Seto, Ryuuji, persocom RP.

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((Seto's lost it and built a persocom!Ryuuji. Ryuuji's not exactly happy to find a robot version of himself, and argues with it. And for a change, he loses the argument! Slightly disturbing for insanity, but that's it.))

( Coin-operated boy/all the other real ones that I destroy/cannot hold a candle to my new boy/and I'll never let him go/and I'll never be alone. )

The Dragon & The Knight: Enter the Labyrinth - Part 1

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((---OOC: Terry / Ryuuji in the late hours of the 28th leading to the 29th. A flurry of letters leads to a long late night rendezvous where things become somewhat heated. Cut tag is from John Mayer. Love Song For No One. Hopefully it is 'appropriately' angsty. I've been told that's required. ---))

( I’m not sure who I’m looking for )

The Dragon & The Knight: Enter the Labyrinth - Part 2

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((---OOC: Part 2. Still slightly heated. Same cut tag source.---))

( I’ll know it when I see you )

closed RP: River and Stephen: debriefing

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(( After leaving Fillerbunny's room, the pair have made their way back to their quarters in the dungeons, intent on discovering what has happened there, and needing privacy to discuss the events of the day prior... ))

( i guess i'm an underwater thing / i'm liquid running / there's a sea secret in me )

(( OOC: Typical River/Stephen warnings, I guess, though as of right now I don't think it's heading in that direction. A spy and a psychic assassin reacting to having their bodies taken over by unknown forces for a day? Not exactly in the mood. However, if you want to witness Stephen's extreme smoothness as he compares River to a flock of bats, this is the RP for you.

Now with gratuitous geranium references.))

Back again, thank gods.

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((Open RP to anyone who wants to chat with Susan on her way through Ravenclaw House, the common room, and the Great Hall.))

( When we open our eyes and dream we open our eyes )

Ship names? We need more ship names!

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Given the amount of crack pairings running around, I think it's high time we started coming up with names for those ships. Nny/Teatime is Sturdy Tables, but what would Stephen/River be? What would Ryuuji/random student be?

Crack pairings need crack pairing names too, so let's get started!

(I'll add the names we come up with as we go along.)

( Current ship names )

( Ships who need names! )

A note, (belatedly) warded for Ryuuji and Dick:

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Hey,

Does anyone happen to know who was in my body on April 1st? I'd like to have a quick chat with them*.

- N

* No violence, I promise.

Application for Moltar

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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I'm not big on the whole cheese thing, but if I had to choose, I'd say mozzerella. It burns well.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
We did shoot Carrottop in the face once during our show, so assuming he's still dead, I'd say Barney.

3. What time is it where you are?
We don't tell time in space.

4.If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member ofthe Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would youharass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Tonks.

5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
A bar? Hmmm. The Bar from... FROM HELL! Because everything'd be all on, on fire... ... ... and you'd have to drink everything on fire, becuse it'd all be alcohol and so it would, it would burn too... forget it. I don't care anymore. What's the next question?
B.Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies tobolster your argument.
Can I change my answer from question from number 2 to Harry? I forgot how much I hate that ki- I can't? He wasn't a choice? Damn.
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times,even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
God hates you. Everyone knows that.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
Well, uh... um... uh.........I could take off my helmet and show you my face... if you'll give me a dollar.

6.Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I know Batmantis.

Potions class announcement! Now with OOC info on partners!

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To all students who are enrolled or who wish to be enrolled in Potions:

A time has been set for our next class meeting: the evening of Tuesday, April 4. According to the signup sheet, the following persons are expected to attend Potions class:

( roll sheet )

If your name or title is printed incorrectly on this sheet, please contact me so that I may correct it. If you are presently enrolled but wish to drop the class due to a schedule conflict or any other reason, please respond to this notice to let me know. If you are not yet enrolled but wish to add the class, you are still welcome to enroll, and may respond to this notice to inform me of this.

(( OOC: The fine print. First off, I'll start posting stuff for the class at 8 pm Eastern Daylight Time, but of course the RP can continue well into the next day -- Stephen isn't going to interpret realtime as identical with gametime, so don't worry that you're going to get docked points or kicked out if you're not at the keyboard when I am. It would be appreciated if you let me know whether you can't make it at all, since I'm pairing up characters to work together on potions, and I don't want anyone to have an AWOL partner. But if something comes up, don't worry, Stephen will pair up unaccompanied students with one another on the spot.

The only way your char will be interpreted as having skipped class is if you tell me OOC that you want that. Otherwise, you can retroactively send Stephen an illness excuse or something of the sort. Ditto for interpretations of "leaving class early"; unless you tell me otherwise OOC, once your char shows up, they're interpreted as being there for the duration, since obviously Stephen isn't the sort to let people flit in and out of the room whenever they like.

A final note: Stephen is not inclined to hold personal 'detentions'. Characters who have genuine difficulty making their potion -- which will be a relatively foolproof one -- will be asked to serve a 'detention' with him that is in reality another chance for them to try to make the potion. Characters who are acting up or causing mischief in a way Stephen sees IC as being on purpose will be notified to serve a detention with Nny and Teatime. I don't want to send anyone's char to Nny and Teatime without OOC consent and ideally advance planning, so I wanted to make that clear. However, you are welcome to plan "accidental" mishaps insofar as the fairly foolproof potions assignment permits, or if your character is known to have some handicap that Stephen can't fault them for -- e.g., Real!Ron can't be held accountable for the misdeeds of Puppet!Ron.

Enough said? Any questions, feel free to bug me. ))

(( And... an OOC addition! Here is the info on which students will be partnered together, so you can arrange things between yourselves re timing or plot or whatever ...

