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Current Application: Setsuna Mudo, order according to you people.

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

We don't have much cheese where I come from, and I'm not actually fond of it. I also don't see what this has to do with a school application. Do I have to pick one? I guess...mozzarella.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Okay, aside from being utterly annoying, why kill either of them? Unless they come after me first, I don't see why I should.

3. What time is it where you are?

Heh. I don't have a watch right now. Would you settle for, it's obviously night time?

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

If I have to answer these questions, Tonks, but only because she can change her appearance....

5. If you are pushing to be in:

I don't have a preference, but I'm just going to answer the two I can think of answers for. And I don't think Hufflepuff is a place I want to be.

B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Whoever he loves. In fact, why should Fred and George hook up with Harry? What if they don't want to? What if they want to be together? Shouldn't they be allowed to be? I think they should.

C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Who cares why it is - I'd be concerned with getting away from the desk and avoiding the paperwork, myself. Then at least there would be a reason it's covered with papers.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

Umm.... *searches through pockets* See, I'm kinda low on cash at the moment, especially since I just spent some to get here. *holds out a ball of lint* I have this. And this. *holds out a receipt* You can have my receipt for the last meal I had, if anyone likes collecting these things.

Wait, that's really stupid. Who does like collecting receipts? Maybe a really obsessive compulsive packrat, but otherwise....

How about this, I'll promise you that when I get an awesome bribe from one of these sorting things, I'll give it to you if you like it/want it. Deal?