WART 8 With DJ Dibbler!
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hh_mirror'Allo 'allo 'allo, and good evening! 'S me, your good friend, Iron Chef, and purveyor of fine mostly pork pies and sausages, CMOT Dibbler! Tonight I'm bringin' the music with rocks in, playing your requests, and taking your calls. We got a great show tonight with lots of stuff, so let's get this show on the road!
But first, I would be remiss if I failed to mention that next up at WART is the lovely and vivacious Nymphadora Tonks, who'll be taking your requests and playing your music. And after her is the Doctor -- *sound of paper being shuffled; pause* -- which Doctor? We got so many of 'em here. Well, it's the one who requested this song, "Anthem of Our Dying Day" by Story of the Year:
http://beta.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=2232FF20329D8E85
Lyrics
And after the Doctor, you'll be entertained by young Mr Logan Echolls. Don't forget, WART is an all-volunteer project!I wanted to sell ads to get an extra sickle or two for all of us, but they wouldn't hear of it, more's the pity. If you want t'be added to the list, let us know!
We'll start off here with a dedication from future WART DJ Logan Echolls for his friend Oz, who Echolls says "needs to hear some newer music". This is "White Moon" by The White Stripes. Now this is music with rocks in!
http://download.yousendit.com/690250CA2AD35AA5
This is from Mr Morfin Jones, my fellow Hufflepuff and leader of support groups. It's dedicated "to Depo-Provera, the drug that makes everything possible!"
...
A song for a drug. Right. Here you go, Morfin: Tom Jones and Natalie Imbruglia with "Never Tear Us Apart".
http://download.yousendit.com/F8BF86A12352A5AF
Next up is a request from your friend and mine, Mr Damien Thorn, who says, "I'd like to dedicate the Pet Shop Boys song 'The Sodom and Gomorrah Show' to the entire school. 'Sun! Sex! Sin! Death and Destruction!' We have all of those except the sun."
http://s52.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=33VU71FQBPJYV1FPJJL57QJ44O
Sex? How come no one told me about that?
By request of the Lady Door, one of my very own House prefects, here's "Golden Eyes". Enjoy it, miss!
http://download.yousendit.com/5974CD27244BD260
Another one from Mr Echolls, for his Charms tutor, "Clap Hands", by Tom Waits.
http://download.yousendit.com/C54A98EB09691644
...er, d'you and your Charms tutor get along, Mr Echolls? Never mind.
From the lovely lady Psyche, we have a dedication for "the usual person". Usual person, you're a very lucky ... individual, I think. This is "A Case of You", performed by another lovely lady, Tori Amos.
http://download.yousendit.com/372C6B0927CEC967
Here's a fine little song for Agent Cooper, "Sanomi" by Urban Trad. Enjoy it, Cooper! Hope you can understand it, though, 'cos I sure can't.
http://download.yousendit.com/DD3C5F543326EF00
And just for Mr Echolls's listening pleasure, we've got the Raveonettes with "Love in a Trashcan".
http://download.yousendit.com/1826FA283832005F
Here's "All That You Have Is Your Soul" by Tracy Chapman, from Psyche and dedicated to "her fellow optimist", who she's got a message for, and I quote: "Good advice is awful, isn't it?" *pause* Hm. Can't say as how I get it, but it prolly means something. Hope you know what it means, fellow optimist!
http://download.yousendit.com/71DB37D27A6BE00D
The lovely Miss Luna Lovegood sends in a poetical sort of cautionary tale. Catchy, innit? It's "Ozymandias." Sing along, folks!
http://download.yousendit.com/41A21C0D75C31517
Lyrics
For young master Calvin, we've got Lonnie Donegan singing "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On the Bedpost Overnight?)"
http://download.yousendit.com/CB895A653A4033E1
Calvin's also made us a request on behalf of his friend Hobbes, who wants to hear They Might Be Giants' "Birdhouse in Your Soul". They Might Be Giants. Huh. That reminds me of somethin', what was it ... Anyway, here you go, Hobbes.
http://download.yousendit.com/EA1666725606A453
Master Calvin also notes that he built a birdhouse once, and says, "The bird got kind of...stuck inside. You know, they really ought to tell you what kind of glue to use, and how much." Master Calvin, I know what you mean about birdhouses. One of my enterprises was Dibbler's Bargain Birdhouses, and it really looked like it was going to work out great, y'know? 'Cept we used too many nails, and ... well, that's not fit hearing for a youngster's ears. However, wood glue's best. And you only need a bit.