( the pairs -- known only OOC )

closed RP: Stephen and Susan: how will we ever look one another in the eye again?

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It is well into the afternoon of April 2 when Stephen finally finds Susan's note, folded together with the one he had sent to his own body, in the pocket of his coat.

The leaf sign reassures him that it is not a ploy. Quickly, he writes a reply.

Yes. Greenhouse. This afternoon. And his own approximation of a leaf, rather less than the perfectly detailed rendering that he would have liked to give any botanical specimen, but then, time is always of the essence.

Wolfram von Bielefeld; Kyou Kara Maou

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( Because H_H + KKM = Double Dose of Crack )

::Heavily Warded Owl to Miss Susan Sto Helit::

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( You're on my mind every day and every night and you'll never go away cos I know you're here to stay for the rest of my mind )

RP, Wilson's in TROUBLE~ (House and Wilson)

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James Wilson stared at his best friend's House's final owl and sighed. House was getting testier by the moment, apparently, which meant that Wilson should probably get his ass (and Greg's vicodin) down to the dorms before someone keeled over dead from snark. He picked up the bottle of pills and shook them, trying to count how many were left.

He should have known he'd get the brunt of Greg's anger at Lana, whether or not he'd had a choice in the matter or not.

But here went nothing. Wilson headed out to meet up with the man he liked to pretend was his friend.

Signup for Care of Magical Creatures

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Please sign up here for the next Care of Magical Creatures class. For extra credit before class, define the term parthenogenesis and list three characteristics that separate mammals from the other classes of vertebrate animals.

Owl to Ancalagon, heavily warded.

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Ancalagon,

I have a slightly odd question to ask you - I'm having an argument with a friend of mine (nobody at this school is aware of me being anything other than human with the exception of two people) over whether dragons go into heat, how long it lasts, and when it happens. And since he won't take my word for it, could you reply to this owl with answers to those questions?

Thanks for helping out!

~Ryuuji

Owl to Terry

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( The owl shows signs of having been hastily written, and the rather vicious-looking dashes and splotches suggest the writer was not in a good state of mind. )

[rp, open to passers-by and anyone in range!]

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*A little boy (with a huuuuge head!) in a black trenchcoat, first year, freshly sorted, comes barreling out of the Great Hall.

He stops for a second, takes a looong deep breath, and then shouts at the top of his lungs, "IN YOUR FACE, WISCONSIN! IN YOUR FACE! I GOT IN! I ACTUALLY GOT IN!!"

The little boy spins around happily, laughing a HORRIBLY geeky laugh of triumph and sheer glee!*

Owls to Stephen & Chii

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( Owl to Chii, heavily warded )

( Owl to Professor Maturin, moderately warded )

Owls to Rukia and Maturin

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( Owl to Maturin )

( Owl to Rukia )

Closed RP, Yuan/Kratos

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(  Kratos tensed, knowing Yuan wanted a real answer this time... )

Snooch, Two Lumps

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Current Application:

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

    Mmmmm, cheese….*chomp*

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop? 

    Mmmmm, carrots…. *chomp*

3. What time is it where you are?

    Mmmmm, clocks…..* chomp *

         *opens mouth, birdie pops out and back in*

         *smiles contentedly*

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member
of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you
harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were
Sirius Black. 

    I’d sniff Crookshank’s butt and .. aww, he doesn’t count?  OK, then, I’d go
    and rub up against McGonagall’s leg for a while.  She smells interesting.
    Maybe I’ll sniff her butt, too.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you
bartend, in the dark.

    The Carpet Ship – Because after we’ve all had our rounds of catnip-
    flavored vodka, we all take rides on my carpet ship, and if we take rides on
    it the carpet ship, then it must be named “Carpet Ship”, right?

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred
or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your
argument.

     Fred gave me a catnip mousie so that I would say that George should marry
     Harry, which makes Fred a nice guy, and mama’s always said she should
     marry a nice guy, so Harry should marry a nice guy like Fred! 

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is
inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

     *bellyflops onto said desk, creating mass havoc, and causing the majority of
     the paperwork to fall onto the floor below*  What paperwork?

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

     Pettings of my belly makes everyone feel instantly better!!

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the
bribe.

    I bring great offerings of gooshyfood, ripe with gooshyness for the enjoyment
    of all! See the gooshy texture of the perfect food that is called gooshyfood, with
    it’s wonderful gooshy aroma the eminates from it’s shrine of gooshyness, that
    wonderful food, goo-*stomach gurgles*

         …

…

      Um.......

             Ah......

                                    …

* chomp *

    Uhh.... How about shiny shiny beads?  I collected a lot of them in New Orleans
    around March, and they’re SHINY!! SHINEY!!

Eiko/Mokuba RP: Magic Candy

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Continued from here.

( Outside the castle, at night... )

An Extremely Brief Announcement from the Sorting Hat

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As an aid to myself while sorting applicants, I have been keeping a magic list of unsorted applications. It is an especially magical list, in that new applications are added to it shortly after they are posted, and sorted applications are removed immediately after they are sorted. I originally kept this magic list under locks and heavy wards. But, I believe the enchantments placed upon it are strong enough that they cannot be tampered with, and I imagine it may be useful to the community in general. Therefore, the enchantments and locks have been removed, and all of you now have access to the Magic List of Unsorted Applications.

Please do check the list frequently, and don't forget to vote!

Resistance is Futons (Open RP, Especially to Hufflepuffs)

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Wherin 3 of 17 assimilates ( finds Hufflepuff. )