Feb. 8th, 2006

[identity profile] kurse-all-seeds.livejournal.com
Application for The Great Sorceress, Ultimecia! (Fufufu)

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

I love a good Kolby. I do not know why, I just like saying its name. Fufufu.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

I would kill the insufferable redhead first. Prop komedy is not funny!

3. What time is it where you are?

There is no time in Time Kompression, you fools! Fufufu!

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

I would possess that Tonks woman and have a go with Mister Lupin. He is kwite the silver fox, fufufu.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Ah, my bar would be kalled "No sEEDs Allowed!" And I would rule it with an iron fist. Time Kompression really is not as good as I thought it would be. I think I shall try World Domination instead, fufufu!

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

It is the fault of those kursed sEEDs!

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

I shall give you positions of honor when I take over the world three thousand years in the future! Fufufu!
[identity profile] redheadshizuka.livejournal.com
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? My favorite... cheese? ._.;; I'm not sure. But oniichan likes American, so I guess it's either that or provolone, because provolone is good on sandwiches.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? Uhm. I don't know if I'd really want to have to kill anyone. I guess if I had no choice, I'd kill Carrottop. I'm too scared of Barney to get too close to him.

3. What time is it where you are? 2:00 PM. But, ah, what does that have to do with anything?

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black. S-sexually harrass...? #o_o# I guess, uhm... Nymphadora Tonks is supposed to be pretty. >>; And I bet she could do a lot of interesting things with her, ah--ability, so... Wait, she reads this community, doesn't she? ^^;;; Forget I said anything!

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark. ...Bartend? In the dark? That doesn't sound like something I'd want to do.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument. George, because Fred is already dating Angelina, and George doesn't have anyone. Ano, that's not from a world mythology, is it? ._.;;; But it makes more sense than saying something like, "Well, obviously, Harry and George should be together because George is like Aphrodite and that would make Fred Athena, who was a virgin, and since Fred's a virgin, Harry should be with George." ...Doesn't it? Especially since I really don't think--- #._.# Nevermind!

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it. Oh, I don't know. .__.;; Maybe if you got someone to help you with the paperwork, it would go faster and there wouldn't be so much of it? =D

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless. ...Actually, sometimes I'm afraid I am useless. *sigh* But oniichan says I'm not and I believe him. He says I give him the courage to go on when he needs it most, and he says I help him out a lot. So I guess that's how I'm not useless. I give people hope.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Bribe? o__o;;; Uhm... oh, I know! ^.^ Honda-san's really nice and he has a bike that's really cool. If you don't squib me, you can ride on it! I'm sure he won't mind!
[identity profile] ginevram.livejournal.com
OOC Warning: We've replaced your regularly scheduled dark rp with ship wanking, and fandom cliches


Meanwhile, back in the sauna ...  )
[identity profile] teatimeassassin.livejournal.com
Notes on timing )

WARNING: If you consider the idea of throwing knives at a person (admittedly a morally repulsive one) for target practice abhorrent, you have been forewarned. Please note that the violence is being done to a Squibbed applicant, that the mun of the Squib in question has no problems whatsoever with the following, and that there is no bending of the rules of Hogwarts, as Jimmy is not actually going to die here on the grounds.

Private self-defense tutoring has begun )
[identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com
Please welcome our newest members:

Maureen Johnson and Reginald Jeeves have been sorted into Hufflepuff and Kaibaman has been sorted into Gryffindor.

We have rather a lot of open applications at the moment. I request the members please provide their input on as many as possible of them, so that I may sort them. Your cooperation is very much appreciated!

Open Applications )

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