May. 2nd, 2006

[identity profile] zimthemighty.livejournal.com
The doors to the Great Hall swung open and Zim stood there, green face turned purple with rage, dark eyes metaphorically aflame. If looks could kill, Dib would have been roasted, eviserated, vivisected, molecurly rearranged, and finally, forced to watch Hee-Haw reruns.

"Hours, Dib. Hours I spent wandering this place, thanks to you. Were it not for the creatures known as House-Elf, I woiuld still be wandering. You are fortunate, Dib that I wished to be in top form today and thus went to bed instead of expressing my displeasure when I arrived at this . . . dorm room that we are to share."

In actuality, Zim had been so tired, he'd collapsed in bed for his sleep cycle. Upon waking, he'd begun looking through his books and finally found the perfect spell for dealing with the Dib human. Unfortunutly, he'd missed the warning scrawled in the margin; "Whatever you do, NEVER use this. Worst mistake I ever made. I'd sooner kiss a Muggle. -T. Riddle."

Zim removed his wand and pointed at the ceiling. "Doom, DIB! DOOM! This spell will summon a minion that will put an end to your meddling! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE!"
[identity profile] hero-killer.livejournal.com
After spending his time kissing Primavera and otherwise spending his time realizing just how utterly lovely she was, Victor decided that he wanted to let the rest of the world know just how much he liked her. So he wandered out of the small room, swaying a bit as he walked, and smile a bit fuzzy around the edges as he muttered to himself about neon tubing and the correct chemicals to get the brightest pink. He wanted to create a monument to her beauty on the lawn in front of the castle, where Primavera would be able to see it if she looked out her window.

He really wasn't looking where he was going, though. Or paying much attention to what he was doing with his wand.
[identity profile] imdoctorjack.livejournal.com
For anyone who hasn't already, go to www.youtube.com and type in "Brokeback goblet". As fellow HP fans I'm sure that you'll appreciate the glorious Harry/Ron and Harry/Cedric slash. It's hilarious!

In fact, if you just type in "spoof" then you'll find a couple of good ones.
[identity profile] imdoctorjack.livejournal.com
Jack arrived at the appointed place, behind the shed, and stared at the mass amounts of alcohol before him. Jack had seen many strange and unusual things, especially at Hogwarts, but this. He sat down beside Sawyer and handed out the shot glasses to the assembled people including Charlie, Hurley and Sawyer. He fills his up then raises it. "To us, and the night of completely unhealthy binge drinking we are about to endure. Cheers!"
[identity profile] jd-octor.livejournal.com
JD held on to the owls several minutes longer than necessary, wondering whether the offending owls should be sent or not. Enclosed on one was a note to Jack Harkness, who he met at his sorting. He was nervous because he'd never actually went on a date with another man before. There was also the more common what if he doesn't like me? thing going on. The other owl had a note to a Mr Morphin. "Screw it." he says and launches the poor birds out the window.

Owl to Jack Harkness )

Owl to Morphin )

He then strode away to his new Hufflepuff house common room before he could change his mind.
[identity profile] onnastick.livejournal.com
'Allo 'allo 'allo, and good evening! 'S me, your good friend, Iron Chef, and purveyor of fine mostly pork pies and sausages, CMOT Dibbler! Tonight I'm bringin' the music with rocks in, playing your requests, and taking your calls. We got a great show tonight with lots of stuff, so let's get this show on the road!

But first, I would be remiss if I failed to mention that next up at WART is the lovely and vivacious Nymphadora Tonks, who'll be taking your requests and playing your music. And after her is the Doctor -- *sound of paper being shuffled; pause* -- which Doctor? We got so many of 'em here. Well, it's the one who requested this song, "Anthem of Our Dying Day" by Story of the Year:
http://beta.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=2232FF20329D8E85
Lyrics

And after the Doctor, you'll be entertained by young Mr Logan Echolls. Don't forget, WART is an all-volunteer project! I wanted to sell ads to get an extra sickle or two for all of us, but they wouldn't hear of it, more's the pity. If you want t'be added to the list, let us know!

Read more... )

And that's it for the Dibbler show on WART. Don't forget to get your requests in to Miss Tonks for the next show. Floo lines are open, so if you want to call in, feel free. We even got a grate here so's it can be anonymous.

Have a good 'un!
[identity profile] ugly-old-hat.livejournal.com
Two quick reminders, everyone:

1. Please vote on applications! Comments and RPs in applications are fine and great and wonderful, but the Sorting Hat also needs your votes. Lately we've had a lot of situations where either the applicant has been asked a question and never responded, or the applicant has responded but the character asking has not followed up with a vote. If you can't remember what applications are open, please click on the "open apps" link on the sidebar, or this post in the Hat's journal. This should also serve as a reminder to applicants to please tag their applications.

2. Please, please, please, add your information to the Contact Info post! And if you've added it already, but taken on new characters since you did, please update your info!

Many thanks!

Damien and Liz,
Co-Mods
[identity profile] cafpowgirl.livejournal.com
((After Morfin's support group, Sara led Abby back to the Ravenclaw dorm, where hse promptly went to sleep exhausted.))

When Abby awoke, at first she was shocked. Then, the events of the previous day sank in and she realized she was still blind. After questioning several Ravenclaws, she found her way to the bar and sat down. She requested a beer, which was promptly delivered to her. "Thank you.." she spoke to the mysterious bartender. Taking a sip, she was pleased at how good it was.

((Arranged meeting with [livejournal.com profile] savvy_jack_s but anybody who wants to can stop by))
[identity profile] perpetual-smile.livejournal.com
Gin strolled down the dreary stone corridors of Hogwarts. He had a few more things he planned to do soon, and the one he was most looking forward to was to track down Byakuya and harass him a little. It was just like old times, running into the other shinigami while out walking in Seireitei.

So, on a meandering path along the strangely changing stairs and long hallways, Gin followed the familiar trace of Byakuya's spirit power, heading vaguely in the direction of the Great Hall.
[identity profile] big-broomstick.livejournal.com
Open for Gryffindors

Oliver had left the Great Hall feeling pretty good after eating a magic chocolate. As he made his way to the Gryffindor common room his head was filled with plans. Those traitorous Gryffs needed to know how awesome Slytherin really was. When he got back to his room Oliver set to work.

Twenty minutes later he was finished.   He had tried to find Slytherin-type clothes to wear, but could only find a day-glo green shirt and black bike shorts.  He sat under a large banner that he had hung in the common room. It read:

LONG LIVE SLYTHERIN!  BRING BACK SNAPE!

 

[identity profile] catremistrae.livejournal.com
((Backdated to the morning after the chocolates.))

The adventures of Afin )

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