Setsuna Mudo, Angel Sanctuary

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

Current Application: Setsuna Mudo, order according to you people.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

We don't have much cheese where I come from, and I'm not actually fond of it. I also don't see what this has to do with a school application. Do I have to pick one? I guess...mozzarella.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Okay, aside from being utterly annoying, why kill either of them? Unless they come after me first, I don't see why I should.

3. What time is it where you are?

Heh. I don't have a watch right now. Would you settle for, it's obviously night time?

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

If I have to answer these questions, Tonks, but only because she can change her appearance....

5. If you are pushing to be in:

I don't have a preference, but I'm just going to answer the two I can think of answers for. And I don't think Hufflepuff is a place I want to be.

B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Whoever he loves. In fact, why should Fred and George hook up with Harry? What if they don't want to? What if they want to be together? Shouldn't they be allowed to be? I think they should.

C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Who cares why it is - I'd be concerned with getting away from the desk and avoiding the paperwork, myself. Then at least there would be a reason it's covered with papers.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

Umm.... *searches through pockets* See, I'm kinda low on cash at the moment, especially since I just spent some to get here. *holds out a ball of lint* I have this. And this. *holds out a receipt* You can have my receipt for the last meal I had, if anyone likes collecting these things.

Wait, that's really stupid. Who does like collecting receipts? Maybe a really obsessive compulsive packrat, but otherwise....

How about this, I'll promise you that when I get an awesome bribe from one of these sorting things, I'll give it to you if you like it/want it. Deal?

Comments

[damien-thorn.livejournal.com]

IF I take your ball of lent, does that mean I have to give up chocolate?

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine. Lint, you damn picky people. Do you have any idea how long it took me to get the hang of your language in the first place?

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

Senpai! Hey!

Wow...you're oddly overly happy. And what are you doing here? *grins*

I'm only here because I ran away from that stupid military school 'kaa-san insisted I go to. But then I didn't know where to go. I heard around this was a safe place. Very hard to find. So I thought, why not? And here I am.

Now, why aren't people actually voting?

[oth-peyton.livejournal.com]

Fred and George are brothers, in fact, they're more than that; they're twins. I'm all for open minded, but that's wrong!

And lent? Like... Jesus in the desert?

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

Nah.... Lint. I still have issues with this language.

Look, I know I don't have much right now, but I swear, if I get anything really awesome from these sortings, I'll give it to you if you want it. First thing I get you like and see, it's yours.

And I should have known my response to the Harry question would get that kind of reaction. *sighs*

[coxinsox.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd say "you suck" even without the to-HOO-tally creepy "Flowers in the Attic" vibe ya gave off just there, as I do in fact have much more interesting things in the pockets of my lab coat or, actually, on the bottom of my shoes, but you went ahead and gave it that little extra bit of flavor, SO:

You suck you suck you SUCK you suck you suck you su~~~ck you suck you suck you suck YOU suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck, la-dee-da, you suck.

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

*finds the application itself a bit dull, but sees the applicant chatting very animatedly with Kira. It's not dullwittedness that explains the application. Which means the applicant may simply have found the application impossible to take seriously. Which, frankly, is understandable.*


Which house would you prefer? I think I shall pass on the offer of lint, if it's all the same to you.

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

I figured not many people would like that bribe. Don't worry. It's just...damn. Do I have to say this all over again? I swear, first thing I get from a sorting that you want (as long as no one else wants it), you can have it. No joke. As long as it's not a huge sum of money. I need that.

As for House.... I don't know. What House is Kira in? And what's so special about the Houses anyway?

[rukia-chan.livejournal.com]

I'm leaning towards Ravenclaw, but before I make any final decisions...

Why don't you want to go to Hufflepuff?

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

The name just implies you're fuzzy and fluffy, and I don't want that kinda association. Something wrong with that?

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

I should squib you for that pathetic bribe, but seeing as you know Sakuya....

I suppose I could make an exception if you keep good on your word. First thing from a sorting you gain and I want, it had better be mine, or I'll make you regret it.

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

You don't trust easy, do you? I promise it. I'll give you whatever you want. *holds out hand*

And yeah, yeah...I know, the bribe sucks. Wait. Who the hell are you to be calling Kira by his given name? How could you be so familar with him? Kira doesn't let anyone do that.

What are you to him?

*smirks* Oh. I know. Boyfriend?

[keygirl-dawn.livejournal.com]

Do you just *really* not want in here or something? Because with a lack of bribe, you're probably going to get squibbed by everybody, not just the Jailbait Psychopath and her wacky friends. Also, the Hat totally gets all the bribes anyway, so you won't impress it. Maybe you could offer your services. What sorts of things can you do? Food always goes down pretty well, no pun intended. Can you cook? Whoring yourself out is always an option, too, I've noticed.

