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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
There is a special sugared cheese that my people make, somewhat a delicacy, the cheese itself made from goat's milk. I must confess I favour it a great deal, perhaps more than might be thought healthy, I'm often told in jest.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I do not perceive either poor creature as a threat, but if they must be disposed of, the red haired Man would be the logical first target. By the looks of him, he could run much faster than the curiously stunted purple dragonish being.

3. What time is it where you are?
The sun rose nearly three hours ago, by my estimation. That means it will be midday in roughly three and one-half hours.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
What a peculiar question. I can't claim to know Albus Dumbledore's preferences, and my own are surely no business of yours. (What sort of guild is this?) But I do not like to leave your questions unanswered, so I'll have to choose the most Dwarf-like.

"Mad-Eye"? Is that his name? Yes, I'll choose him. The- method, if I may refer to it as such, would depend on many factors, not least of which would be his willingness to engage in them with an Elf and ultimately be wed to me. You see, Elves do not participate in intimacies of that nature with any save their chosen mate...

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
A tavern is an unlikely place to find me, and to tend one, in the dark of all things! I've never heard of such foolishness. That would be far from my chosen occupation. But I shall answer your question to the best of my ability.

Journey's End. Does it not have a welcoming sound to it? No? ...Naming an imaginary tavern which I'll never tend is a bit difficult.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Is Harry betrothed to either? The debate would seem, to me, moot if he is not. Too often it is folly to seek the counsel of others in matters of such a sensitive nature. It would be wisest to let his own heart lead him to his choice, for only Harry can know what he feels. If one day I am privy to that knowledge, I might better advise him, if still pressed to answer. Until then I'm afraid I have no argument.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
I'm unsure why. This is a question Lord Aragorn or wise Gandalf could answer more knowledgeably than I. If you need assistance in some way, that I can give to you. I can make pretty origami out of all the paper.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I pledged myself and my bow to eight companions, or the Fellowship of the Ring, as might be the familiar name to you. I remained true 'til the ending of the Fellowship, through many dark and perilous days. If this does not prove my worth, or rather if I must elaborate on the part I played for those unaware, let it not be said that my skills with bow and long knife are easily dismissed.

I am also a good scout of my people, possess great knowledge of Elven crafting, and my voice is considered very fair in song.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I explained my skills, and I offer them to the members of this establishment. What have you need for?

I can spare Elven cloaks and weapons, lembas (Elven waybread), and might not mind crafting something for you, if that be your desire. I could plait your hair in any manner you wish. The nimble fingers of Elves can produce many fine things. I hear tell of a dear friend of mine being led here, and indeed if I'm not mistaken I have noticed his own fine work possessed by a few among you? It would lighten my heart if I might be permitted to see him while in attendance here, so I do hope to be accepted.