Setsuna Mudo, Angel Sanctuary
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Current Application: Setsuna Mudo, order according to you people.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
We don't have much cheese where I come from, and I'm not actually fond of it. I also don't see what this has to do with a school application. Do I have to pick one? I guess...mozzarella.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Okay, aside from being utterly annoying, why kill either of them? Unless they come after me first, I don't see why I should.
3. What time is it where you are?
Heh. I don't have a watch right now. Would you settle for, it's obviously night time?
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
If I have to answer these questions, Tonks, but only because she can change her appearance....
5. If you are pushing to be in:
I don't have a preference, but I'm just going to answer the two I can think of answers for. And I don't think Hufflepuff is a place I want to be.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Whoever he loves. In fact, why should Fred and George hook up with Harry? What if they don't want to? What if they want to be together? Shouldn't they be allowed to be? I think they should.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Who cares why it is - I'd be concerned with getting away from the desk and avoiding the paperwork, myself. Then at least there would be a reason it's covered with papers.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Umm.... *searches through pockets* See, I'm kinda low on cash at the moment, especially since I just spent some to get here. *holds out a ball of lint* I have this. And this. *holds out a receipt* You can have my receipt for the last meal I had, if anyone likes collecting these things.
Wait, that's really stupid. Who does like collecting receipts? Maybe a really obsessive compulsive packrat, but otherwise....
How about this, I'll promise you that when I get an awesome bribe from one of these sorting things, I'll give it to you if you like it/want it. Deal?
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Date: 2006-06-10 01:08 am (UTC)You sure you're not sleeping with him? He's getting all bitchy with me.
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Date: 2006-06-10 01:48 am (UTC)But actually...someone said the Hat is the one you really need to impress with a bribe, and if you don't, you don't get in. But I really don't have anything.
Do you, by any chance, have anything I could give the Hat? And I swear I'll pay you back, with something just as good, or whatever you want. Except, I won't sleep with you, damn it. Wait. You have money? *one raised eyebrow*
I see. Sounds like you see quite a bit of him, then. You accustomed to it already?
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Date: 2006-06-10 02:44 am (UTC)Well, I only need your help because I ran away, that's it. If it wasn't for that, I wouldn't need it. Stop making it seem like I depend on you so much. And I already said I don't want to sleep with you. Go sleep with your uptight friend. Looks like he could use it. Seriously.
And after this? I won't need your help for anything. After all, I got a vote out of Kaiba without your help. *mutters* He even made me sign a damn contract, but didn't even vote me into the House I wanted.
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Date: 2006-06-11 04:34 pm (UTC)Yes! Thanks a ton, Kira! *reaches out for cookies* What type did you get? I hope the Hat likes them.
Yeah, I thought Kaiba seemed like that. But why do you think that? *sly smile* Already tried? And why can't you just wear him down anyway? Or you don't want to?
*pulls away from the hair ruffling and frowns a bit* Of course I won't. I don't need your help. Remember? Contract bastard. I handled that one all on my own, with no help from you. *sticks tongue out*
Heh. *easy going smile* Well, if I make it into Gryffindor, you'll get to finally see it! I'll make sure of that. Though, I'm more accustomed to just going wherever you are, so I'll probably spend more time in Ravenclaw anyway.
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Date: 2006-06-11 05:03 pm (UTC)*happily looks at cookies* Well...I have no idea what type hats like. *smirks* Maybe you should have gotten a variety pack.
And don't worry, I know you're really into chicks too, but he is on the pretty side. His brother's only prettier. And I noticed, for anti-social prick, he's hanging around you a whole ton. I'm just thinking your odds couldn't be all that bad with him. When I see a girl show interest in you, then I'll start teasing you about her.
Nah. *gets close to Kira's ear, then yells out* You didn't say it loud enough! *full out beaming smile - he's enjoying the hell out of this*
You wish. It's more like, I have a better chance of getting a meal at your place. But...you guys don't order out here, do you? How do you get your meals? I hope you don't cook them. I'm not up for food poisoning, thanks.
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Date: 2006-06-11 06:00 pm (UTC)Because you're too much of a dumb ass to. *bright smile* But that's okay. I think these will make do. *despite all the banter, doesn't really want to make Kira go out of his way again, and is just playing around*
Yeah, so if I learned from you, that makes you worse than cruel.
*yells back* That's because you're not good enough, Kira. *smug grin*
Well, whatever it is, does the cooking taste better than yours? That'll be good enough for me.
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Date: 2006-06-11 06:27 pm (UTC)*winces a bit* I know, I know. I didn't mean I don't think they're good enough. I just don't know if this Hat is going to like them. I swear, I'll pay you back, first chance I get.
Worse, definitely worse. Which is worse than evil, too.
Hey! *lightly elbows Kira in the side, and tries pulling away* it's the truth! You already know you're not my type.
And yes, your cooking is that bad. You know it too. Not like mine's any better.