Setsuna Mudo, Angel Sanctuary

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Current Application: Setsuna Mudo, order according to you people.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

We don't have much cheese where I come from, and I'm not actually fond of it. I also don't see what this has to do with a school application. Do I have to pick one? I guess...mozzarella.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Okay, aside from being utterly annoying, why kill either of them? Unless they come after me first, I don't see why I should.

3. What time is it where you are?

Heh. I don't have a watch right now. Would you settle for, it's obviously night time?

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

If I have to answer these questions, Tonks, but only because she can change her appearance....

5. If you are pushing to be in:

I don't have a preference, but I'm just going to answer the two I can think of answers for. And I don't think Hufflepuff is a place I want to be.

B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Whoever he loves. In fact, why should Fred and George hook up with Harry? What if they don't want to? What if they want to be together? Shouldn't they be allowed to be? I think they should.

C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Who cares why it is - I'd be concerned with getting away from the desk and avoiding the paperwork, myself. Then at least there would be a reason it's covered with papers.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

Umm.... *searches through pockets* See, I'm kinda low on cash at the moment, especially since I just spent some to get here. *holds out a ball of lint* I have this. And this. *holds out a receipt* You can have my receipt for the last meal I had, if anyone likes collecting these things.

Wait, that's really stupid. Who does like collecting receipts? Maybe a really obsessive compulsive packrat, but otherwise....

How about this, I'll promise you that when I get an awesome bribe from one of these sorting things, I'll give it to you if you like it/want it. Deal?

Comments

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*perks up from Kira's shoulder when the Hat shows up, eyes blinking* Oh wow! It really is a talking Hat. *grins*

Hello there. Someone already took the lint anyway, and for you I Kira went out of his way, and spent his money to bring back have cookies! *hands over the sugar cookies* One of the nice girls, Laura, I believe, told me you have a sweet tooth.

And...Kira and I have a difference of opinion on a lot of things. Which one do you mean?

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*The Hat grins down at him* Yes, I am indeed a talking Hat!

Cookies? Yes, I love cookies! *The hat takes them from him and begins noisily munching on them.* That would be Miss Palmer, I believe. Yes, she's quite correct. I do like sweets on everyoccasion. These are quite lovely. Thank you for them. *It snarfs down a few more cookies*

Ah, the difference of opinion I was referring to has to do with where you should be sorted. You seem to wish to be in Ravenclaw, and he's voted Gryffindor for you. I simply wondered why. Then again, you don't impress me as drunk a typical Ravenclaw. Then again, we do have a few other non-typical Ravenclaws.

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

You are the most awesome thing I've seen in a long, long time.

You're more than welcome. I'll be happy to get you tons more, as long as you don't Squib me, 'kay?

Oh...that. That's because I want to be in that House. It sounds more fun, and Kira's in it. Kira thinks I fit the old school description of Gryffindor, though. I'm inclined to agree, but, I don't fit the new one at all. I don't wear spandex, and am not prone to emotional fits of self-pity.

As for the drunk part...hey, Kira's my best friend, and I assure you, he's a typical Ravenclaw, and I drink out with him often enough. Besides, even if you put me in Gryffindor, I'll just spend most of my time wherever he is. It's really a waste of time to put me in Gryffindor, in that case, don't you think?

And if you put me in Ravenclaw, I'll get Kira to go out and get more of those cookies for you.

[ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com]

*The Hat puffs up and preens quite a bit* Yes, I am a magnificent specimen of enchanted hat, am I not?

I most certainly won't squib you, sir. Though I would like of course appreciate more cookies. These are very tasty!

Well, I thought Kira was smart enough to figure out the difference between old and new. He is in Ravenclaw himself, after all. You wouldn't look half bad in spandex, of course, but as you are averse to it, and I can't see you in black eyeliner bemoaning your horrible life, either, I agree you'd probably be better off in Ravenclaw.

'Nuff said! Consider it done!

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

Yes. You should tell whoever enchanted you they did a great job. *smiles*

I'll see about getting more for you, then. No harm in that.

Well, he is. He's aware the difference, hence he thinks I fit the older standards. But...you guys don't seem to be using those. What do you mean horrible life? It's great! Especially if you're putting me in with Kira, and these sortings turn out really well. I should be seeing a lot more of you, I hope. I kinda like talking with you.

YES!