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Current Application:

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Mmmmm, cheese….*chomp*

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Mmmmm, carrots…. *chomp*

3. What time is it where you are?

Mmmmm, clocks…..* chomp *

*opens mouth, birdie pops out and back in*

*smiles contentedly*

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member
of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you
harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were
Sirius Black.

    I’d sniff Crookshank’s butt and .. aww, he doesn’t count? OK, then, I’d go
    and rub up against McGonagall’s leg for a while. She smells interesting.
    ~~Maybe I’ll sniff her butt, too.~~

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you
bartend, in the dark.

    The Carpet Ship – Because after we’ve all had our rounds of catnip-
    flavored vodka, we all take rides on my carpet ship, and if we take rides on
    it the carpet ship, then it must be named “Carpet Ship”, right?

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred
or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your
argument.

     Fred gave me a catnip mousie so that I would say that George should marry
     Harry, which makes Fred a nice guy, and mama’s always said she should
     marry a nice guy, so Harry should marry a nice guy like Fred!

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is
inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

*bellyflops onto said desk, creating mass havoc, and causing the majority of
the paperwork to fall onto the floor below* What paperwork?

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

Pettings of my belly makes everyone feel instantly better!!

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you.
Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the
bribe.

    I bring great offerings of gooshyfood, ripe with gooshyness for the enjoyment
    of all! See the gooshy texture of the perfect food that is called gooshyfood, with
    it’s wonderful gooshy aroma the eminates from it’s shrine of gooshyness, that
    wonderful food, goo-*stomach gurgles*

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Um.......

Ah......

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* chomp *

Uhh.... How about shiny shiny beads? I collected a lot of them in New Orleans
around March, and they’re SHINY!! SHINEY!!