Setsuna Mudo, Angel Sanctuary

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

Current Application: Setsuna Mudo, order according to you people.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

We don't have much cheese where I come from, and I'm not actually fond of it. I also don't see what this has to do with a school application. Do I have to pick one? I guess...mozzarella.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Okay, aside from being utterly annoying, why kill either of them? Unless they come after me first, I don't see why I should.

3. What time is it where you are?

Heh. I don't have a watch right now. Would you settle for, it's obviously night time?

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

If I have to answer these questions, Tonks, but only because she can change her appearance....

5. If you are pushing to be in:

I don't have a preference, but I'm just going to answer the two I can think of answers for. And I don't think Hufflepuff is a place I want to be.

B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Whoever he loves. In fact, why should Fred and George hook up with Harry? What if they don't want to? What if they want to be together? Shouldn't they be allowed to be? I think they should.

C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Who cares why it is - I'd be concerned with getting away from the desk and avoiding the paperwork, myself. Then at least there would be a reason it's covered with papers.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

Umm.... *searches through pockets* See, I'm kinda low on cash at the moment, especially since I just spent some to get here. *holds out a ball of lint* I have this. And this. *holds out a receipt* You can have my receipt for the last meal I had, if anyone likes collecting these things.

Wait, that's really stupid. Who does like collecting receipts? Maybe a really obsessive compulsive packrat, but otherwise....

How about this, I'll promise you that when I get an awesome bribe from one of these sorting things, I'll give it to you if you like it/want it. Deal?

Comments

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

*finds the application itself a bit dull, but sees the applicant chatting very animatedly with Kira. It's not dullwittedness that explains the application. Which means the applicant may simply have found the application impossible to take seriously. Which, frankly, is understandable.*


Which house would you prefer? I think I shall pass on the offer of lint, if it's all the same to you.

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

I figured not many people would like that bribe. Don't worry. It's just...damn. Do I have to say this all over again? I swear, first thing I get from a sorting that you want (as long as no one else wants it), you can have it. No joke. As long as it's not a huge sum of money. I need that.

As for House.... I don't know. What House is Kira in? And what's so special about the Houses anyway?

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

*raises eyebrow* In fact I have no need of any bribe.

The House into which you are sorted determines into which stereotypical niche your peers thereafter assume you fit. For example, should you be sorted into Gryffindor, your peers will expect you to wear a textile called 'spandex' and term your behaviour 'emo.' I believe Mr Kira is in Ravenclaw, as am I, which means we are expected to overindulge in alcohol.

*hears something going on in another Sorting area, leaves momentarily and returns*

There is something you can do for me, after all. Tell me if you know anything of this Mad Hatter being. Is it an evil clown?

Screened for the doctor and the devil.

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

*very interested* Oh? It would give me great pleasure to assist in any small way with the disposal of evil clowns. Can you tell me more?

Screened for the doctor and the devil.

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

I see. It is well that I have not yet squibbed said clownlike being, then. Fighting fire with fire, clown with clown?

Screened for the doctor and the devil.

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

Does it matter at all where the creature is sorted?

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

Then you're all right with me. Some jackass is giving me trouble over the bribe. *sighs* Apparently doesn't believe I'm serious. But I am, seriously.

Err...I don't like spandex. It's pretty uncomfortable, so I don't think I'd like to be in that House. I'm starting to look at Ravenclaw now, since Kira's there and getting smashed all the time doesn't sound too bad.

Sorry. Never heard of them. But sound really weird to me, if I just go by names, that is. And you shouldn't do that, but Mad Hatter has to be a personally given name, as I don't know of any parents that would name their kids that. Probably a gang member.

vote: Ravenclaw

[estebanmd.livejournal.com]

Fair enough. Ravenclaw it is.

Re: vote: Ravenclaw

[swordandchalice.livejournal.com]

Thanks a ton!

And seriously, if you even want anything, just let me know. *beams*