Application: James Wilson

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
String cheese, if that can be called cheese and not plastic.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
My oath requires me to first do no harm.

Besides, Barney can be useful for keeping children in the Cancer ward quiet and Carrottop seems to have self-destructed by himself. Now, if you had asked about, say, Tom Cruise...

3. What time is it where you are?
11:49am. Ten minutes until lunch, and the morning caffeine is wearing off.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
I would invite Tonks out for coffee. She is a lovely, mature lady who might not be averse to having a "deep conversation".

5. If you are pushing to be in:

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I would have to say that Harry should marry both of them (if gay marriage was legal). After all, in most mythologies the Hero Twins are well-nigh inseparable. For instance, The West African creator-pair are twins whose responsibilities are complementary. The Bamoun myth includes a pair of twins who constantly fought for supremacy until they were transformed into a two-headed snake, symbolizing unity over discord. However, Romulus and Remus never triumphed over their discord, and, when Remus fought with his brother over the size of his portion of the city which would become Rome, Romulus killed Remus.

Thus, Harry should marry both of them, or one of the twins will kill the other.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
House keeps dumping his paperwork on your desk, thinking you won't notice and will sign off on his charts for him. As though he doesn't have Cameron to do all his work for him.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I have a BS from Harvard in Biological and Biomedical Science, a Masters in Biomedical Science from UMass Medical School, and a Doctorate from Johns Hopkins, specializing in Oncology. I became the head of Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital Oncology Department when I was 35.

I hope that didn't sound like bragging.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

I have some Portuguese Medical Journals, a couple of unused Sudoku puzzles and I can roll a mean joint.

Comments

[blacks-thecolor.livejournal.com]

Ravenclaw assuming your joints are all you claim.

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Oh they are. Just ask House. He keeps trying to steal them.

[wannabe-red.livejournal.com]

Ravenclaw, for sure. I'll take you up on Sudoku.

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

Sure. Just grab one.

Ravenclaw

[ewoodhouse.livejournal.com]

I would be happy to invite you to Ravenclaw. I have heard about this 'Sudoku' game from some of the other students, and have been eager to play since. Perhaps you could explain some of the finer points of the rules over tea?

I know you did not apply for it, but for having gained such a prominent position at such a young age, are you sure you do not have a streak of Slytherin in you?

Re: Ravenclaw

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

I would be honored to teach you. I always have free time in my schedule to help out.

However, I don't think I'm Slytherin material. The positions of authority find me, not the other way around.

[the-lady-door.livejournal.com]

Gryffindor. They're the only house without a medical doctor, aren't they?

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

Do they have a disturbing tendency to get sick?

[sharpest-pike.livejournal.com]

Ravenclaw. You seem to have mastered the strikeout technique already.

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I think.

[cpt-pierce.livejournal.com]

Gryffindor doesn't have any doctors. You should go there.

[ninjaoftheramen.livejournal.com]

Ravenclaw, since you can, assumingly, read those Medical Journals and solve, maybe even play for fun, those Sudoku math puzzles. *_*

[csi-sara.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet a fellow Harvard alum. My BS is in physics. The rest of your resume is a lot more impressive than mine.

Ravenclaw.

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

Physics? Impressive. The Physics program was a little intimidating to me. But I'm more of a people person...

[catremistrae.livejournal.com]

Ravenclaw.

[anthony-crowley.livejournal.com]

Okay, you're not useless. Hufflepuff.

[teatimeassassin.livejournal.com]

...Ravenclaw.

::screened for Nny and Teatime::

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

I wish you wouldn't... I really don't like him.

[5000yearold.livejournal.com]

Not only are you good at the whole strike out thing, but they way you answered for a Gryffindor push suggests that you either have a good background in mythology or that you did actual research, either of which is suitably impressive.

Ravenclaw

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

Research. Mythology isn't really my thing, but they asked.

((OOC: Also, I wanted to see if it was possible to actually come up with a valid answer like that... ^_^))

[late-born-myth.livejournal.com]

Hi there. I'm Psyche...my husband's given you some trouble in the past, hasn't he? Well, we'll have to see what we can do about that. *grins...wow, everybody flirts with Wilson*

Now, if you really want I'll put you in Slytherin with Dr. House. You're pretty good at getting your own way when you try, so it's not wholly unreasonable. But you could also easily go to Hufflepuff, for loyalty and work ethic, or to Ravenclaw for intellect. I'm leaning towards the former, though that house is starting to be known for pretty girls, and that might cause a bit of rannygazoo. Or, of course, the fact that you even make the effort to be House's friend...and try to fight incurable disease...implies considerable courage, appropriate for Gryffindor.

