::Heavily Warded Owl to Miss Susan Sto Helit::

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Dear Susan Miss Sto Helit Susan:

We ought to talk I have unaddressed matters to get to with you Hi! We should really have a little conversation soon about certain pressing matters. I should hate to put it off any more. What would you say to meeting me – at the place of your choosing, in the company of your choosing – somewhere that we could both decide on, with perhaps one or two mutual friends? I still don’t understand why most people don’t seem to like being alone with me

I won’t try to kill you I won’t try to kill you I won’t try to kill you I won’t try to kill you I won’t try to kill you And don’t worry about the poker unless you really feel like it, please. If you need a knife, I’d lend it to you

Love Hate Yours My affections Sincerely,
- Jonathan Mister Teatime