Application: James Wilson
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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
String cheese, if that can be called cheese and not plastic.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
My oath requires me to first do no harm.
Besides, Barney can be useful for keeping children in the Cancer ward quiet and Carrottop seems to have self-destructed by himself. Now, if you had asked about, say, Tom Cruise...
3. What time is it where you are?
11:49am. Ten minutes until lunch, and the morning caffeine is wearing off.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
I would invite Tonks out for coffee. She is a lovely, mature lady
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor ā Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I would have to say that Harry should marry both of them (if gay marriage was legal). After all, in most mythologies the Hero Twins are well-nigh inseparable. For instance, The West African creator-pair are twins whose responsibilities are complementary. The Bamoun myth includes a pair of twins who constantly fought for supremacy until they were transformed into a two-headed snake, symbolizing unity over discord. However, Romulus and Remus never triumphed over their discord, and, when Remus fought with his brother over the size of his portion of the city which would become Rome, Romulus killed Remus.
Thus, Harry should marry both of them, or one of the twins will kill the other.
C. Ravenclaw ā You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though Iām constantly disposing of it.
House keeps dumping his paperwork on your desk, thinking you won't notice and will sign off on his charts for him. As though he doesn't have Cameron to do all his work for him.
D. Hufflepuff ā Prove you are not useless.
I have a BS from Harvard in Biological and Biomedical Science, a Masters in Biomedical Science from UMass Medical School, and a Doctorate from Johns Hopkins, specializing in Oncology. I became the head of Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital Oncology Department when I was 35.
I hope that didn't sound like bragging.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I have some Portuguese Medical Journals, a couple of unused Sudoku puzzles
Re: SLYTHERIN DAMMIT!!!
Date: 2006-02-12 06:43 am (UTC)And it doesn't BOTHER you that you just might be depriving some of these people of their FINAL LUCIDITY?!?!?!?!? That mere physical agony is a small price to pay for a few precious moments ofTRUE CLARITY
?!!!!!?!?!?!??Re: SLYTHERIN DAMMIT!!!
Date: 2006-02-12 06:49 am (UTC)If you had asked I would have told you that I only provide when my patients ask it-- marijuana stimulates appetite and supresses the nauseousness that is a common side-effect of chemotherapy. If they would prefer to stay lucid there are other ways to make them comfortable. If they're in deep pain, marijuana isn't the correct medicating agent anyway. A stronger pain-killer, like morphine, is. Morphine, of course, causes a far worse loss of lucidity, and is only cases where the pain would probably rob the patient of his or her lucidity anyway.Re: SLYTHERIN DAMMIT!!!
Date: 2006-02-12 06:57 am (UTC)Comfortable? COMFORT? Idiot. I would love to show you the kind of lucidity that ONLY comes from the deepest extremes of PHYSICAL TORMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Re: SLYTHERIN DAMMIT!!!
Date: 2006-02-12 07:01 am (UTC)I know a good psychologist. Alternatively, I can write you a scrip for Ritalin.((OOC: Wilson's slowly starting to realize that bland logic doesn't help at all with Johnny...))
VOTE CHANGE: SQUIB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 2006-02-12 07:05 am (UTC)((Ya think? *g* Poor Wilson, he did try. I'm glad to see Wilson here; our House will be thrilled.))
Re: VOTE CHANGE: SQUIB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 2006-02-12 04:55 pm (UTC)Re: SLYTHERIN DAMMIT!!!
Date: 2006-02-12 11:07 am (UTC)But weren't you the one who said earlier that you'd be happier if you had less in the way of clarity?Re: SLYTHERIN DAMMIT!!!
Date: 2006-02-12 06:13 pm (UTC)You saw, he wants to fill my brain with chemicals!Re: SLYTHERIN DAMMIT!!!
Date: 2006-02-12 11:43 pm (UTC)He's just trying to help people, Nny. Even if he does go about it in a way you don't like.
I doubt he'd really like the way you go about things either.But if it helps any, I don't think I'd want to smoke cannabis either, unless I were very sick indeed.Re: SLYTHERIN DAMMIT!!!
Date: 2006-02-12 11:55 pm (UTC)He thinks he knows what people need.
Re: SLYTHERIN DAMMIT!!!
Date: 2006-02-13 12:00 am (UTC)How do you know the chemicals would make you more clouded and not... cloud up the crazy? You know, like we're trying to find someone to teach us to do? *hastily* I'm just asking.
::screened for RIver and Nny::
Date: 2006-02-13 12:06 am (UTC)Do you think chemicals would mean anything to that? Stupid fucking worthless pills.
Re: ::screened for RIver and Nny::
Date: 2006-02-13 03:11 am (UTC)And even if they don't work on you, other people have problems they do work on. Simon was able to help me, even if he couldn't fix me.
Re: ::screened for RIver and Nny::
Date: 2006-02-13 03:16 am (UTC)Re: ::screened for RIver and Nny::
Date: 2006-02-13 04:08 am (UTC)Re: ::screened for RIver and Nny::
Date: 2006-02-13 04:16 am (UTC)Re: ::screened for RIver and Nny::
Date: 2006-02-13 05:38 am (UTC)If you don't, I'll talk to him. I like him, and... he seems to like me. Even when I'm... not quite right.
Re: ::screened for RIver and Nny::
Date: 2006-02-13 05:45 am (UTC)Re: ::screened for RIver and Nny::
Date: 2006-02-13 05:55 am (UTC)Which is why I like him.Besides, I told him I'd see if I could smooth things over. It's okay if I can't, but I said I'd see. I've seen. It looks like I can't.
Re: ::screened for RIver and Nny::
Date: 2006-02-13 06:10 am (UTC)Re: ::screened for RIver and Nny::
Date: 2006-02-13 06:27 am (UTC)And I have at least as much reason to be paranoid about doctors with ulterior motives as you.I don't think he does. He doesn't feel like that. Not like Matthias. Or the one I danced with.And I'm not Sorting him Ravenclaw anyway.