Reapplication!

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Application
OOC: WELL, it appears that I missed something in the rules (the seperate rules part, my apologies) and I have to choose a different version of the devil. So, I've decided to change things up a little bit...

I am applying as the Robot Devil!

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Brie, because I'm the Robot Devil, and if that doesn't explain things for you, you don't deserve to know.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Oh please, Barney is so deserving of robot hell, after all, no human has worn that suit in years!

3. What time is it where you are?

About 2 years until the apocalypse... and counting.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

All of them, simultaneously. I'm sure that he knows enough spells to be able to be everywhere at once if he wants.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Machiavelli Bot's, 'Where everyone knows your deepest, darkest secrets'

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

HA! Don't make me laugh! Everyone knows Harry should go with both of them!

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Because I keep putting it there.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

Would anyone like a spare set of hands? Or would you prefer I bring along Nixon...

The Application of the Voice of Seattle

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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

My favorite cheese is a mild French Brie, accompanied by fine Italian saltine crackers and a glass of sherry.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

I would most certainly kill neither. Barney is a delightful figure that provides entertainment to children, and Carrottop simply has some issues to work through. I'd be more than willing to counsel him on my radio show, or in private practice.

3. What time is it where you are?

The time is approximately 12:35 a.m. and 19 seconds, according to the scale of Grenage Mean Time minus five hours.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

I would sexually harass neither hide nor hair of any human being on the face of this earth! Many of the distressed women that call into my very popular radio show have suffered from this horrible atrocity, and it's very difficult to help them get on with their lives. I'd never be able to live with myself if I helped perpetuate the horror.

5. If you are pushing to be in:


C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

It's quite simple, my friend. You see, your job is obviously very stressful, and during times of such stress, your brain will sometimes mentally block out tasks that need doing, in order to temporarily relieve you of your anxiety. But, as I said, the relief is merely temporary. When you return to your reality, the tasks you thought you had forgotten about still remain. What I would suggest to you is form a battle plan for your day, take your time and pace yourself. Take little breaks throughout the day if you need to. As long as you stick to your goals and are vigilant, your workload will slowly but steadily diminish until it's down to a workable level.


6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

If accepted into this noble community, I promise to provide free psychiatric advice to anyone who would seek it. I may not be able to help you fight the true Dark Arts, but I can help you with the Dark Arts in your mind. I could also get any of you entry into my wine club and ski lodge. Please do the right thing. Thank you.

Application, SPD GREEN!

[green-n-buttery.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I like all sorts of cheese. But my favorite favorite is havarti. It goes well with toast. Parmesan is pretty good too, though. Especially on garlic bread.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Did you know Barney actually works for an intergalactic overlord? He does. You can tell by the fact that he looks like a guy in a rubber suit he can grow ten times his original size using magic! Normal non-criminals do not do that. Of course, I'm supposed to take all monsters in for questioning, but in this case I think I can make an exception.

3. What time is it where you are?
12:45am. Way past curfew.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Do I have to answer this? Really? Uhm.
Kingsley Shacklebolt. HekindasortamayberemindsmeofmyroommateSky. ... In that whole, serious, does what's right and good and moral and knows all the rules sort of way. Ms Tonks is cute, though. Especially if she went blond!

5. If you are pushing to be in:

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Well, obviously the gnomes that live in the wall behind your desk are partial to having lots of insulation, so they gather up papers and pile them up so that they will always be warm and cozy in their nook behind your desk. Or maybe it should really be "in front of your desk". You don't have your back to them, but the back of the desk is to the wall. Unless you have a really strange set up. But when a teacher stands in front of you at school, he stands "in front of your desk", so I'm not sure what the difference is.

Or, alternately, you could just keep putting paperwork on your desk when you get new jobs to do.

It's probably the gnomes, though.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I know kung fu! I can't kill you with my mind, though. In the other hand, I am psychic! Also, I like to dress up in green spandex and fight crime. I'm pretty good at it.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
One slightly used Red Ranger Morpher? And I make killer toast! It's extra buttery.

Class Sign Ups for Muggle Studies

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My Hogwarts Application, by Eiko Carol

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Cheese? Ick. The only cheese I ever had came from Yan's milk, and let me tell you, it was TERRIBLE! It was all chunky and smelled like old feet! EWW!

So I guess my favorite cheese would be anything that doesn't come out of a Yan.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Barney! Mama and Papa have somehow gotten it into their heads that Barney is an appropriate show for six year olds, so I'm having to watch it all the time. I'd definitely kill that giant purple bastard just to end my daily torment!

Oops, hope Mama didn't hear me cussing. She gets in such a snit about it.

3. What time is it where you are?

2:00 AM! Yes, I am supposed to be in bed, I know, I know!

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

A lady doesn't partake in such activities!

Though I might be persuaded to jump Kingsley Shacklebolt's bones.

5. If you are pushing to be in Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

My Eidolons are currently arguing over whether Harry is snogging Ginny or Hermione, so I don't think I'll be able to get an answer out of them anytime soon.

I think it'll be Fred, though. (And I really wish Fenrir would stop with all that Hippogryff nonsense.)

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

I have an army of Moogles as my personal servants! They're a little sassier than House Elves but they're very cuddly and... fairly reliable. Just ask, and they'll be at your service.

In the Ravenclaw Common Room

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Unsure as to which door is Sara's, Walden leaves a boquet of a dozen long-stemmed roses on the couch. Of course he forgot a vase, so they're getting the cushions wet. On the boquet is a card, the envelope addressed in large letters to Sara.

Sara,

If you're free this weekened, would you like to go to dinner with me?

-Walden

Final Roster for the Gryffindor Quidditch Team

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Chasers:
Nightwing
Archie
Devi

Beaters:
Ran
Tenna

Seeker:
Roland

Keeper:
Adam

Reserve:
Bart


We should have a practice sometime soon. When is a good day and time for you all?

