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[OOC: Yes, it's squib-bait, people. Fire away.]
Applicant: Sindin Otogi
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'm not necessarily fond of cheese, but Chaource. That's easy--its French origin would have everything to do with my response.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Neither, as I don't have to. I have someone who should be delighted to do his father yet another favor and kill them both for me.
3. What time is it where you are?
If you must be technical about it; it's 6:03 pm.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
That is entirely a waste of time, but if these questions must be answered, Nymphadora Tonks, of course, as I've heard she can change her appearance. *smirk*
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Unhappily Ever After.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Aside from forty to fifty years of magical knowledge (ranging from Shadow magic to Chakra based magic), I'm aware my son, Ryuuji Otogi, is quite...popular here. I'm certain he would be most grateful to those whom don't squib me.
Applicant: Sindin Otogi
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'm not necessarily fond of cheese, but Chaource. That's easy--its French origin would have everything to do with my response.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Neither, as I don't have to. I have someone who should be delighted to do his father yet another favor and kill them both for me.
3. What time is it where you are?
If you must be technical about it; it's 6:03 pm.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
That is entirely a waste of time, but if these questions must be answered, Nymphadora Tonks, of course, as I've heard she can change her appearance. *smirk*
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Unhappily Ever After.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Aside from forty to fifty years of magical knowledge (ranging from Shadow magic to Chakra based magic), I'm aware my son, Ryuuji Otogi, is quite...popular here. I'm certain he would be most grateful to those whom don't squib me.