Application: James Wilson
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hh_mirror1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
String cheese, if that can be called cheese and not plastic.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
My oath requires me to first do no harm.
Besides, Barney can be useful for keeping children in the Cancer ward quiet and Carrottop seems to have self-destructed by himself. Now, if you had asked about, say, Tom Cruise...
3. What time is it where you are?
11:49am. Ten minutes until lunch, and the morning caffeine is wearing off.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
I would invite Tonks out for coffee. She is a lovely, mature lady
5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I would have to say that Harry should marry both of them (if gay marriage was legal). After all, in most mythologies the Hero Twins are well-nigh inseparable. For instance, The West African creator-pair are twins whose responsibilities are complementary. The Bamoun myth includes a pair of twins who constantly fought for supremacy until they were transformed into a two-headed snake, symbolizing unity over discord. However, Romulus and Remus never triumphed over their discord, and, when Remus fought with his brother over the size of his portion of the city which would become Rome, Romulus killed Remus.
Thus, Harry should marry both of them, or one of the twins will kill the other.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
House keeps dumping his paperwork on your desk, thinking you won't notice and will sign off on his charts for him. As though he doesn't have Cameron to do all his work for him.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I have a BS from Harvard in Biological and Biomedical Science, a Masters in Biomedical Science from UMass Medical School, and a Doctorate from Johns Hopkins, specializing in Oncology. I became the head of Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital Oncology Department when I was 35.
I hope that didn't sound like bragging.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I have some Portuguese Medical Journals, a couple of unused Sudoku puzzles
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Date: 2006-02-12 04:16 pm (UTC)Okay, I didn't mean tight tight. I wouldn't be talking to you then. That would be more male than I'd like to see. Of anybody. But I'll take your word for it. Loose. Sure.no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 04:48 pm (UTC)...*pouts* They are loose. Any looser, and they'd be falling off my hips which I'm sure you want as little as I do.no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 04:51 pm (UTC)All right, all right, okay. I GIVE up. They are loose. Only because I see enough of random kids thinking they're 'so ghetto' around here with their pants down to their knees.no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 05:04 pm (UTC)*smiiirks* Hah. Like I'd ever do that. *pouncetacklehug!*no subject
Date: 2006-02-12 05:08 pm (UTC)O.O;
*isn't very used to being hugged. Ever*
((You have rendered him speechless!!))
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Date: 2006-02-12 05:11 pm (UTC)*squeezes extra tightly for a moment, then lets go with a grin, tilts his head to a side innocently*
...What?
((*snickers* Ryuuji seems to do that a lot to people.))
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Date: 2006-02-12 05:17 pm (UTC)...N-nothing. Just ... the last time I was hugged ... it was an eight-year-old. A slightly delirious one at that.((First time it's happened to me xD))
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Date: 2006-02-12 05:57 pm (UTC)*laughs, gives him an extra bright smile*
Why was she or he delirious? And wow, ten years younger than me. Or maybe eleven.
((*snickers* Devi and Tenna are female, and Ryuuji's got better manners than to spontaneously hug a girl. Angel also gets the girl treatment and he doesn't know Mark well enough or get the 'I need a hug' vibe from him.))
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Date: 2006-02-13 01:03 am (UTC)::taps his foot:: AHEM. ::has a suspiciously bland expression plastered on his face:: Am I interrupting a moment?no subject
Date: 2006-02-13 01:13 am (UTC)*blinks and lets go of Dr. Grouchy, tilting his head at Wilson* Nope, not in the least! Are you guys boyfriends? *appears to be perfectly innocent*no subject
Date: 2006-02-13 01:17 am (UTC)*recoils in surprise* No! I'm married. *looks towards House and then away*no subject
Date: 2006-02-13 01:39 am (UTC)*blinks* Oh, right. Sorry about that, your reaction just resembled the type I get from jealous partners that jump to wholly unjustified conclusions. *obviously, gets that way too much*
Or you could have just jumped to conclusions and thought that he's way too old for me and been disapproving 'cause of that! *slides one hand into a pocket, offers the other to Wilson* Name's Ryuuji, the Slytherin Prefect.
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Date: 2006-02-13 04:36 am (UTC)James Wilson, it's a pleasure to meet you. *shakes Otogi's hand*
It's okay, I just get a little worried. House has a bad habit of getting interested in entirely the wrong people, because they're mysteries. He doesn't watch out for his own well-being, so I try to do it for him.
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Date: 2006-02-13 04:39 am (UTC)Pleasure to meet you too, Mr. Wilson.
*head tilt, sliding both hands into his pockets again* Oh? He's been pretty good about staying out of trouble so far, from what I've observed at least. And as you've probably overheard from his reaction to my trousers, I'm really not his type anyway as well as way, way too young.
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Date: 2006-02-13 04:49 am (UTC)Really? I thought the cane was a big draw with the ladies.no subject
Date: 2006-02-13 05:11 am (UTC)Nope. I've yet to see him attract anyone at all, really. Could be that the competition's too tough, since he's in the House renowned for attractive males.no subject
Date: 2006-02-13 05:22 am (UTC)Renowned for it's attractive males? Why's HOUSE in Slytherin?(no subject)
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Date: 2006-02-13 05:34 pm (UTC)*shakes his head at the smile*
She was a cancer patient. Just getting out of recovery from surgery.
((Ah... *finger in air* Point. Although Mark could use a good hug every now and then. Bugger don't get out much.))
((And I just realized that Stacy did hug House in Failure to Communicate. But I'm taking liberties. I dun like her.))
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Date: 2006-02-13 10:17 pm (UTC)*blinks* Oh... Right. Well, there you go, then! I'll add you to the list of people I need to hug.((*snickers* Mark could, but he's in his twenties or so, right? Ryuuji only tends to hug people much older than him, or young enough that it can't be taken any other way. He's really very careful about not letting people misconstrue touches. XD))
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Date: 2006-02-14 02:34 pm (UTC)...If you insist. I can't say too many people go the hug route though....((I think he's more 18-20, or around there. I'm not sure. But that does make more sense, heeh.))
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Date: 2006-02-14 05:37 pm (UTC)Which is why you need them so badly!((Okay, then he's probably very close to Ryuuji's age, since Ryuuji's turning nineteen on Feb 28th. Definitely not a good person to hug in case Mark gets the wrong idea. ^_~))
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Date: 2006-02-14 05:40 pm (UTC)I don't NEED anything. Not 'sides my little buddies. *wiggles pocket with his pills*((Except ... I'm a terrible Mark/Roger shipper, so I'm constantly thinking of Mark as quite openly gay *mucho headdesk* Dunno if this Mark will have, er, liberties.))
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Date: 2006-02-14 05:51 pm (UTC)...Why you deserve them, then?((No wonder you didn't seem worried about Mark/Bridge! *cracks up* And what do you mean, liberties?))
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Date: 2006-02-14 05:54 pm (UTC)I was about to ask you the same question.((I don't mind slash at all, hee. I was quite excited to find somebody reluctatn xD And I just mean because Mark is ... QUITE obviously straight in the show, but he might not be able to maintain that at Hogwarts. Particularly if a Roger shows up out of the blue.))
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Date: 2006-02-14 06:01 pm (UTC)No, you weren't. *laughs* You were going to ask why you deserve being hugged, which is different from my question. And I think you deserve being hugged because you're a pretty cool person, way too isolated, and haven't been hugged enough. *doesn't mention feeling sorry for him out of respect for his pride*((*dies* Right then. Have fun!))
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