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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
*a slow, hissing sort of laugh, holding no mirth whatsoever* I dine on cattle whole.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
The order in which they die is irrelevant, for it's a certainty that both shall die. Depending on my mood, I'd first terrorise either to the brink of madness, then, perhaps if I'm inclined to gift them with my tender mercy, I'd make theirs a swift death by flame or disembowelment.
3. What time is it where you are?
Time about for another meal, these questions awaken my hunger.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
This is an impossibility, for regardless of my form, I'd never concern myself with the affairs of mortals unless it be to cause their ruin, or might grant me some worthwhile vantage, which I wholly doubt in this instance.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
When once I was a very young dragon of less length and girth, I might have fit within an establishment of men such as that, but no longer. To tend one is out of the question.
B. Gryffindor ā Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry ought to instead string both along, cruelly, for his amusement, to ultimately shatter their precious notion of *toothy sneer* "love". Fred and George would do well to anticipate Harry's treachery, if they're wise enough to realise no mortal can ever be trusted, and use Harry in turn for their own pleasure and entertainment. If you can't give as good as you get, you've no business breathing.
C. Ravenclaw ā You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though Iām constantly disposing of it.
Provide me with a good hunt and meal, and I might provide you with enough dragon's fire to solve your gripe. Dragons such as I do not blather on in petty debate of a problem, we solve them quickly and efficiently, and most often - permanently.
D. Hufflepuff ā Prove you are not useless.
I once lent my services to the great Dark Lord of my own realm, to be counted as his mightiest ally and executioner.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I am no kin to the lesser wyrms who lack the intelligence to understand compromise, and how sometimes it can be most beneficial to oneself. *another toothy sneer, burning eyes narrowed* ...No threats from Ancalagon the Black, then, if it would lessen the chances of obtaining entertainment, perhaps a feast, here.
Bribery it will be... *a thoughtful pause* *exhales, dark smoke curling from his nostrils* One can count always on greed in mortal and immortal alike. It is within my considerable power to grant or get many things. Riches, knowledge, retribution against an enemy. Name your price for my consideration, else if bartering isn't to your liking, I offer up precious jewels from my own hoard.
*a slow, hissing sort of laugh, holding no mirth whatsoever* I dine on cattle whole.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
The order in which they die is irrelevant, for it's a certainty that both shall die. Depending on my mood, I'd first terrorise either to the brink of madness, then, perhaps if I'm inclined to gift them with my tender mercy, I'd make theirs a swift death by flame or disembowelment.
3. What time is it where you are?
Time about for another meal, these questions awaken my hunger.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
This is an impossibility, for regardless of my form, I'd never concern myself with the affairs of mortals unless it be to cause their ruin, or might grant me some worthwhile vantage, which I wholly doubt in this instance.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
When once I was a very young dragon of less length and girth, I might have fit within an establishment of men such as that, but no longer. To tend one is out of the question.
B. Gryffindor ā Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Harry ought to instead string both along, cruelly, for his amusement, to ultimately shatter their precious notion of *toothy sneer* "love". Fred and George would do well to anticipate Harry's treachery, if they're wise enough to realise no mortal can ever be trusted, and use Harry in turn for their own pleasure and entertainment. If you can't give as good as you get, you've no business breathing.
C. Ravenclaw ā You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though Iām constantly disposing of it.
Provide me with a good hunt and meal, and I might provide you with enough dragon's fire to solve your gripe. Dragons such as I do not blather on in petty debate of a problem, we solve them quickly and efficiently, and most often - permanently.
D. Hufflepuff ā Prove you are not useless.
I once lent my services to the great Dark Lord of my own realm, to be counted as his mightiest ally and executioner.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
I am no kin to the lesser wyrms who lack the intelligence to understand compromise, and how sometimes it can be most beneficial to oneself. *another toothy sneer, burning eyes narrowed* ...No threats from Ancalagon the Black, then, if it would lessen the chances of obtaining entertainment, perhaps a feast, here.
