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hh_mirrorIt unfolded into reality. A small, engraved box simply folded from nothing in the center of the room.
An almost unperceivable click was heard as the box then came open, its insides polished, mirrored, inky blackness.
A simple tune played from within the box and in the distance a bell tolled.
With a simple flash of light a person now stood beside the box, his face a grid of slight cuts with jewelled pins driven into each intersection of the grid.
His body covered in a leather dress that revealed parts of his eviscerated chest.
At his waist there were a few bladed instruments of unknown purpose tied to the dress with thong.
His skin itself was dusted with ash and he carried the scent of vanilla.
The bell and the tune stopped and the box closed up.
The figure looked around the room, ever so perplexed before he gently bent down and lifted the box up.
Looking at the box as if it were his life-line now gone he began to fumble with it before giving up in frustration.
“This is a most quizzical thing”
1. What is your favourite cheese? Why is it your favourite?
“Cheese? Well I suppose the vintage cheeses. They have a sharper taste. It is good to sometimes remember the simpler pleasures that we experience.”
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
“I’d hardly kill anyone, that would be a waste of flesh and suffering. Oh the pleasures they could still experience.”
3. What time is it where you are?
“A question of time wouldn’t apply to me, I come when called.”
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
“A simple question of sexual harassment? There is much more I could do then that. It would never matter on their gender.”
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“I’m a Cenobite, Theologian of the order of the Gash; I serve Leviathan and its machinations. I do not bartend.”
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
“I hardly care about these people. Although, being as they are simply human, then I suppose whichever one is the most suited for him.”
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“Why so many trivial questions? I do grow tired.”
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
“Useless? I hardly think you can cast judgement so quickly across me. If you knew of the heights I could take you, you would hardly think to call me useless.”
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
“Bribery? I could offer you endless pain and pleasure. I could offer so much to you. All you have to do is solve this simple puzzle.”
He offers out the box from earlier that so frustrated him.
((OOC – Okies, I’m using Pinhead from the first two movies ONLY. Egad it gets crap really quick after that.
I’m also throwing in a lot of the book (The Hellbound Heart) that the first film is based on.))
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"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. PH
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. PH.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. PH.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. PH"
… What, you forgot the Jam?
Marmalade and Jam will rule the world in their unholy matrimony.
An almost unperceivable click was heard as the box then came open, its insides polished, mirrored, inky blackness.
A simple tune played from within the box and in the distance a bell tolled.
With a simple flash of light a person now stood beside the box, his face a grid of slight cuts with jewelled pins driven into each intersection of the grid.
His body covered in a leather dress that revealed parts of his eviscerated chest.
At his waist there were a few bladed instruments of unknown purpose tied to the dress with thong.
His skin itself was dusted with ash and he carried the scent of vanilla.
The bell and the tune stopped and the box closed up.
The figure looked around the room, ever so perplexed before he gently bent down and lifted the box up.
Looking at the box as if it were his life-line now gone he began to fumble with it before giving up in frustration.
“This is a most quizzical thing”
1. What is your favourite cheese? Why is it your favourite?
“Cheese? Well I suppose the vintage cheeses. They have a sharper taste. It is good to sometimes remember the simpler pleasures that we experience.”
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
“I’d hardly kill anyone, that would be a waste of flesh and suffering. Oh the pleasures they could still experience.”
3. What time is it where you are?
“A question of time wouldn’t apply to me, I come when called.”
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
“A simple question of sexual harassment? There is much more I could do then that. It would never matter on their gender.”
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“I’m a Cenobite, Theologian of the order of the Gash; I serve Leviathan and its machinations. I do not bartend.”
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
“I hardly care about these people. Although, being as they are simply human, then I suppose whichever one is the most suited for him.”
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“Why so many trivial questions? I do grow tired.”
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
“Useless? I hardly think you can cast judgement so quickly across me. If you knew of the heights I could take you, you would hardly think to call me useless.”
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
“Bribery? I could offer you endless pain and pleasure. I could offer so much to you. All you have to do is solve this simple puzzle.”
He offers out the box from earlier that so frustrated him.
((OOC – Okies, I’m using Pinhead from the first two movies ONLY. Egad it gets crap really quick after that.
I’m also throwing in a lot of the book (The Hellbound Heart) that the first film is based on.))
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"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. PH
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. PH.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. PH.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. PH"
… What, you forgot the Jam?
Marmalade and Jam will rule the world in their unholy matrimony.
