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hh_mirror((OOC: Taken from the end of the anime series, tons of spoilers and some speculation as the mun is still reading the manga which may or may not fill in the speculation later, depending on how it affects things [the mun has seen the anime more than 6 times already, but the manga is still being released in English]. In canon, he can only be a certain distance away from Akatsuki Chika [mentioned later] for a particular amount of time or his right hand will rot off. The mun is going with something about Hogwarts will prevent this for the convenience of playing him without a Chika. And, with the Japanese convention, Shito is his given name.))
What happens when a corpse becomes pregnant and gives birth? What would she give birth to? After seven years, another corpse, but since it has been born, it must live.
A cursed life, a cursed existence, a perfect monster.
Less than a year ago, that existence took a turn. In a fatal accident for all but two, dubbed by the news media as A-kun and B-kun because of their ages, Tachibana Shito's fate became entangled with a Ferryman named Bekkou and the headstrong Akatsuki Chika, B-kun. In a contract to preserve their lives, the both agreed to a life loan, a Zombie Loan, with a contract term of one year. To repay it, they had to catch illegal zombies, those who did not have such a contract, and send them on to the next world before the Reaper caught both them and their prey. To those able to see it, a black ring circled their necks, marking for the Reaper where his scythe could cut.
They had, however, done a favor for the Reaper and now had one less thing to watch for over their shoulders. But, there were still zombies to catch. Zombies that ran from them. Running made his socks slouch down. He hated that more than anything. He'd paused to pull up his socks, looking up to call after Akatsuki and Kita, but they weren't there. The city wasn't there. What was there shouldn't have been there.
He found himself in a room with stone walls. He'd been what passed as alive for a very long time and had never seen anything like this. He finished adjusting his socks and stood, looking around the room. To one side, a table with some papers on it, a feather hovering over them. There were doors, closed. Frowning, he walked over to them, trying them. They wouldn't rattle. As far as he could tell, they were merely pictures of doors on a wall. But to what purpose?
But, then, what purpose did people have for wanting to defy death? Did there have to be one?
He hated being locked in, but at least this time he wasn't handcuffed to a bed. He continued around the room, examining for anything. If he arrived, there must be a way to leave. Because of that contract, he couldn't be far away from that pest Akatsuki for long. He rubbed his right wrist, but it didn't feel wrong. The handcuff bracelet was there. He shoved it back up his arm, under his sleeve.
He continued to the stack of papers on the table. Maybe a clue would be there.
State your full name.
He looked around for a pen or something that looked like a writing instrument. Not finding one, he turned to examine the room again and found it unchanged. "Tachibana Shito," he said aloud, his voice sullen. If he had to fill out this stupid form to get out of this room, then he would. He had better things to do with his time, like hunt zombies to end his contract and be free of Akatsuki and Bekkou. An eyebrow rose when the feather danced over the page, writing his answer.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Shito frowned at the paper. "Chisu?" he muttered. "The end," he said, not bothering with the second part of the question. It didn't make sense to him anyway.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Is one of them a zombie?" he asked. With the quill writing down his answers, he maybe expected an answer. When one didn't come, he shrugged. "It doesn't matter if they're not."
3. What time is it where you are?
"Too late," he said grimly. It would be too late, if he didn't get out of here and return to take care of the zombie with He looked around the room, trying to see any changes in it. He had to get back to pay back his debt to...
Not that he really wanted to be with Chika. They were too different to get along.
But, if he didn't return quickly, that bastard would destroy something else in his room.
To what? Continue on as a perfect doll, a perfect monster? He wasn't truly alive and yet he didn't want to die. He rubbed his wrist again, still feeling nothing unusual with it.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
He read the question several times. Who were these people? "None," he said. "There are more important things to be concerned with." Just what they were, he didn't elaborate on.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Shito frowned at the question. He wasn't terribly clever. "Makkuro Bar," he finally said. While lacking creativity, 'Pitch Black Bar' did fulfill the challenge of the question.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"It doesn't matter," he said, his voice bitter. "Friendship, love, it's all just an illusion."
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Your assistant is useless," he said. These questions were becoming more tiresome as he continued. He looked around the room again, trying to see a way out. Was this some trap of the Xu Fu? Something that Toho had set up to punish him?
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
"No one that lives can live without touching another person, therefore no one is useless. Those who don't appreciate that are trash."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
He reached into his pocket. The only thing he had was some blueberry gum. He set it on the table, looking around for a door to open now that he'd finished this stupid quiz.
I have read the![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Tachibana Shito__
I have read thehogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __Tachibana Shito__.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Tachibana Shito__.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. __Tachibana Shito__
What happens when a corpse becomes pregnant and gives birth? What would she give birth to? After seven years, another corpse, but since it has been born, it must live.
