OOC: Goodbye New Zealand...

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...And I'm sorry, Australia, but you're about to be lived in by yet another Kiwi. So, yes, I'm moving to Melbourne, Australia in a few days, but I thought I'd throw the notice up now. Obviously because my tagging might be very slow for the next few days, because I won't be able to start any new threads, and as of late-Monday the 11th (NZ time) I won't have the internet at all.

I might gone a few days, or a few weeks - it depends on how nicely things fall together, but here's hoping for the best. I will miss you all until then <3

As for my characters, as of today:
House has decided upon an impromptu vacation to New York, where his vacation will entail doing the exact same thing that he does every day - watching TV and irritating strangers. And totally not avoiding the people that know that his birthday is on the 11th, of course not. He'd never do such a thing.
Nathan Explosion is hanging around in his room trying to write the lyrics of his new song Pig Herpes.
Bernard Black is doing what he does best - getting drunk at the Ravenclaw bar, 24/7.
Ed is chained up in a room somewhere, so that he doesn't eat brains. Silly zombie.
Tara is camping out on school grounds and doing her witchy thing.
The Easter Bunny is, no doubt, lounging in his teachers office, feeling cool, high and mighty.
Edward Scissorhands is trimming the school bushes. (Not the dirty kind of bushes, people. For shame.)
(Edit: Because the characters in applications have now been sorted :D)
Scar is sulking in his room because he really doesn't want to do the Hugs Booth.
Ivy Tamwood has also run off - going back home to retrieve her wardrobe, her motorcycle and everything else. Including Rachel's stuff.

...I have way too many characters. But yes, farewell, lovelies <3

DADA Sign Ups!

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A poster appears on the main school board, a scant few lines of flowing script with a blank piece of parchment underneath. The parchment is charmed to copy down all interested student's information into Lily's own personal roster so that she could assign work groups.

Defense Against The Dark Arts Class

will be held this coming Friday, the fifteenth of June

in the DADA classroom on the first floor.

All interested parties please sign up below.

Note: Supplies needed for this class are a copy of Dark Arts Creatures Native to Britain by Felphs Wagglemont (available in the library) as well as your own wand. If you have trouble procuring either of these, please owl Professor Evans or her assistant, Mssr. Sirius Black, immediately.

Additional recommended reading materials:

Boggarts - an Intellectual Discussion of Design by Jonathan McCormath
Common Myths Regarding Common Creatures by Allison DuKept and Brafflemeen Vandergrap
Swish and Flick: How to Move Your Wand so as Not to Blow Off Your Own Head by Windlemere O'Malley
Protection in the Wild (a collection of essays on Dark Arts creatures and their unique abilities) released by Crossed Wands Publications

( And Now For Some Very Important OOC Announcements! Plz To Read! )

Open RP: The Return of Maou and Hufflepuff

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( Splash! )

Owl to Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward

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( I have a little problem... )

Application for Yoda, Star Wars

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Yoda appeared in the Sorting Room with a lack of fanfare. Just one tiny green Jedi looking very old with swamp mud on the hem of his worn robes and leaning on a gnarled wooden cane. He sniffed the air, ears twitching a bit, and smiled at nothing in particular. "An interesting place, I have come to. What is this?" He hobbled over to a table where the application sat, climbed up onto a chair with some effort, and looked over it, chewing on his gimer stick cane. "A school, this is?" He watched with some interest as a quill pen next to the parchment snapped to attention, ready to record his words. "Very interesting."

( You think Yoda stops teaching, just because his student does not want to hear? Yoda a teacher is. Yoda teaches like drunkards drink, like killers kill. )

"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. Yoda
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. Yoda
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. Yoda
One day, marmalade will rule the world. Yoda

[[Open RP]] Getting Drunk to Forget

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Ofdensen declares this day a fiasco. End of story. He stormed over to the Slytherin bar as quickly as possibly.

"One of something that'll make me forget today happened."