Ahh ... here's another dedication from one of myscarier fellow Hufflepuffs. Miss Sadako's requested Folk Underground's "Rue the Day". Here you go, Miss. Please don't hurt me.
http://download.yousendit.com/D4AB9B3E10607F78
Our librarian, Mr Bernard Black, always has the best taste in music, doesn't 'e? Today's no mistake. Here ya go, Mr Black -- Shane McGowan and the Popes, with "Nancy Whiskey".
http://download.yousendit.com/81CF940E4723E35F
Lyrics
And one more from Psyche, also for "the usual person" -- lucky person -- we've got Iron and Wine's "Such Great Heights".
http://download.yousendit.com/C981034B1549843F
Anonymous dedication time! We always seem to get a bunch of these here at WART, although this show seems to have fewer than usual, only three of 'em, in fact.
This one, Mugison's "What I Would Say In Your Funeral," goes out to a lady in Slytherin.
http://download.yousendit.com/AA8DF19F5A4B19DD
This one's not only anonymous -- they didn't even say who it's goin' out to. I hope you people out there are good at readin' clues. Anyway, it's Richard Thompson's "She Twists the Knife Again." *pause* Come to think of it, I wouldn't want to know if this one was for me, y'know?
http://download.yousendit.com/37D4899919DA3B43
Lyrics
And here's one more anonymous, this one going out to "my dinner companion". It's "All Night", by Sam Phillips. Heh. Heh heh.
http://download.yousendit.com/BD2DE8195D92B48D
Lyrics
We're gonna close out the show here with a song that gives me a great deal of pleasure to play. It's from my good friend in Gryffindor, the House of Heroes -- Mr. George Oscar Bluth II! He says, "I first recorded this one for a member of my own family... but I think maybe the Hogwarts family could use it, too." GOB, you're a good man with great taste in music -- and fine singing talent to boot, as you'll see, 'cos this is his very own rendition of "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You". Thank you for sharin' it with us all!
http://download.yousendit.com/5DF67BDC0B907571
Lyrics
And that's it for the Dibbler show on WART. Don't forget to get your requests in to Miss Tonks for the next show. Floo lines are open, so if you want to call in, feel free. We even got a grate here so's it can be anonymous.
Have a good 'un!
But first, I would be remiss if I failed to mention that next up at WART is the lovely and vivacious Nymphadora Tonks, who'll be taking your requests and playing your music. And after her is the Doctor -- *sound of paper being shuffled; pause* -- which Doctor? We got so many of 'em here. Well, it's the one who requested this song, "Anthem of Our Dying Day" by Story of the Year:
http://beta.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=2232FF20329D8E85
Lyrics
And after the Doctor, you'll be entertained by young Mr Logan Echolls. Don't forget, WART is an all-volunteer project!
We'll start off here with a dedication from future WART DJ Logan Echolls for his friend Oz, who Echolls says "needs to hear some newer music". This is "White Moon" by The White Stripes. Now this is music with rocks in!
http://download.yousendit.com/690250CA2AD35AA5
This is from Mr Morfin Jones, my fellow Hufflepuff and leader of support groups. It's dedicated "to Depo-Provera, the drug that makes everything possible!"
...
A song for a drug. Right. Here you go, Morfin: Tom Jones and Natalie Imbruglia with "Never Tear Us Apart".
http://download.yousendit.com/F8BF86A12352A5AF
Next up is a request from your friend and mine, Mr Damien Thorn, who says, "I'd like to dedicate the Pet Shop Boys song 'The Sodom and Gomorrah Show' to the entire school. 'Sun! Sex! Sin! Death and Destruction!' We have all of those except the sun."
http://s52.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=33VU71FQBPJYV1FPJJL57QJ44O
Sex? How come no one told me about that?
