Application: James Wilson
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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
String cheese, if that can be called cheese and not plastic.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
My oath requires me to first do no harm.
Besides, Barney can be useful for keeping children in the Cancer ward quiet and Carrottop seems to have self-destructed by himself. Now, if you had asked about, say, Tom Cruise...
3. What time is it where you are?
11:49am. Ten minutes until lunch, and the morning caffeine is wearing off.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
I would invite Tonks out for coffee. She is a lovely, mature lady
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor ā Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I would have to say that Harry should marry both of them (if gay marriage was legal). After all, in most mythologies the Hero Twins are well-nigh inseparable. For instance, The West African creator-pair are twins whose responsibilities are complementary. The Bamoun myth includes a pair of twins who constantly fought for supremacy until they were transformed into a two-headed snake, symbolizing unity over discord. However, Romulus and Remus never triumphed over their discord, and, when Remus fought with his brother over the size of his portion of the city which would become Rome, Romulus killed Remus.
Thus, Harry should marry both of them, or one of the twins will kill the other.
C. Ravenclaw ā You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though Iām constantly disposing of it.
House keeps dumping his paperwork on your desk, thinking you won't notice and will sign off on his charts for him. As though he doesn't have Cameron to do all his work for him.
D. Hufflepuff ā Prove you are not useless.
I have a BS from Harvard in Biological and Biomedical Science, a Masters in Biomedical Science from UMass Medical School, and a Doctorate from Johns Hopkins, specializing in Oncology. I became the head of Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital Oncology Department when I was 35.
I hope that didn't sound like bragging.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I have some Portuguese Medical Journals, a couple of unused Sudoku puzzles
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Date: 2006-02-12 03:18 pm (UTC)There's something called 'tact' that many people use to keep from saying outrageous things so bluntly.Why? Because I'm sane?
...I'll do my best to keep your from nearly killing your patients.
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Date: 2006-02-12 03:21 pm (UTC)Tact? Hmm. Not ringing any bells. What aboutttt... common sense? *squints an eye* Nope, sorry.What patients? Hospital wing's chock full of empty and I'm sure the guy running it would throw sharp things at me if I took a step inside.
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Date: 2006-02-12 03:23 pm (UTC)One of these days I'm going to stop trying.This place actually has a hospital wing? I keep getting sorted into Gryffindor because "they don't have a doctor."
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Date: 2006-02-12 03:26 pm (UTC)And, I promise, I'll cry 'wee wee wee' and run all the way home. *pouty face*Yes, they actually do. And they just mean the actual HOUSE. Us doctor sorts are normally shoved in Ravenclaw on default. Some are so lucky to be put in with the
arrogantsuperior in Slytherin. Or something. And I guess there's gotta be one or so in Hufflepuff.no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 03:34 pm (UTC)Or drink yourself into a coma.I got that from everyone voting Ravenclaw. I'm a little surprised by the handful of Slytherin votes.
Even if that would make it easier to keep an eye on you.no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 03:40 pm (UTC)Would NOT. Tuh! Wilson, what do you TAKE me for? Drinking is irresponsible and bad for the BODY! Hallucinogenic drugs are way funner.
And, frankly, that might be a lot of the reason they are putting you here. Don't know WHY. I think I'm quite charming.
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Date: 2006-02-13 01:10 am (UTC)Charming as a snake.
How are you managing to get vicodin in this place?
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Date: 2006-02-13 05:58 pm (UTC)I have my hookups. *jingles the bottle*no subject
Date: 2006-02-13 06:02 pm (UTC)So I see.
getting pegged as the druggy.It's making me wonder why I'm
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Date: 2006-02-13 06:04 pm (UTC)You normally get that when you're offering to roll joints as your bribe.no subject
Date: 2006-02-13 06:06 pm (UTC)It was only one part of the bribe. I have more Sudoku puzzles then I do weed!no subject
Date: 2006-02-13 06:09 pm (UTC)You still offered. Weed tends to attract more attention than ... puzzles.no subject
Date: 2006-02-13 06:19 pm (UTC)So I see. Is Johnny always that... excitable?no subject
Date: 2006-02-13 06:21 pm (UTC)Actually, no. That was a little uncharacteristically loud. But he is known to ... lose his temper.