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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
String cheese, if that can be called cheese and not plastic.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
My oath requires me to first do no harm.

Besides, Barney can be useful for keeping children in the Cancer ward quiet and Carrottop seems to have self-destructed by himself. Now, if you had asked about, say, Tom Cruise...

3. What time is it where you are?
11:49am. Ten minutes until lunch, and the morning caffeine is wearing off.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
I would invite Tonks out for coffee. She is a lovely, mature lady who might not be averse to having a "deep conversation".

5. If you are pushing to be in:

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

I would have to say that Harry should marry both of them (if gay marriage was legal). After all, in most mythologies the Hero Twins are well-nigh inseparable. For instance, The West African creator-pair are twins whose responsibilities are complementary. The Bamoun myth includes a pair of twins who constantly fought for supremacy until they were transformed into a two-headed snake, symbolizing unity over discord. However, Romulus and Remus never triumphed over their discord, and, when Remus fought with his brother over the size of his portion of the city which would become Rome, Romulus killed Remus.

Thus, Harry should marry both of them, or one of the twins will kill the other.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
House keeps dumping his paperwork on your desk, thinking you won't notice and will sign off on his charts for him. As though he doesn't have Cameron to do all his work for him.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I have a BS from Harvard in Biological and Biomedical Science, a Masters in Biomedical Science from UMass Medical School, and a Doctorate from Johns Hopkins, specializing in Oncology. I became the head of Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital Oncology Department when I was 35.

I hope that didn't sound like bragging.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

I have some Portuguese Medical Journals, a couple of unused Sudoku puzzles and I can roll a mean joint.

Re: SLYTHERIN DAMMIT!!!

Date: 2006-02-12 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waste-lock.livejournal.com
If anything, that's worse. Either you're being sycophantic and toadying up to your stoner friends, or you're making it easier for them to get stoned so you can take advantage of them. Either way, SLYTHERIN!!!!!!!

Re: SLYTHERIN DAMMIT!!!

Date: 2006-02-12 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waste-lock.livejournal.com
There are supposedly medical benefits to trephination as well. Does that mean it's some sort of noble deed when I drill holes in someone's skull?

Re: SLYTHERIN DAMMIT!!!

Date: 2006-02-12 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waste-lock.livejournal.com
And it doesn't BOTHER you that you just might be depriving some of these people of their FINAL LUCIDITY?!?!?!?!? That mere physical agony is a small price to pay for a few precious moments of

TRUE CLARITY

?!!!!!?!?!?!??

Re: SLYTHERIN DAMMIT!!!

Date: 2006-02-12 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waste-lock.livejournal.com
Comfortable? COMFORT? Idiot. I would love to show you the kind of lucidity that ONLY comes from the deepest extremes of PHYSICAL TORMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VOTE CHANGE: SQUIB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2006-02-12 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waste-lock.livejournal.com
Image (http://photobucket.com)


((Ya think? *g* Poor Wilson, he did try. I'm glad to see Wilson here; our House will be thrilled.))

Re: VOTE CHANGE: SQUIB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2006-02-12 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lp-drumline7.livejournal.com
((ooc: Poor Wilson is right!! I'm not even playing him and I'm kind of scaref for him xD))

Re: SLYTHERIN DAMMIT!!!

Date: 2006-02-12 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-tam.livejournal.com
Ummmmmm... Nny? *hesitantly* I don't think either of us should really extoll the virtues of clarity. Unless you were talking from the perspective of wishful thinking? But weren't you the one who said earlier that you'd be happier if you had less in the way of clarity?

Re: SLYTHERIN DAMMIT!!!

Date: 2006-02-12 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waste-lock.livejournal.com
He's... eager to interfere with other people's clarity. You saw, he wants to fill my brain with chemicals!

Re: SLYTHERIN DAMMIT!!!

Date: 2006-02-12 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-tam.livejournal.com
*reasonably* Simon had to fill my brain with chemicals sometimes... it wasn't to interfere with my clarity, it was to give me some. Because I was already being interfered with by... what was wrong with me.

He's just trying to help people, Nny. Even if he does go about it in a way you don't like. I doubt he'd really like the way you go about things either. But if it helps any, I don't think I'd want to smoke cannabis either, unless I were very sick indeed.

Re: SLYTHERIN DAMMIT!!!

Date: 2006-02-12 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waste-lock.livejournal.com
Chemicals. Chemicals to make me more clouded and let... *shivers and half-snarls*

He thinks he knows what people need.

Re: SLYTHERIN DAMMIT!!!

Date: 2006-02-13 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-tam.livejournal.com
*still reasonably* It's his job to try to figure out what people need. Doctors don't always know, but they have to try--- the good ones anyway. It's only the bad ones that see you hurting and don't care, just let you suffer and write it on their clipboards--- *shudders and breaks off* Er, sorry.

How do you know the chemicals would make you more clouded and not... cloud up the crazy? You know, like we're trying to find someone to teach us to do? *hastily* I'm just asking.

::screened for RIver and Nny::

Date: 2006-02-13 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waste-lock.livejournal.com
*looks at her*

Do you think chemicals would mean anything to that? Stupid fucking worthless pills.

Re: ::screened for RIver and Nny::

Date: 2006-02-13 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-tam.livejournal.com
*shrugs, imperturbed* You never know, especially around here. Even if it didn't work on "that", it might work on you--- make it easier for you to fight.

And even if they don't work on you, other people have problems they do work on. Simon was able to help me, even if he couldn't fix me.

Re: ::screened for RIver and Nny::

Date: 2006-02-13 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waste-lock.livejournal.com
He doesn't know me at all and he wants to change my brain with chemicals.

Re: ::screened for RIver and Nny::

Date: 2006-02-13 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-tam.livejournal.com
It just looked like an offer to me, in case you wanted it. And I'm kind of skittish about people who make other people take treatments they don't want (http://www.session416.com/).

Re: ::screened for RIver and Nny::

Date: 2006-02-13 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waste-lock.livejournal.com
He seemed pushy to me. Like he thinks he knows what's "best for me".

Re: ::screened for RIver and Nny::

Date: 2006-02-13 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-tam.livejournal.com
Hmmm.... he might think he knows what's best for you, but he doesn't sound like someone who thinks he has a right to do it even if you don't want it. Which makes him educable. If you want to be bothered.

If you don't, I'll talk to him. I like him, and... he seems to like me. Even when I'm... not quite right.

Re: ::screened for RIver and Nny::

Date: 2006-02-13 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waste-lock.livejournal.com
I don't like him and I don't want him near me.

Re: ::screened for RIver and Nny::

Date: 2006-02-13 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-tam.livejournal.com
Will it... disturb... you if I vote him in somewhere? Because I don't think he'll go near you if you tell him to go away. Which is why I like him.

Besides, I told him I'd see if I could smooth things over. It's okay if I can't, but I said I'd see. I've seen. It looks like I can't.

Re: ::screened for RIver and Nny::

Date: 2006-02-13 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waste-lock.livejournal.com
...he just wants to CATCH ME OFF GUARD.

Re: ::screened for RIver and Nny::

Date: 2006-02-13 06:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-tam.livejournal.com
Nny. I read people. And I have at least as much reason to be paranoid about doctors with ulterior motives as you. I don't think he does. He doesn't feel like that. Not like Matthias. Or the one I danced with.

And I'm not Sorting him Ravenclaw anyway.

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