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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Well, I really enjoy swiss cheese.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
What? Kill? I wouldn't--that's just--Carrottop. That raggedy bastard stole ten dollars from me once.
3. What time is it where you are?
*Checks watch* It's 11:33.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Oh, well. *giggles* I don't think I'd harass anyone. Lupin. Definitely Lupin. Woman's gotta do what she's gotta do to get a man in this day and age.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Happy Time
B. Gryffindor ā Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Forget Harry! I wanna see those two twins getting it on. Although I don't see any reason why Harry couldn't join them. So long as I have enough film inmy camera.
C. Ravenclaw ā You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though Iām constantly disposing of it.
Did Milly write this question? *she sighs and crosses her arms* You know, Milly, we've talked about this. Throwing away your paperwork does not qualify as "filing it in its proper place."
D. Hufflepuff ā Prove you are not useless.
*She grins* Well, I wouldn't say anybody is useless, really. Sometimes a person's use is just a bit more...hidden than others.
Anyway, I run a rather large company dedicated to helping people find a career. I'm an expert organizer. And I run a show on webcam called Getting Things Done With Deloris, where I help lazybodies organise and give cleaning tips to run a better home!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Do you have any filing you need done? Or perhaps you're not quite satisfied with your current position? Or if you just want your general place of living to be a bit tidier, I can do it all for you. *She grins again*
Well, I really enjoy swiss cheese.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
What? Kill? I wouldn't--that's just--Carrottop. That raggedy bastard stole ten dollars from me once.
3. What time is it where you are?
*Checks watch* It's 11:33.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Oh, well. *giggles* I don't think I'd harass anyone. Lupin. Definitely Lupin. Woman's gotta do what she's gotta do to get a man in this day and age.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Happy Time
B. Gryffindor ā Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Forget Harry! I wanna see those two twins getting it on. Although I don't see any reason why Harry couldn't join them. So long as I have enough film inmy camera.
C. Ravenclaw ā You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though Iām constantly disposing of it.
Did Milly write this question? *she sighs and crosses her arms* You know, Milly, we've talked about this. Throwing away your paperwork does not qualify as "filing it in its proper place."
D. Hufflepuff ā Prove you are not useless.
*She grins* Well, I wouldn't say anybody is useless, really. Sometimes a person's use is just a bit more...hidden than others.
Anyway, I run a rather large company dedicated to helping people find a career. I'm an expert organizer. And I run a show on webcam called Getting Things Done With Deloris, where I help lazybodies organise and give cleaning tips to run a better home!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Do you have any filing you need done? Or perhaps you're not quite satisfied with your current position? Or if you just want your general place of living to be a bit tidier, I can do it all for you. *She grins again*
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Date: 2006-02-07 05:31 pm (UTC)Oh, I don't know. Sanity?
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Date: 2006-02-07 05:33 pm (UTC)Wallowing about in depression won't keep you sane. *she chuckles again* Really, just the opposite.
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Date: 2006-02-07 05:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-07 06:02 pm (UTC)You see, Life is like a giant cheesecake. And happiness...is the fork. Now, you can ea the cheesecake without the fork, but it gets messy and you miss out on so much cheescake.
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Date: 2006-02-07 07:01 pm (UTC)And leave as in quit voluntarily, or was fired?
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Date: 2006-02-07 07:02 pm (UTC)You know what she did then? She quit that job after ten minutes and came back to ask me for her old job back. Well, believe you me, I was none too pleased about that.
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Date: 2006-02-07 07:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-07 07:10 pm (UTC)Well, at first I didn't take her back but...well, she proved herself to be a reliable young woman, so I decided to take her back on the team.
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Date: 2006-02-07 07:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-07 07:02 pm (UTC)We ought t' 'ave tea sometime, 'r sommat.
Hufflepuff.
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Date: 2006-02-07 07:04 pm (UTC)Yes, I think that would be wonderful.
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Date: 2006-02-07 07:46 pm (UTC)Oh, and your answer about the twins? Very amusing.
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Date: 2006-02-08 12:23 am (UTC)You...
We...
Harry...
Film...
SQUIB
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Date: 2006-02-08 12:33 am (UTC)I liked your Gryffindor answer best. *wicked grin* I say there.
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Date: 2006-02-08 12:44 am (UTC)I'm sorry, madam, but I am already taken. Also, I don't fancy people named Dolores.
Hufflepuff.
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Date: 2006-02-08 12:48 am (UTC)Oh, yes. Sirius Black. *she smiles knowingly*
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Date: 2006-02-08 01:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-08 01:09 am (UTC)It's just a bit odd that, right after Sirius died you went to the woman that can change her shape to whatever she wants...
((*wishes he could use the "Bisexuality -- NO! Necrophilia -- YES!" icon and have it be in character*))
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Date: 2006-02-08 01:16 am (UTC)extremely hotmore than adequate, thank you very much.((I was thinking of that icon too...))
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Date: 2006-02-08 01:46 am (UTC)((Yeah. Sorry if the whole SiriusxRemus/slash thing makes you uncomfortable ^_^; I just can't see her not being a shipper for them))
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Date: 2006-02-08 03:49 am (UTC)((Nah, it's cool. ;) ))
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Date: 2006-02-08 04:31 am (UTC)I could use a domestic servant here in Ravenclaw, but not at the price of all that plebian cheerfulness. Especially first thing in the morning. *shudders*no subject
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Date: 2006-02-09 08:48 pm (UTC)Your bribe has been accepted.
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