[Owls, Sock, Compy Post] the catch all apos warning thread.

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Fuuka,

I'm sorry to bother you again, but this is important. There is someone new named Apos. Apos has already attacked someone and is perceived to be a threat. I need you to use your abilities to find him.

Matt.




Matt,

This Apos is of both genders. It would not be wise to attack him, as he absorbs damage and seems to enjoy it. He is definitely not of sound mind. His health is shown to be infinite. I believe that means he is literally immortal. He has pale skin, light blond hair, carries a sword, and also carries a basket full of blue orbs. I do not know what they are.

I hope this is helpful.

Fuuka Yamagishi



Guys,

There's a new threat. His name's Apos, who's technically an immortal hermaphrodite. He's already attacked the shiny guy Chairman Kaga.

Avoid attacking him. He seems to take pleasure from pain, so it'd be wise to avoid him as much as possible. The description given to me is pale skin, light blond to white hair, and carries a sword and a basket of blue orbs with him.

More information is needed, but for now it would be best to treat him as we would Karasu.

Matt



And finally, a compy post to the entire school.

If you see a man or woman with blond hair carrying around a basket of blue orbs or a sword, and answers to the name 'Apos', be careful. This person is not to be trusted, as he is an indestructible, murderous sadist.

Comments

narddog

[bigredbernard.livejournal.com]

Remember: Dunder-Mifflin Hogsmeade, for all your paper and parchment needs!

Not Replacement

[mello-n-choco.livejournal.com]

Who cares? Get a brain instead.

narddog

[bigredbernard.livejournal.com]

Ouch, burn! But if you think about it, way more people at a wizarding school are going to need parchment than brains.

triontimetraveler

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

This thread suggests otherwise.

narddog

[bigredbernard.livejournal.com]

This thread suggests you have a stick up your butt.

triontimetraveler

[vislor-turlough.livejournal.com]

I'm suggesting you're a moron.

Not Replacement

[mello-n-choco.livejournal.com]

Obviously, you lack the intelligence to understand what you're saying.

Re: Not Replacement

[prettypendulum.livejournal.com]

IAWTC

(Looks like the ghost -- Aoi -- in the computer has been teaching Kuronue more than he needs to know about how to use a compy.)

Take it somewhere less dire, Narddog. The hell is a Narddog anyway?

narddog

[bigredbernard.livejournal.com]

JAW-TC, for all your jawing needs?

Anonymous

[steff-is-a-girl.livejournal.com]

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