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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
...Swiss. It's got holes in it.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney; dinosaurs are a danger to society as they can never, truly, be domesticated.

3. What time is it where you are?
23:13

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
...?

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Paperwork gravitates towards the desk which is owned by the person who wants it the least. Even if you continue to complete and/or throw away the papers, there will always be more; it comes from all corners of your general area. Especially if you're the one in charge. Anything someone else doesn't want to do will somehow find it's way into your office and onto a dwindling pile of papers. It's like a force of nature. You can't even burn it away; I've tried.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I've got a slightly used spaceship you can have. Or I'm sure Irvine could be persuaded to perform sexual favors for the entire tri-state area for the next year or so.