Application: Orc Peon (Warcraft)

[lazypeon.livejournal.com]

( Zug zug! )

Outside the Gryffindor Common Room

[late-born-myth.livejournal.com]

Psyche went first to the room she shared with Eros, but only long enough to scribble a brief note, and wrap a blanket around her shoulders. She was still shivering pretty continually, and she wondered in a vague way if there was something else she should do for that. As she stepped back out into the halls outside the Gryffindor common room, she stared at the paper she held. She was supposed to attach it to an owl, wasn't she? Where were the owls? She hadn't ever used one. They were...upstairs, somewhere? Oh well. She held the envelope up in her hand, and after half a moment's concentration, it vanished, sent to its destination.

((Having just had the shock of her immortal life, Psyche isn't feeling exactly her usual self. Now would be a good time for any characters who want to discuss something with her/yell at her for her involvement in V-Day/ply her with tea or brandy to come by and talk.))

( Note to the Hat )

::Heavily Warded Owl to Miss Susan Sto Helit::

[teatimeassassin.livejournal.com]

( It's written in a jerky hand even for Teatime, and perhaps sixty percent of the letter is struck out... )

Owl to Nny

[average-adam.livejournal.com]

Johnny,

I invited Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley to go flyin'. They both used to be on the Gryffindor Quidditch team so they can prob'ly show us all kinds of new things to do and it'll be a fun way to get to know them. They're both in Slytherin now for some reason...

Anyway, do you wanna come, too? You can invite Devi and whoever else you'd like.

-Adam

Two Owls

[average-adam.livejournal.com]

( Owl to Devi )

( Owl to Harry and Ginny )

Fuchsia in the library, waiting.

[sevencloudday.livejournal.com]

Fuchsia paced the library. She was waiting for him. Where was he? She could feel the old anxious, nervousness welling up inside of her. She sat down, she stapped her foot. She looked at the door.

S. Baldrick

[baldrick-sodoff.livejournal.com]

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Mouse cheese, it's not really but well, you need to tie a piece of cheese on to the end of your nose open your mouth then wait for the mice to run right in. Only Mr. B says the only mouse I could catch would be one without a nose cause my breaths straight from Satan's bottom.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

I could never kill Barney, otherwise we would never get any fresh milk. Though my old man said he would scrag our old Milkman, when I was a tot, if he stopped at our flat when Dad wasn't home anymore. I miss my 'Dad'.

3. What time is it where you are?

12:00, only its funny cause it's been 12:00 for ages and the clocks been flashing on and off for a while.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

My Mum said I wasn't never meant to harass anyone. But Mr. B says I harass people by existing, well I think that's what he said when he shoved my head down the privy.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bar tend, in the dark.

Turnip, cause I like them and people can come in talk about their interesting stories about turnips.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

St. Bernard the patron saint of bearded ladies is said to have had a pet weasel called George and she was drowned in a butt of cider by a guy named Harry. The Saint not the weasel, maybe it's sign.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I'm constantly disposing of it.

What does inundated mean? I like dates, if your desk was covered in dates it would get really sticky. Maybe some one doesn't like dates, and knowing you do put them on your desk. You must have nice friends.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

I have tried to better myself so I applied for the job of village idiot of Kensington. I got down to the last two, but I failed the final interview. I turned up. The other bloke was such an idiot he forgot to. I'm a good cook I know at least ten ways to cook rat, Mr. B said that if he didn't know it was rat he would have sworn it was something else.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

Mr. B always said that a way to a man's heart is through his wallet so I'm going to have to offer money. But I'm not sure what he really meant cause that's a funny place for any one to have their heart wouldn't it be very messy with all the blood. There is always my family heirloom, this pair of trousers has been in the family for three hundred years. My grandfather died in them and we haven't washed them since. Actually I think that my Dad did too.