So I guess the question is, where do you want to be, Jimmy?

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

Psyche, so your husband is... Eros. Right. THOSE problems.

Well, most people here seem to be leaning towards either Ravenclaw or Slytherin, god only knows why. Honestly, I think at this point I may want to keep an eye on House. Slytherin.

But Hufflepuff does sound really tempting.

[researcher42.livejournal.com]

Ravenclaw. Maybe you could give one of those joints to Nny. He seems a little too tightly wound... might help him relax.

[lp-drumline7.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Like he'd take them.

[nemofound.livejournal.com]

He does so sound like he's bragging!

Ravenclaw!

[major-ego.livejournal.com]

Ah, a fellow Harvard man! Splendid, splendid!... But tell me, young man, why didn't you continue your medical education there? After all, Harvard Medical School--- need I say more?

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

One of the professors at UMass offered me a lab position. It was mostly a money issue. And I didn't want to be a snob my entire life.

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

*giggles* You sound a lot like my brother Simon. *cocks head and looks through him* I think I like you.

...but Nny doesn't like you, and he's my friend. Gorram.... Well, I can vote you Slytherin--- you'll be here but not actually in our house so maybe he won't mind so much.

Yes. Slytherin. But I really like your answer for Gryffindor. *giggles some more*

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

Thank you. You very pleasant yourself, miss...?

*sighs* Please apologize for me? I didn't intend to upset him so much.

[dr-heazy.livejournal.com]

((has great ties, rofl))

Lovely, mature lady my ass. More like she's hot as hell and you just wanna 'boink' her.


Never DID really expect to see YOU here though. I'm gonna say Slytherin. Because a mean, selfish little boy and it's nice to have someone to talk to who's not wearing tight leather pants. No offense, Ryuuji.

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

There's something called 'tact' that many people use to keep from saying outrageous things so bluntly.

Why? Because I'm sane?

...I'll do my best to keep your from nearly killing your patients.

[lp-drumline7.livejournal.com]

I was going to say Ravenclaw, but after someone's little (unneccessary...) outburst, I'm fearing a little for body parts at stake here. So I'll just say Slytherin because maybe if House has a friend he'll stop being so grumpy. I'm being optimistic here.

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

House has been alienating people since he was three years old. Please don't expect him to stop on my account.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

...I really don't know where to put you. You seem like a Ravenclaw to me, but Nny's pretty vociferously against that, and House seems to want you with us in Slytherin, but I don't really think the weed is a good idea.

*head tilt* How about the compromise of you don't bring any of that stuff with you, and I'll vote you into Slytherin? We've got magic here for medicine, we really don't need addictive substances that kill braincells.

[redheadshizuka.livejournal.com]

Um, there's really no evidence that marijuana is addictive, Otogi-san. ^^;; Although it does cause other problems, like killing braincells. .___. So maybe him not bringing it is a good idea.

Anyway, I'll vote Mr. Wilson wherever he wants to go.

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

I have no interest in your bribes, and you sound like Ravenclaw, but I don't feel inclined to vote you anywhere due to lack of a proper bribe.

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, I don't think I have much else of interest to offer, and even less inclination to offer anything larger as a bribe.

Nice to meet you, though.

[nightbirdboy.livejournal.com]

. . . You do kinda sound like you're bragging, sorry.

Gryffindor really does need a doctor, but I'm thinking you're maybe more Ravenclawish. Where would you like to go?

(I'll take the Sudoku puzzles, by the way, I like those.)

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

It's alright. Sometimes a long remuse just ends up sounding that way.

Where would I LIKE to go? I hear that I would fit best in Ravenclaw, however one of the students in that house has taken a dislike to me. I think I'm requesting Slytherin at this point, to keep an eye on House.

(Go right ahead. They pile up.)

If you don't mind me asking, what's with the mask?

[free-range-rude.livejournal.com]

It sounds like you favour play rather than work.

Gryffindor.

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the vote. On the other hand, my wife tells me that I'm married to my job, so I'm not quite sure how you got that impression.

[fantastic-rose.livejournal.com]

I think you need to keep an eye on your friend, there. That's what's important. I'd want you for my own house, since we don't have any doctors, medical or otherwise and I'm starting to get annoyed that my Doctor's buggered off but...

Slytherin

[icchan-nyoroyo.livejournal.com]

Slytherin. Sudoku~! Sudoku~~! Sudoku~~~!

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

Grab a couple, they keep piling up.