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Is that so? I could benefit from a brief entertainment. Tell me more about this person, if you please.

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From what my sources tell me, this person is a hermaphrodite, utterly mad, immortal even without the no-kill spell, and gets off on pain.

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How novel. Does this individual always use the name Apos, or is there some other he (or she) uses?

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Apos is the only name known right now. I still suggest avoiding this person.

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On what grounds do you make such an interesting suggestion?

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He's already stabbed someone despite only recently being sorted.

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Considering the general population here, I wonder whether he (or is it she?) can be blamed for that. Stabbing is an uncreative response to irritation, I will admit. He (or she) ought to try turning people into chinchillas.

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vislor-turlough.livejournal.com

No, the he-she should not. I need some way to tell all you megalomaniacs apart.

((Translation: I only want you to turn me into a chinchilla!))

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Remember: Dunder-Mifflin Hogsmeade, for all your paper and parchment needs!

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mello-n-choco.livejournal.com

Who cares? Get a brain instead.

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Ouch, burn! But if you think about it, way more people at a wizarding school are going to need parchment than brains.

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vislor-turlough.livejournal.com

This thread suggests otherwise.

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This thread suggests you have a stick up your butt.

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vislor-turlough.livejournal.com

I'm suggesting you're a moron.

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mello-n-choco.livejournal.com

Obviously, you lack the intelligence to understand what you're saying.

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prettypendulum.livejournal.com

IAWTC

(Looks like the ghost -- Aoi -- in the computer has been teaching Kuronue more than he needs to know about how to use a compy.)

Take it somewhere less dire, Narddog. The hell is a Narddog anyway?

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JAW-TC, for all your jawing needs?

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steff-is-a-girl.livejournal.com

((Since we're spamming the thread... And I got all the text, including all the caps, from here (http://www.snopes.com/fraud/advancefee/nigeria.asp)))

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.

WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE NIGERIAN WIZARDING CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE UK TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.

THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE IN NIGERIA, THE WIZARDING OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA READY FOR PAYMENT.

HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF UK GALLEON 21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND WIZARDING GALLEONS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.

PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME.

WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

DR CLEMENT OKON

NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (VE/S/09/99) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES.

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prettypendulum.livejournal.com

Just run if you see anyone blond and dressed in black.

~~I'm sure a certain someone with a chocolate fetish will welcome the solitude anyway.~~

Do not approach if you're not well versed or at least proficient in a manner to defend yourself.

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Not to be trusted?
More than half the school carries swords and some I wouldn't trust any further than I could hex them.

Care to elaborate, o cryptic one?

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arrakis-savior.livejournal.com

I wouldn't trust what is communicated with these machines, for that matter.

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Oh come on, it's not like I'm Perez Hilton.

(And let's not question why Matt knows who he is.)

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This one's only just recently been sorted and already he's stabbed someone. Also, apparently he is dangerous because he gets pleasure from pain, and was already immortal before coming here.

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That's it? He stabbed someone?
Come on, there's a no-kill spell here. It renders everyone immortal so it's not like it's fatal.

Whoever got stabbed should get better at self-defense and avoid the students carrying pointy things.

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That's hardly the point. People have a right to live their lives without fear of being assaulted.

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That's a very modern idea. Perhaps he's from a time when that wasn't the case.
Besides, this school is hardly a model of law and order.

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Judging by the rest of these comments I'm sure culture clash wasn't the problem. Not that that would excuse anything.

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It's not a matter of culture, nor is it a matter of excusing any sort of behavior. Frankly, I don't give a damn about either.

The point is, this school isn't exactly a model of law and order. Learn how to defend yourself. The Hat pulls in all manner of lunatic and you can't exactly complain to him to set things right.

I'm sure a noble-minded Gryffindor would offer self-defense classes if asked.

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I'm quite capable of defending myself, and I'll agree that knowing how to is necessary, in a place like this. That doesn't mean that anyone who doesn't should be held responsible if someone attacks them.

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Every person should be responsible for their own safety, especially in a place like this. If you're attacked, fight back. If you don't know how to fight back then learn.
That way it doesn't happen again.

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By 'not responsible' I meant that the victim of a crime is not to blame for it. WHich is what your first comment implied.

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I implied that the attacked party should learn how to defend themselves to keep it from happening again. If they choose not to.. then that is their decision and they will have to live with the consequences.

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I think it's highly unlikely that anyone would choose not to.

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gourmetchairman.livejournal.com

Do you know how much damage Apos did to me? I still have troubles with my arm.

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Go to the medical wing and consider it a lesson learned.
Live, grow stronger and fight another day. There isn't a police force to address your grievances to, so I suggest you find someone to teach you how to defend yourself.

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I understand the healers here can dissolve and regrow bone tissue at will. I hardly imagine muscle tissue would present them much of a problem. Do you enjoy subjecting yourself to needless suffering?

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