Ryuuji: Hello, Hogwarts! This is Ryuuji, Slytherin Prefect-
Mai: And Mai, Ravenclaw lurker-
Ryuuji:
Lurker?! That sounds so unpleasant. You've got to have a better title than that.
Mai: What's in a name? That we call a rose would-
Ryuuji: By any other name not fit in the system of labelling?
Mai: Ryuuji, dear?
Ryuuji: Yes?
Mai: Shut up.
Ryuuji: ...*laughs*
Mai: *laughs as well* Anyway, as my nitpicking partner-
Ryuuji: I don't nitpick, I just like things to be accurate!
Mai:
As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted, *mock scoff*, by my
nitpicking partner, welcome to WART eighteen! Your hosts today, assuming we can get it together-
Ryuuji: Hey, we make a great team!
Mai: We talk over each other.
Ryuuji: Only because you won't shut up to let me speak.
Mai: Ryuuji, dear?
Ryuuji: ...Let me guess, I should shut up?
Mai: *dryly* Quite.
Ryuuji: ...
Mai: *laughs* First up to the bat, we're opening off with a request from Molly Hayes,
19-2000, Soul child remix by the Gorillaz!
( And the show goes on. )Mai: Well, that was convenient for you, wasn't it? Anyway, the Floo lines are now open, so call in if you want to discuss love, life, necrophilia, other sexual kinks, nail polish, gender issues, the emphasis on cheese in this school - what about the lactose intolerant people?- or just anything at all.
Ryuuji: We're here, we're bored, and we're going shopping when we're done.
Mai: ...As far as mottos go, I think it lacks something.
Ryuuji: We should make a new one up while we're waiting for callers.
Mai: Oh, and one more note! Tomorrow's DJ will be
Oliver Wood so even if you don't Floo us, make you sure you get your songs in to him!
Ryuuji: What do you think of 'bright, beautiful and better than you' as a motto?
Mai: Would it look good on a t-shirt?