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[blizardridar.livejournal.com]

( warded Owl to jeeves )

CV for Alan Grant

[catremistrae.livejournal.com]

Desired Position: Professor of Arithmancy

Education:
B.S. in Geology at the University of Colorado
M.S. and Ph.D. from the Montana State University

Relevant Experience:
For the last ten years I have been teaching Anatomy and Dinosaur Biology at Montana State University, and I have a lot of experience in preparing lectures and exams. During the summers I work in the field, and on two notable occasions my academic background has saved my life. My background in the hard sciences help me teach Arithmancy to the students of Hogwarts.

Other Qualifications:
I illustrate my own books and have legible handwriting
Can read French and German

References:
Ellen Sattler, Ph.D. Currently on sabbatical
Ian Malcolm, Ph.D. University of Texas
John Hammond, Entrepreneur
Paul Kirby, Kirby Paint and Tile Plus

OOC - Come for the crack, stay for the SquibWeapons: Everything I Need to Know I Learned at H_H

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

Yes! hogwarts_hocus silliness, by several members of our lovely community, collected by your humble Homicidal Maniac.


( Come for the crack, stay for the SquibWeapons. )

(OOC:)

[captaindenethor.livejournal.com]

(Some circumstances have arisen which make it impossible for me to play here now. Though I'd like to have continued and eventually become more active, I feel that it's sadly in everyone's best interests for me to withdraw while I'm ahead.

I feel particularly sad as I just had sergievska sorted and wanted to do some things with her. However, this I feel is for the best. Both captaindenethor and sergievska will unjoin and defriend the communities and maybe you'll get other ones to sort someday.

Thanks guys, it's been fun reading and watching and sorting. Keep squibbing sorting.

- captaindenethor and sergievska.)

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[mightiest-black.livejournal.com]

( Application for Ancalagon the Black, the dragon. )

I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarned yooouuuu!!!!

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

( Fifty Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts )

Application for the Microsoft Office (R) Dancing Paperclip

[clippit-good.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? Hi, I'm Clippit, the Microsoft Office Assistant! It looks like you're attempting to ask inane questions about cheese. Would you like to use the Cheese Wizard?

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? It looks like you're trying to kill Barney or Carrottop. What would you like to do?

_Get help.
_Use the Kill Barney Wizard.
_Use the Kill Carrottop Wizard.
_Go away, annoying paperclip being.

3. What time is it where you are? 11:27 AM.

4. If you were Albus *pops up in the middle of the question to inform you that "Albus" is not in your computer's dictionary* Dumbledore *suggsts replacing "Dumbledore" with "Bumblebee"* returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? I would use the Sexual Harrassment Wizard to print out a template that would help me sexually harrass Arthur Weasley.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it. It looks like your desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, despite you constantly trying to dispose of it! I'm going to make your life even more difficult by constantly popping up to "help" and distract you when you're trying to work.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. I'll let you use the Bribery Wizard!

((*hangs head in shame* This is, more or less, just an app for everyone to Squib, if they want to. I just couldn't resist the idea of filling out the application as the ever-aggravating paperclip.))

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[free-range-rude.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I like a nice hard cheese, it goes well with red wine.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Carrottop. Rudeness is intolerable to me.

3. What time is it where you are?
What time is it there? Quid pro quo.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
That Weasley girl is growing up nicely. Quite pretty. I'd like to sit and have a nice talk with her. Find out a bit more about her.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Why not both? In ancient Rome homosexual marriages were considered commonplace, as was polygamy.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You need to get an underling to help you with that. Convince them it would be in their best interest.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I can talk someone into swallowing their tongue in a variety of languages. Also I am an accomplished chef.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Has anyone been rude to you lately? Perhaps we could have them for dinner and talk things through.

Fanworks! (OOC Mod Post)

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

So, since we're having some fun fanstuff roll in already, like the lists and little random bits of fanart, this post is going to link to all future posts with fanworks so they can be easily found. This post has been added to the sidebar of our layout so it can be easily found by anyone needing a dose of crack. ^_~

( Beware the crack. )

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[longsufferings.livejournal.com]

( Application for Sigyn Loki's wife )

Ryuuji-Mokuba RP.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

Ryuuji tries to talk Mokuba into moving in with him and Seto, so Mokie can be with his family. Mokie's having none of it, and Ryuuji sucks at being firm with children.

( I might act my age but only on a rare occasion. )

Appilcation for Rincewind

[afraid-wizard.livejournal.com]

1.What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite

The non carnivorous kind, possibly on a potato.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Er, well the luggage would probably take care of that for me. He’d really like stomping up and down on Barney.

3. What time is it where you are?
12:00 am

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Molly Weasley she can cook a mean potato.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. bartending is danerous, I wouldn’t do that, I’d just be happy drinking some beer in the corner, where no one notices watching the luggage attacking goths.

B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. I’ll never be in Gryffindor let’s skip this.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys
are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

There’s a huge creature from the dungeon dimensions somewhere spewing paper on it, when you aren’t looking.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

I once defeated a monster with a brick in a sock. And I saved a few times I didn't want to though.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I can offer you some boring rocks, half a banana, some potatos and Some sparkly high heels, from Fourecks.

Classes--I need to sign up--HOW PEOPLE?

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

[classes]

#include "politeness.h"

( Professor Crowly - Herbology )

( Professor Voldemort - Defense Against the Dark Arts )

( Professor Lupin - Transfiguation )

( Professor Snape - Potions )

( Professor Fenrir - Care of Magical Creatures )

( Professor Dumbledore - Charms )

[/classes]

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[reallymydear.livejournal.com]

((omg look it's me! alert the media, quick!))

Aziraphale hurries down the corridor, well aware of his lateness. Slowing to a halt before the appropriate door, he fiddles nervously with his reading glasses and shuffles from foot to foot. With a vague flick of his fingers, a bottle of wine appears in his hands that wasn't there a moment ago. Then, taking a deep breath, he knocks smartly on the door.

Application

[socialvoid.livejournal.com]

( APPLICATION - Squall Leonhart )