Bribery it will be... *a thoughtful pause* *exhales, dark smoke curling from his nostrils* One can count always on greed in mortal and immortal alike. It is within my considerable power to grant or get many things. Riches, knowledge, retribution against an enemy. Name your price for my consideration, else if bartering isn't to your liking, I offer up precious jewels from my own hoard.
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Date: 2006-02-10 03:13 pm (UTC)You belong in Slytherin, great one.
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Date: 2006-02-11 02:06 am (UTC)The House of Serpents. Wise choice indeed.
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Date: 2006-02-10 06:02 pm (UTC)Squib
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Date: 2006-02-10 05:58 pm (UTC)Slytherin
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Date: 2006-02-10 06:04 pm (UTC)Slytherin
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Date: 2006-02-10 07:10 pm (UTC)Where would you like to be placed? *smirks*
I'll think on the bribe.
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Date: 2006-02-10 07:54 pm (UTC)Ancalagon-sama, in which House would you like to be placed? Just choose your destination and I'll vote you there, no bribe necessary.
*keeps his tone confident but polite, watching Ancalagon with green eyes that practically gleam - he'd speak in Draconic, but he's not sure if that could be taken as overly-familiar.*
((Sorry about the repost, made a spelling mistake.))
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Date: 2006-02-11 02:13 am (UTC)*displays all of the innate grace of the dragons as he lowers himself fully to the ground, forelegs crossed at the wrist, long neck arched and head turned to one side, looking down* *regards him carefully with one burning eye* You were taught well. *the barest brushing of his mind against the other's, then continues aloud* Tell me, which house might entertain me best? You, who must know my kind, can answer this for me.
((No problem!))
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Date: 2006-02-11 02:14 am (UTC)*lashes his barbed tail side to side, obviously enjoying himself* I sense we are creatures of like mind. I may be interested in knowing more about this Dark Lord of yours, noble Wolf.
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Date: 2006-02-10 11:07 pm (UTC)*shuffles his feet and looks down* I wonder...could you give me a kitten, because I really want one. With black fur, and blue eyes--kinda like me. Or...no.
Make it a white one, with blue eyes--for my brother. I think he needs the company more than I do.
That is, if you can manage that, if not, then...I don't know. Guess we can come up with something else.
Then, if you can do that, I'll place you in any House you want to go in.
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Date: 2006-02-11 02:16 am (UTC)*intrigued, and strangely pleased* Kittens, you ask? *another hissing laugh* *gestures with a talon to two nearby bushes, and when next Mokuba blinks, they'll assume the forms of the desired kittens* *real, solid, itty bitty mewling kittens*
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Date: 2006-02-11 12:54 am (UTC)Griffindor.
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Puuu!
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Date: 2006-02-11 07:56 am (UTC)As it is, I'm torn between Slytherin and Hufflepuff. Slytherin for the obvious reasons and because we like creatures of beauty. Hufflepuff simply because you and Fenrir could likely find an ally in one another and I'd thoroughly enjoy watching the devastation you two would cause.
Which would you prefer?
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Date: 2006-02-12 08:25 am (UTC)I've been led to believe the house Slytherin would please me most. Being who and what you are, I feel you might perhaps better understand what I am and where I belong, than many others who have already had their say. I leave this to your judgment.
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Date: 2006-02-11 11:32 am (UTC)Vote - Ravenclaw
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Date: 2006-02-11 07:33 pm (UTC)Can you get me that, sir?
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Date: 2006-02-12 04:43 am (UTC)Slytherin. It just fits you so well!
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Date: 2006-02-12 08:26 am (UTC)((Dragonrides! XD))
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Date: 2006-02-12 05:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-13 03:18 am (UTC)randomly destructiveand therefore usually go in Hufflepuff. However, in this case I feel differently.Your bribe has been accepted.
Welcome to Slytherin!