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Given the amount of crack pairings running around, I think it's high time we started coming up with names for those ships. Nny/Teatime is Sturdy Tables, but what would Stephen/River be? What would Ryuuji/random student be?

Crack pairings need crack pairing names too, so let's get started!

(I'll add the names we come up with as we go along.)

Nny/Teatime = Sturdy Tables
Nny/Teatime/Susan/Devi = Sturdy Tables
Jeeves/Wooster = Jooster
Ryuuji/Nightwing = Hugshipping
Crowley/Aziraphale = Office Romance
Bothari/Sadako = Drippy Basement
Paul/Irulan = No Kidding
Jason Todd/Tim Drake = World of Pain
Paul/Terry - Wardrobe malfunction!, Imperial Sugar Daddy
Godric/Sorting Hat = HMS Giving Head
Ginny/Harry = HMS Ten Ways to Make Harmonians Cry, HMS Orange Crush
Damien/Sugar Kowalchick = The Unholy End of the Lollipop, Sugar Cain
Eros/Psyche = Amor Vincent Omnia; Anima Vincent Amor, trueloveshipping, fairytaleshipping, soulmateshipping
Wooster/Madeline Bassett = The Perils of Being Preux
Nightwing/Tim Drake = Little Brother Is Watching (You Get Naked)
Ryuuji/Terry = Instinctshipping, Chocolate Side of the Force
Emma/Rita Skeeter = HMS Entitlement Complex
Susan/Teatime = Double Penetration
Lupin/Tonks = HMS Love Bites
Roland/Nny = Hair Trigger
Anne/Ryuuji = Dreamshipping, Darksidestalkershipping
River/Stephen = A Beautiful Mind
Chii/Hideki = Specialshipping
Kaiba Seto/Robot Ryuuji = Crossing Lines
Eiko Carol/Kaiba Mokuba = Sugarshipping
Anne/Emma = Primrose Path
Anne/Jayne = Leather and Lace
Bakura/Ultimecia = Shadowshipping
Bridge Carson/Mark Cohen = Lights, Camera, Action!
Cooper/Butlertron = Robocop
Cthulhu/Rita Repulsa = Creeping Chaos
Cthulhu/Flying Spaghetti Monster = Slithershipping
Ed Elric/Hermione Granger = HMS She Blinded Me With Science
Harry Potter/Ed Elric = HMS But What Are Your Thoughts On Yaoi?, HMS Philosopher's Stone
House/Wilson = Perfect Drug
Inara/Watson = Companions
Javert/Valjean = Love Undying
Kaiba Seto/Kaibaman = Stalkershipping
Legolas/Gimli = Into the West
Mystique/Cooper = Tilt-a-Whirl
Mystique/Nightwing = Spandexshipping
Puppet!Ron/Harry = HMS Naked Time
Rita Skeeter/Anita Blake = Skankshipping
Roland/Emma = Is that a Gun or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Ryuuji/Alucard = For the Love of Bob
Ryuuji/Oz = Snarkshipping
Simon/Kaylee = Shinyshipping
Kisaragi Yuffie/Uzumaki Naruto = Bouncy-Happy-Shinobi, Ninjashipping

(Ganked from Stephen-mun's list. This is an old list, so feel free to suggest pairings too!)

Charlie/Door

Charlie/Hermione

Charlie/Tonks

Faith/Mark Cohen

Faith/Ron

Gert/Chase

Gert/Victor Mancha

Kaiba Seto/Kira

Squee/Dib