By request of the Lady Door, one of my very own House prefects, here's "Golden Eyes". Enjoy it, miss!
http://download.yousendit.com/5974CD27244BD260
Another one from Mr Echolls, for his Charms tutor, "Clap Hands", by Tom Waits.
http://download.yousendit.com/C54A98EB09691644
...er, d'you and your Charms tutor get along, Mr Echolls? Never mind.
From the lovely lady Psyche, we have a dedication for "the usual person". Usual person, you're a very lucky ... individual, I think. This is "A Case of You", performed by another lovely lady, Tori Amos.
http://download.yousendit.com/372C6B0927CEC967
Here's a fine little song for Agent Cooper, "Sanomi" by Urban Trad. Enjoy it, Cooper! Hope you can understand it, though, 'cos I sure can't.
http://download.yousendit.com/DD3C5F543326EF00
And just for Mr Echolls's listening pleasure, we've got the Raveonettes with "Love in a Trashcan".
http://download.yousendit.com/1826FA283832005F
Here's "All That You Have Is Your Soul" by Tracy Chapman, from Psyche and dedicated to "her fellow optimist", who she's got a message for, and I quote: "Good advice is awful, isn't it?" *pause* Hm. Can't say as how I get it, but it prolly means something. Hope you know what it means, fellow optimist!
http://download.yousendit.com/71DB37D27A6BE00D
The lovely Miss Luna Lovegood sends in a poetical sort of cautionary tale. Catchy, innit? It's "Ozymandias." Sing along, folks!
http://download.yousendit.com/41A21C0D75C31517
Lyrics
For young master Calvin, we've got Lonnie Donegan singing "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On the Bedpost Overnight?)"
http://download.yousendit.com/CB895A653A4033E1
Calvin's also made us a request on behalf of his friend Hobbes, who wants to hear They Might Be Giants' "Birdhouse in Your Soul". They Might Be Giants. Huh. That reminds me of somethin', what was it ... Anyway, here you go, Hobbes.
http://download.yousendit.com/EA1666725606A453
Master Calvin also notes that he built a birdhouse once, and says, "The bird got kind of...stuck inside. You know, they really ought to tell you what kind of glue to use, and how much." Master Calvin, I know what you mean about birdhouses. One of my enterprises was Dibbler's Bargain Birdhouses, and it really looked like it was going to work out great, y'know? 'Cept we used too many nails, and ... well, that's not fit hearing for a youngster's ears. However, wood glue's best. And you only need a bit.
Ahh ... here's another dedication from one of my
http://download.yousendit.com/D4AB9B3E10607F78
Our librarian, Mr Bernard Black, always has the best taste in music, doesn't 'e? Today's no mistake. Here ya go, Mr Black -- Shane McGowan and the Popes, with "Nancy Whiskey".
http://download.yousendit.com/81CF940E4723E35F
Lyrics
And one more from Psyche, also for "the usual person" -- lucky person -- we've got Iron and Wine's "Such Great Heights".
http://download.yousendit.com/C981034B1549843F
Anonymous dedication time! We always seem to get a bunch of these here at WART, although this show seems to have fewer than usual, only three of 'em, in fact.
This one, Mugison's "What I Would Say In Your Funeral," goes out to a lady in Slytherin.
http://download.yousendit.com/AA8DF19F5A4B19DD
This one's not only anonymous -- they didn't even say who it's goin' out to. I hope you people out there are good at readin' clues. Anyway, it's Richard Thompson's "She Twists the Knife Again." *pause* Come to think of it, I wouldn't want to know if this one was for me, y'know?
http://download.yousendit.com/37D4899919DA3B43
Lyrics
And here's one more anonymous, this one going out to "my dinner companion". It's "All Night", by Sam Phillips. Heh. Heh heh.
http://download.yousendit.com/BD2DE8195D92B48D
Lyrics
We're gonna close out the show here with a song that gives me a great deal of pleasure to play. It's from my good friend in Gryffindor, the House of Heroes -- Mr. George Oscar Bluth II! He says, "I first recorded this one for a member of my own family... but I think maybe the Hogwarts family could use it, too." GOB, you're a good man with great taste in music -- and fine singing talent to boot, as you'll see, 'cos this is his very own rendition of "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You". Thank you for sharin' it with us all!
http://download.yousendit.com/5DF67BDC0B907571
Lyrics
And that's it for the Dibbler show on WART. Don't forget to get your requests in to Miss Tonks for the next show. Floo lines are open, so if you want to call in, feel free. We even got a grate here so's it can be anonymous.
