Rex Greene - Midnighters series

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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I... Cheese? Really? Well... Pizza is a staple, so whatever's on that. I think mozzarella.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
These questions are getting exponentially weirder. Neither..? I don't really know who Barney or Carrottop is. I mean, Barney's the dinosaur guy, obviously, but... I don't really watch TV. It hurts my eyes.

3. What time is it where you are?
11:12 and counting. Forty-eight more minutes, come on...

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sexually harass? I'm 16. People my age don't... Okay, wait. I'm in high school. You'd think I'd know better.
Er. I'd rather not harass anyone, if that's okay. I have a girlfriend. ... And trust me. She'd know.

5. If you are pushing to be in:
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I remember reading something about this in the lorea book! Which ... is kind of like mythology. Anyway. There were these midnikids: Jonathan *flinches slightly at the name*, Stephen and Louis. Stephen and Louis were brothers, but they both liked Jonathan, which was already scandalous enough, considering... I think most eldersold people frowned upon things like that. Or something. Jonathan ultimately ended up going with Louis and leaving the area for the two to fend for themselves because they were sick of the ridicule.

So... whichever boy is closer to Harry's age, he should go with. ... Fred looks younger.


C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
This is a pretty big school... It's a ridiculous amount of paperwork for one person to handle, I'd imagine, so it'd prove difficult to catch up with how many teachers? worth of papers.


6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
Uh, let's see. I could... teach you to read some lore symbols. Not that you know what that is. *scratches head* I don't exactly have that much. *glances around* I do live in a trailer. Hmm. Geez, I dunno. I have some ... cool boots that don't fit me anymore... if you have size 9.5 feet. They're all buckle-y and such.

More OOCness

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((The fun always ends quicker than you think.))

A box of chocolates sits on a table

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The box is sitting on a table in the Great Hall. A note is taped to the box. It reads:

Hey guys!

I bought some chocolates from Honeyduke's, but I can't finish them all. Take some!

Roxy

The note covers up the warning label about the magical properties of the chocolates.

((No, they aren't poisoned. If something happens that is entirely up to you.))

Psyche catches up on divine social commitments

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( Owls to Glory and Hermes )

Owl from Dib to River (backdated)

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((This owl should be considered backdated to about a day after the Masquerade. Yeah, I'm terribly late with this one... -.-))

River,

Thanks for agreeing to let me talk at you at the Masquerade. I'm ready if you are...? Would you like me to come to Professor Maturin's office, or should we meet somewhere else?

Dib

Have you seen this wizard?

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Tonks had arranged to meet with Sirius this evening, but they hadn't decided on a place. She makes her way towards the Slytherin dormitories, hoping to find him there or someone who knows where she can find him. In her arms she has a pile of advanced transfiguration textbooks.

((Looking for Sirius, but open to anyone in the area.))

For Morfin's support group it is time! (open RP, in Great Hall)

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Morfin feels extraordinarily wise. All the better to help everyone at the first meeting of his schoolwide support group!

There is a circle of chairs set up for group therapy, and long tables bearing the promised pizza and brownies. Morfin sits happily in an armchair that's been dragged to the circle. He can't wait to help everyone!

Though they may be a little surprised at the personality change wrought by Roxy's magic chocolate...