School Newsletter, open to all

[fabulouslytacky.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Sorry I haven't been around, I've been sick and may be unable to do a whole lot in the way of RP'ing for a while. I'll try to be here as much as I can, but I can't make any promises. Also, don't get mad if this article destroys precious childhood memories. I destroyed the last of mine writing it. ~g~))

( Mario Mushroom Scandal )

A Trio of Owls

[waste-lock.livejournal.com]

( Owl from Nny to River )

( Owl from Nny to Susan )

( Owl from Nny to Teatime )

Simkin from the Darksword Quartet

[silk-simkin.livejournal.com]

( A talking teapot with an orange tea-cozy? How odd for an applicant )

OOC: Slug Club

[old-sluggy.livejournal.com]

I am really, really sorry about this guys, but the Slug Clubs planned for the next two weeks have to be canceled/postponed. I had an accident at work and due to that, it's extremely difficult to type that much. Sluggy, Walden and Narcissa won't disappear completely, but they'll be quiet for about two weeks or so, depending on recovery time.

Sorry to disappoint. =( Expect a really good meeting when I return, though!

Much love,
Toni

Owls, to Group Two

[persofanservice.livejournal.com]

( For Mokuba, Liddell-san, Calvin-chan, Hobbes, Carol-san, and Casil-san )

Mai and Ryuuji kick back at a punk concert, because friendship = forever, where they're concerned.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

( By morning we'll be free. )

(no subject)

[blizardridar.livejournal.com]

OOC-

Hey guys I'm really sorry but I'm kinda outta comission at the moment and might be for a while. School work + bitchy parents isn't a good thing. I'm really sorry but I'll try to start posting again when I have a chance...

Flying

[average-adam.livejournal.com]

Unable to wait any longer now that everyone had agreed to go flying with him, Adam sent owls to Nny, Susan, River, Kaylee, Teatime, Harry, Ginny, and Devi to let them know that he'd gone down to the Quidditch pitch and to meet him there. He snatched his broom and practically ran down to the field, excited to meet new people and get into the air once again.

Owls/belated V-Day gifts.

[dice-addict.livejournal.com]

( Owl to Sara. )

( Owl to Nightwing. )

( Owl to Adam. )

( Owl to Nny. )

( Owl to Oz. )

( Owl to Edgar. )

( Owl to Cthulhu. )

( Owl to Teatime. )

( Owl to Kira. )

( Owl to Crowley. )

( Owl to Voldemort. )

( Owl to Snape. )

( Owl to Alucard. )

( Owl to Aziraphale. )

( Owl to Psyche. )

( Owl to Chii. )

( Owl to Steerpike. )

( Others. )

Owl

[shi-no-duo.livejournal.com]

( Warded owl for Eros )

I'm Lucca (Chrono Trigger). Nice to meet you.

[lightofscience.livejournal.com]

( Here's the relevant facts. )

(no subject)

[lord-of-dragons.livejournal.com]

[[OOC note: Translated to Furbish for Kahnooloo's convenience (but not translated officially so everyone else can read it as well), though it was a pain for Seto to find the language and figure out how to work with it. That's why it took so long for him to send out an owl.]]

( Owl for Headmistress Kahnooloo )

(no subject)

[catremistrae.livejournal.com]

( A piece of paper is stuck on a bush outside the castle. On one side is written HELP )

Owl to Edgar

[damien-thorn.livejournal.com]

*heavily warded*

( A large, demonic-looking Rottweiler tracks Edgar down )

Main Entrance Hall RP - Dale and Mr Butlertron

[butlertron.livejournal.com]

Mr Butlertron is in the main entrance hall sorting out the class set of brooms. He's testing which ones are working and setting them aside. He also has a long list of names of quidditch players.

"Up!" grabs broom from the air. "That'll do for Teatime". "Up!" watches broom twitch on the floor. "Not so good."

Owls to Simon and Kaylee

[r-tam.livejournal.com]

( Owl to Kaylee, lightly warded )

( Owl to Simon, strongly warded for his eyes only )

Motosuwa Hideki, Chobits

[ordinarybumpkin.livejournal.com]

( Uhh...just tell me where Chii is, please? )

Application for Ulla (from The Producers)

[lovelyulla.livejournal.com]

( Vhen you've got it, flaunt it! )