Have a good 'un!
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via the anonymous Floo line...
Date: 2006-05-02 03:28 pm (UTC)Say, CMOT Dibbler, can you give me advice?
I like cheese... but it's been on the inside.
*sound of a page turning*
Of a cow. How icky. But I like cheese. Whatever can I do, Mr. Dibbler?
Re: via the anonymous Floo line...
Date: 2006-05-02 03:30 pm (UTC)Heheh, well, Mr B-- Anonymous Caller, I'm not sure. I know what y'mean about cheese, though. Milk fulla bacteria. Wouldn't it be grand if there was some kind of cheese that'd never seen the inside of a cow?
Re: via the anonymous Floo line...
Date: 2006-05-02 03:36 pm (UTC)Milk that's not from inside a cow? Laugh heartily. Why, Mister Dibbler, that would be.
*sound of a page turning*
Magic.
Re: via the anonymous Floo line...
Date: 2006-05-02 03:46 pm (UTC)*dramatic pause*
Magic. Cheese!
Re: via the anonymous Floo line...
Date: 2006-05-02 03:56 pm (UTC)Magic. Cheese?
Wow. If such an amazing thing existed, I would wish it was.
*page turns*
Delicious... and affordable.
Re: via the anonymous Floo line...
Date: 2006-05-02 03:58 pm (UTC)MAGIC!
And it's never been inside of a cow!
Re: via the anonymous Floo line...
Date: 2006-05-02 04:01 pm (UTC)It's Magic Cheeeeeese --
It's never been inside a coooow!
My, where did that singing come from?
Um.
Bye.
Re: via the anonymous Floo line...
Date: 2006-05-02 04:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-02 05:37 pm (UTC)I'm new here and I heard you have pretty shrewd mind for business I
was wondering if you could advise me, old horse!
What do think of the idea of training Veelas as chourus girls,and then becoming their manager?
Is it good idea? because I think it's pippin!
no subject
Date: 2006-05-02 05:46 pm (UTC)*sound of a book being pulled from the shelf, pages being turned*
...lessee, thestrals, trolls, unicorns ... ah, Veelas. Hmm. Says here they throw handfuls of fire when angry, so you'd better be careful when negotiating with 'em, eh? And they might not take so well to the training, y'know. On the other hand, anything's possible, innit? Chorus girls. Now that'd be a sight...
*sigh. pause*
Er, anyway. Tell you what, find yourself a veela first and see what she says, eh? Then maybe she'd be able to find some like-minded friends, and go from there. That help any, old son?
no subject
Date: 2006-05-02 06:02 pm (UTC)We'll split the profits sixty- fifty.no subject
Date: 2006-05-02 06:07 pm (UTC)Well, now, see, I've already got a fair bit tied up in the Magic Ch -- in other projects. But if they were to turn a profit, then ...*sound of quill scratching on paper*
Tell you what, my friend, find us -- me -- us a Veela, and we'll see what we can do, eh?no subject
Date: 2006-05-03 01:45 pm (UTC)Jolly good! You won't regret it, Old Horse!no subject
Date: 2006-05-02 10:36 pm (UTC)Ronnie Soak here. I heard someone call in to remark on the need for magic, hygienic cheese that would be delicious and affordable.
I just wanted to mention to those interested that I do, in fact, sell that.
no subject
Date: 2006-05-02 11:22 pm (UTC)Well, I bet it's never ... I mean, I bet it's seen the inside of a cow!
no subject
Date: 2006-05-02 11:35 pm (UTC)I, unlike some of my competition, sell a lot more than cow cheese.
no subject
Date: 2006-05-02 11:52 pm (UTC)Um.
Well. Heheh. We're, ah, an equal opportunity space here at WART, Mr Soak. Heheh. So ah, thanks for calling. Really. Yeah.
*sound of quill scritching on paper, very intensely.*
no subject
Date: 2006-05-03 12:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-03 12:13 am (UTC)*more quill-scratching noises*