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

But I don't have anything. That's not a lie. I do want in here, but I lack in the material possessions department right now.

Can't do much either. Can't cook, don't really like chores. I can fight, though, but I wouldn't suggest that, since I start getting all tired when I see blood. Sorry, I want in, but not that badly. That sounds more like something Kira would do.

[5000yearold.livejournal.com]

Kira seems to know and like you, so I'll humor him. What house would you like?

[cpt-pierce.livejournal.com]

You're getting a lot of Ravenclaw votes, but honestly, I'm seeing a lot more old-school Gryffindor.

[oth-peyton.livejournal.com]

I said that too, but he didn't want to wear spandex up his ass. *giggles*

[alucard-tepes.livejournal.com]

I'll pass on the lint and receipt. As well as the offer to sleep with your friend. The remaining bribe might be useful...

Are you human?

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

Can't blame you for passing up the bribes. And Kira, that was a joke. *grins* I'll remember the other one, though. And you can just find me in sortings and point out the first thing I get that you want.

Yeah, I'm human. That's a really odd question.

Are there a lot of non-humans here?

[[*snicker* He's human, but not? >D Reincarnated fallen angel, and not aware of it, for the record. *telling, just in case*]]

[wolfram-jyari.livejournal.com]

What are your objections to the Hufflepuff House!?

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

I just don't like the name, okay? Is that a problem?

[wh0-kill3d-m3.livejournal.com]

What is it you want to hide out here from?

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

...the military school I ran away from. My mother forced me to go to it, and I just want to get back home, to Japan. They're kinda looking for me right now. You guys aren't going to send me back, are you?

Vote: Gryffindor

[researcher42.livejournal.com]

You sound like Gryffindor material to me.

Can I have the lint?

Re: Vote: Gryffindor

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

Thank-you! Another vote! I'll take it.

.... *stares for a moment* Are you serious?

Ravenclaw

[thranduils-son.livejournal.com]

*finding nothing particularly objectionable about this applicant and his answers, decides to forgo the bribe* It would be rather remiss of me to separate two lovers? such good friends. Ravenclaw.

Re: Ravenclaw

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

...We're not lovers. Just really good friends. Have known each other for a while, but hey, we'll be whatever you want if it gets me a vote in the right House. Even better.

Thanks a ton. You're definitely a reasonable person. What's your name? I want to know so I can give you a future bribe if you like it.

[luciferincarnat.livejournal.com]

We've got plenty of empty, and comfortable, beds in Qanonreip!

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

...No. That sounds so wrong.

Ravenclaw. I insist.

[ringoate-mybaby.livejournal.com]

Hey. You seem like a Gryffindor, but if you want to be with your friend...

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

Yeah, everyone's saying that. Thanks all the same, but I'm not fond of spandex. I'd much rather be in Ravenclaw, for other reasons than just Kira.

That is, if you don't mind. *grins* And the bribe is honest. I'll give you the first thing I get in a sorting you want, other than money, and it's restricted to just one time. Deal?

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

Right here, blind ass. *smirks, speaking up from behind Kira*

And...I guess I just wait for the Hat now, right? How long does that usually take?

Re: Ravenclaw

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

Thanks, kid! I really appreciate the vote. And yeah...sure. First thing I get you want, I'll hand it over.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

Well, lint is just about the last thing this Hat needs. But I see you're offering more than just lint. I also see that you've explained to others your reluctance to be placed in Hufflepuff, so I won't berate you for that. Now, beyond that, you seem to have a difference of opinion with your friend Kira. Can you explain it to me?

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

*perks up from Kira's shoulder when the Hat shows up, eyes blinking* Oh wow! It really is a talking Hat. *grins*

Hello there. Someone already took the lint anyway, and for you I Kira went out of his way, and spent his money to bring back have cookies! *hands over the sugar cookies* One of the nice girls, Laura, I believe, told me you have a sweet tooth.

And...Kira and I have a difference of opinion on a lot of things. Which one do you mean?

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

You do seem to be quick witted, and to have mastered the use of striketags, and if you're going to be drinking in Ravenclaw with Kira, anyway and bringing me more cookies, then you do belong in Ravenclaw.

Your bribe has been accepted.

Welcome to Ravenclaw!

Awesome! Time to crash....

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

Yay! Don't worry, you'll be getting tons more cookies. Do you have a favorite type, or should I just get you a variety pack?

Thank-you! You rock for this. And now I can go lay down in a bed! I need to ask Kira where his room is.

And again, you're an incredible Hat. Keep up the good work! *gives a wink and thumbs up*