A cursed life, a cursed existence, a perfect monster.
Less than a year ago, that existence took a turn. In a fatal accident for all but two, dubbed by the news media as A-kun and B-kun because of their ages, Tachibana Shito's fate became entangled with a Ferryman named Bekkou and the headstrong Akatsuki Chika, B-kun. In a contract to preserve their lives, the both agreed to a life loan, a Zombie Loan, with a contract term of one year. To repay it, they had to catch illegal zombies, those who did not have such a contract, and send them on to the next world before the Reaper caught both them and their prey. To those able to see it, a black ring circled their necks, marking for the Reaper where his scythe could cut.
They had, however, done a favor for the Reaper and now had one less thing to watch for over their shoulders. But, there were still zombies to catch. Zombies that ran from them. Running made his socks slouch down. He hated that more than anything. He'd paused to pull up his socks, looking up to call after Akatsuki and Kita, but they weren't there. The city wasn't there. What was there shouldn't have been there.
He found himself in a room with stone walls. He'd been what passed as alive for a very long time and had never seen anything like this. He finished adjusting his socks and stood, looking around the room. To one side, a table with some papers on it, a feather hovering over them. There were doors, closed. Frowning, he walked over to them, trying them. They wouldn't rattle. As far as he could tell, they were merely pictures of doors on a wall. But to what purpose?
But, then, what purpose did people have for wanting to defy death? Did there have to be one?
He hated being locked in, but at least this time he wasn't handcuffed to a bed. He continued around the room, examining for anything. If he arrived, there must be a way to leave. Because of that contract, he couldn't be far away from that pest Akatsuki for long. He rubbed his right wrist, but it didn't feel wrong. The handcuff bracelet was there. He shoved it back up his arm, under his sleeve.
He continued to the stack of papers on the table. Maybe a clue would be there.
State your full name.
He looked around for a pen or something that looked like a writing instrument. Not finding one, he turned to examine the room again and found it unchanged. "Tachibana Shito," he said aloud, his voice sullen. If he had to fill out this stupid form to get out of this room, then he would. He had better things to do with his time, like hunt zombies to end his contract and be free of Akatsuki and Bekkou. An eyebrow rose when the feather danced over the page, writing his answer.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Shito frowned at the paper. "Chisu?" he muttered. "The end," he said, not bothering with the second part of the question. It didn't make sense to him anyway.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
"Is one of them a zombie?" he asked. With the quill writing down his answers, he maybe expected an answer. When one didn't come, he shrugged. "It doesn't matter if they're not."
3. What time is it where you are?
"Too late," he said grimly. It would be too late, if he didn't get out of here and return to take care of the zombie with He looked around the room, trying to see any changes in it. He had to get back to pay back his debt to...
Not that he really wanted to be with Chika. They were too different to get along.
But, if he didn't return quickly, that bastard would destroy something else in his room.
To what? Continue on as a perfect doll, a perfect monster? He wasn't truly alive and yet he didn't want to die. He rubbed his wrist again, still feeling nothing unusual with it.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
He read the question several times. Who were these people? "None," he said. "There are more important things to be concerned with." Just what they were, he didn't elaborate on.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
Shito frowned at the question. He wasn't terribly clever. "Makkuro Bar," he finally said. While lacking creativity, 'Pitch Black Bar' did fulfill the challenge of the question.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
"It doesn't matter," he said, his voice bitter. "Friendship, love, it's all just an illusion."
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
"Your assistant is useless," he said. These questions were becoming more tiresome as he continued. He looked around the room again, trying to see a way out. Was this some trap of the Xu Fu? Something that Toho had set up to punish him?
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
"No one that lives can live without touching another person, therefore no one is useless. Those who don't appreciate that are trash."
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
He reached into his pocket. The only thing he had was some blueberry gum. He set it on the table, looking around for a door to open now that he'd finished this stupid quiz.
I have read the
hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Tachibana Shito__I have read the
hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __Tachibana Shito__.I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Tachibana Shito__.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. __Tachibana Shito__
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Re: Vote: Ravenclaw
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Date: 2010-04-28 01:37 pm (UTC)"To get out of this room you need to be patient and answer everyone's questions. To get back to your own dimension...well, none of us really know. You best make your time here fun, else it will be hard." And not in a good way.
Re: Vote: Ravenclaw
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Date: 2010-05-02 11:23 am (UTC)He smiled. "Since you're just bursting with enthusiasm, I'll leave you to these other people. They'll answer your questions." And have a longer attention span.
Re: Vote: Ravenclaw
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