vampire. But he was born that way, not turned. Since he's technically never been dead, I don't suppose he'd be allowed to come, would he?

When I first arrived here, people talked about a "Drusilla" -- I've never seen her myself though. As far as I know, we three are currently the only vampires at Hogwarts.

Will there be any refreshments suitable for someone who lives on blood or should I bring my own?

-Joachim.

[must_be_bunnies]

Joachim,

I know of a vampire named Drusilla, but I never met her. I wonder if it's the same one?

I can ask the house-elves to provide something for you. Or if you have a specific type you like, you might want to bring it with you. I'll send you another owl with the meeting information!

Anya

[dr-fraiser.livejournal.com]

Dr. Janet Fraiser, Ravenclaw

[blue-ataru.livejournal.com]

Aayla Secura
Gryffindor

[sofergetit.livejournal.com]

Rube

[wh0-kill3d-m3.livejournal.com]

Laura Palmer
Hufflepuff

[dr-janitor.livejournal.com]

...Oh this is great. Juuust great. Now we've got litter on the walls.

You know, it's things like this that make me glad I'm not working here.

-Janitor

Oh, and p.s., I didn't miss that you taped these up too high for the House Elves to get at. Pret-ty clever.

[canes-can-kill.livejournal.com]

I was dead for a minute, does that count? This meeting might be largely entertaining.


House.
Slytherin

Owl back, somewhat warded.

[emilyremains.livejournal.com]

Mr. House,

I suppose being dead for a minute would count. It is not really something we thought about when we started the club, but I suppose we can't keep you out! You are welcome to attend the brunch.

Sincerely,
Ms. Emily Bonham,
Hufflepuff and Co-Founder of the Dead Girls Club.

[degeneratewolfe.livejournal.com]

Lord Valentine Wolfe
Slytherin

[wayward-son124.livejournal.com]

Neil Peart.

[amazonbard.livejournal.com]

Gabrielle
Gryffindor