Application: James Wilson

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
String cheese, if that can be called cheese and not plastic.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
My oath requires me to first do no harm.

Besides, Barney can be useful for keeping children in the Cancer ward quiet and Carrottop seems to have self-destructed by himself. Now, if you had asked about, say, Tom Cruise...

3. What time is it where you are?
11:49am. Ten minutes until lunch, and the morning caffeine is wearing off.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them?
I would invite Tonks out for coffee. She is a lovely, mature lady who might not be averse to having a "deep conversation".

5. If you are pushing to be in:

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I would have to say that Harry should marry both of them (if gay marriage was legal). After all, in most mythologies the Hero Twins are well-nigh inseparable. For instance, The West African creator-pair are twins whose responsibilities are complementary. The Bamoun myth includes a pair of twins who constantly fought for supremacy until they were transformed into a two-headed snake, symbolizing unity over discord. However, Romulus and Remus never triumphed over their discord, and, when Remus fought with his brother over the size of his portion of the city which would become Rome, Romulus killed Remus.

Thus, Harry should marry both of them, or one of the twins will kill the other.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
House keeps dumping his paperwork on your desk, thinking you won't notice and will sign off on his charts for him. As though he doesn't have Cameron to do all his work for him.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I have a BS from Harvard in Biological and Biomedical Science, a Masters in Biomedical Science from UMass Medical School, and a Doctorate from Johns Hopkins, specializing in Oncology. I became the head of Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital Oncology Department when I was 35.

I hope that didn't sound like bragging.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.

I have some Portuguese Medical Journals, a couple of unused Sudoku puzzles and I can roll a mean joint.

Comments

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

House has been alienating people since he was three years old. Please don't expect him to stop on my account.

[lp-drumline7.livejournal.com]

That has to be at least a little bit of an exaggeration. Although I used to shove kids into mud puddles and blow chewed up chalk in the faces of kids who celebrated Valentine's Day and I don't hit werewolves with canes or tease ... paperclips.

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

That's what he says, but I've known him for about a decade, and he's only gotten marginally more annoying in that time. He hit a werewolf?

[lp-drumline7.livejournal.com]

Known him for a decade? And you haven't caused severe bodily harm yet? Damn, you've gotta have willpower. Yyyyeppp. Fenrir didn't bite'r anything after, but still. Think the thing was a little surprised, actually.

[has-great-ties.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It's just one of those things. He's my friend, believe it or not. I think I'm grateful. House is bad enough. House with PMS would be worse.

[lp-drumline7.livejournal.com]

Ah, I kind of know exactly what you mean. Try having the adult version of a kid on pixy sticks on PMS. Ahhaaha.