Dolores Herbig -- as in *grins and points to her eyes* Her big brown eyes-- is here to be sorted

[herbigbrowneyes.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Well, I really enjoy swiss cheese.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

What? Kill? I wouldn't--that's just--Carrottop. That raggedy bastard stole ten dollars from me once.

3. What time is it where you are?

*Checks watch* It's 11:33.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Oh, well. *giggles* I don't think I'd harass anyone. Lupin. Definitely Lupin. Woman's gotta do what she's gotta do to get a man in this day and age.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Happy Time

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Forget Harry! I wanna see those two twins getting it on. Although I don't see any reason why Harry couldn't join them. So long as I have enough film inmy camera.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Did Milly write this question? *she sighs and crosses her arms* You know, Milly, we've talked about this. Throwing away your paperwork does not qualify as "filing it in its proper place."

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

*She grins* Well, I wouldn't say anybody is useless, really. Sometimes a person's use is just a bit more...hidden than others.

Anyway, I run a rather large company dedicated to helping people find a career. I'm an expert organizer. And I run a show on webcam called Getting Things Done With Deloris, where I help lazybodies organise and give cleaning tips to run a better home!

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

Do you have any filing you need done? Or perhaps you're not quite satisfied with your current position? Or if you just want your general place of living to be a bit tidier, I can do it all for you. *She grins again*

'nii-sama said I could!

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Application for Kaiba Mokuba of Yuugiou/Yugi-Oh fandom!

( When the world gets in my face I say, have a nice day! )

Hiss. Now I know why 'nii-sama dislikes people. They're just difficult.
[OOC note: I'm switching Mokuba's journal from puppydog_eyes to rebel_genius.]

application

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Application for Spock son of Sarek son of Skon:

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Application for Rose Tyler

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( application )

Application for Dr. John Watson

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( application )

Application for Strong Bad

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( Application for Strong Bad )

Applicativation!

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( Applicativation for Galinda Upland, of the upper Uplands. )

OOC - goin' on holiday

[conriocht.livejournal.com]

Yo, I'm headed off to San Francisco and Austin tomorrow morning, and will be without internet access until I get back on Monday the 13th.

Professor Lupin would like to appoint Professor Black as Deputy Head of House while he's gone, just in case anything needs tending to. Hopefully that's OK with the mods.

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( An application for one Emma Woodhouse )

wassup mchommies

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Current Application:

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite? The orange stuff that comes on cheeseburgers! HURRAY!

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? Carrottop, I'm the only true red head. No wait, Barney he looks too much like Grimace, no wait/....
NO ONE I LOVE EVERYONE EXCEPT BURGER KING HURRAY!

3. What time is it where you are? It's always Lunch Time!!!!!!!!!!

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Mrs Weasley, she looks like she'd enjoy my super sized mcnugget.

HURRAY! I LOVE KIDS!

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

McDonalds!!!!! HURRRAY!

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

HURRAY! BURGERS ALL AROUND!!!!!

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Burger King did it.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

HURRAY! I INVENTED THE SPECIAL SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAnt to taste my bigmac?

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

Free McValue Meals all around!!!!!11

Gryffindor Quidditch Practice

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Adam stood out on the Quidditch Pitch with his broom in hand waiting for the rest of his teammates to show up. But after a few minutes, he got impatient and hopped on his broom for a quick fly around the stands.

Application for Bill the Horse

[niroby.livejournal.com]

To learn more about me and a little about Sir Glame try http://members.optusnet.com.au/~joshua_wright/welcome.htm

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
My favourite cheese is any cheese which is created by This as he is Sir Glame's arch nemesis and it really annoys him *Snicker* 

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
As neither of these exist in the magical land of Sausagopolis, neither. Though with the pointless plots we have I'm slightly amazed that they have remained unscathed for so long, damn copyright laws.

3. What time is it where you are?
*Roll of Eyes* It's Adventure Time, it's always Adventure TIme, it's never 'Let's kick back and have a Peanut Butter Sandwich' Time is it?

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
*Roll of Eyes Again* Hogwart's Squid of course, oooh the things those tentacles could do.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Sheep's Head, yes I know that isn't a real sheep's head over the door managment is dealing with it.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
*Muffled shouts of rage in the background* Please ignore Sir Glame, he's a committed Harmonian. "It's cannon I tell you" *Snort* "That's a strike two form Bill, a good sidekick always supports his noble knight's OTP"

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
I blame it on the Author, this is what I generally do when I come across a plot hole.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

Would a bawdy, gross, off-colour limerick do the trick: 

There once was a boy from Spain,
Who was really quite a pain,
He annoyed his mum,
And showed his bum,
But soon drowned in the rain.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe

Here have my signed copy of Saucy McRascal's Big Book of Fun, and here is Sir Glame's sandwhich-making cloak, *Whispered conversation with Author* And Professor Crowley's pants taken when he and Arizphale were engaged in non-corpreal Angel-Demon boylove

Owl, warded for Faith, only

[ginevram.livejournal.com]

Faith, if you're ready to go to Hogsmeade, I'll meet you outside the Hufflepuff commonroom in a few minutes. You'd probably better not tell anyone what we're up to. I don't think we have permission to go.

Announcements

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OOC -- Hiatus

[weasley-squared.livejournal.com]

So, I'm gonna be leaving this comm for a while. I have important life things going on and it's a bit much to manage.

So...I, along with all six of my characters (Granny Weatherwax, Stewie, Joan, Aang, the Weasley Twins, and Dolores Herbig) will be gone from this comm for...an indeterminate amount of time.

If it ends up being over a month, feel free to put my chars up as free ones.