Application for Bill the Horse

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To learn more about me and a little about Sir Glame try http://members.optusnet.com.au/~joshua_wright/welcome.htm

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
My favourite cheese is any cheese which is created by This as he is Sir Glame's arch nemesis and it really annoys him *Snicker* 

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
As neither of these exist in the magical land of Sausagopolis, neither. Though with the pointless plots we have I'm slightly amazed that they have remained unscathed for so long, damn copyright laws.

3. What time is it where you are?
*Roll of Eyes* It's Adventure Time, it's always Adventure TIme, it's never 'Let's kick back and have a Peanut Butter Sandwich' Time is it?

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
*Roll of Eyes Again* Hogwart's Squid of course, oooh the things those tentacles could do.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Sheep's Head, yes I know that isn't a real sheep's head over the door managment is dealing with it.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
*Muffled shouts of rage in the background* Please ignore Sir Glame, he's a committed Harmonian. "It's cannon I tell you" *Snort* "That's a strike two form Bill, a good sidekick always supports his noble knight's OTP"

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
I blame it on the Author, this is what I generally do when I come across a plot hole.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

Would a bawdy, gross, off-colour limerick do the trick: 

There once was a boy from Spain,
Who was really quite a pain,
He annoyed his mum,
And showed his bum,
But soon drowned in the rain.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe

Here have my signed copy of Saucy McRascal's Big Book of Fun, and here is Sir Glame's sandwhich-making cloak, *Whispered conversation with Author* And Professor Crowley's pants taken when he and Arizphale were engaged in non-corpreal Angel-Demon boylove