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Date: 2006-08-25 03:49 pm (UTC)When she entered the room and looked at the applicant, the impressions of sadism and deprativity were so strong they swamped her mind.
"What in God's name are you?"
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Date: 2006-08-25 04:03 pm (UTC)"Oh, God has very little to do with me, child. I'm simply a different kind of angel"
He offered forwards the box.
"Would you like to sample heaven's delights?"
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Date: 2006-08-25 05:03 pm (UTC)...You. Leave Carrie alone, will you? No unearthly 'pleasures' for you, here.
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Date: 2006-08-25 07:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-08-25 05:46 pm (UTC)So many upset applications lately!What exactly do you do? I don't believe you have made that very clear.
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Date: 2006-08-26 07:09 pm (UTC)"Far from upset""I am an artisan, a sculptor of the flesh; I bring boundless pain and pleasure. An angel too many, a demon too many others. Do you wish to experience this?" Pinhead once again brings fore the box.
"It is really so simple and to just solve this puzzle"
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Date: 2006-08-25 08:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-26 07:34 pm (UTC)He fixes his gaze upon Tonks.
"You however, interest me. What artistry I could wrought upon your soul"
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Date: 2006-08-25 09:22 pm (UTC)(That title, hands down, belongs to the Burger King.)
"What are you, exactly?" she asks.
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Date: 2006-08-27 05:01 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-08-25 09:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-27 06:36 pm (UTC)Pinhead reached for one of the many bladed instruments at his belt though did nothing more then grip its handle.
"Do you wish to know how truly versed I am in these arts?"
"Or perhaps you are like everyone else here? Afraid of the things you could know? Could experience? Well, what is it?”
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Date: 2006-08-25 10:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-27 06:47 pm (UTC)"I am as I am; if you find this funny then my opinion of you is rather low."
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Date: 2006-08-25 10:31 pm (UTC)What's in the box?
*screened to Grant and Laura*
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Date: 2006-08-25 10:42 pm (UTC)*opens and closes his mouth silently*
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Date: 2006-08-27 07:11 pm (UTC)"Are you... Displeased with my presence? You have no idea what your are missing"
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Date: 2006-08-26 01:15 am (UTC)"You look like something completely different," she noted and nodded to Pinhead.
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Date: 2006-08-27 07:37 pm (UTC)Perfectly acceptable considering it was merely a girl whom had twice now gotten the best of him.
"I am different, far different then anything you could even dream."
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Date: 2006-08-26 01:36 am (UTC)Can you offer anything useful?
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Date: 2006-08-27 07:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-26 01:50 am (UTC)And you smell as funky. When's the last time you bathed?no subject
Date: 2006-08-27 08:14 pm (UTC)Pinhead looks at him for a moment before bringing forwards the box.
"How about you? Do you wish to have the ultimate at your fingertips?"
"I have no need to bathe, thank you."SQUIB
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Date: 2006-09-06 02:43 pm (UTC)((OOC - Sadako from the ring, right? SQUEEE! *Is fanboying*
Hmmm, I wonder what a showdown between her and Pinhead would be like?
Reposted due to spelling errors in the first one))
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Date: 2006-08-26 06:38 am (UTC)Although it's far better for demons to owe humans favors than the other way around...HMM."
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Date: 2006-09-06 03:07 pm (UTC)"To receive any favours from me you would need to have done something so very important to us first.
And I assure you, this isn't a trick. I am simply offering you heaven and eternity. A simple offer and nothing more."
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Date: 2006-08-26 07:21 am (UTC)She'd walked calmly into the room and now stood staring as humans stared at cockroaches and wondered how it was they survived and thrived.
"Small minsicule little creature, do you seek your master here? Or do you hide from it."
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Date: 2006-09-06 03:15 pm (UTC)"I never seek or hide from my master. Leviathan has blessed me beyond all scope of understanding and I serve selflessly in return. Will you come into the ranks of our coven or are you like so many others and would turn away without ever knowing what could be yours?"
((OOC - Tell you the truth, I don't think he can take insults to well but I've never seen him react without his chains ready to tear the other person apart. You could always push if you want. *Snickers horribly as he types this*))
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Date: 2006-08-26 07:59 pm (UTC)"What are you called, when someone wishes to call you?" she asks.
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Date: 2006-09-06 03:36 pm (UTC)"I am known to humans as a Cenobite. But I am called when someone should open the box and only then."
He doesn't take his eyes off of her the entire time he speaks.
"Mind if I ask whom you are lady? It does seem as if I should know you"
((OOC - All things considered he should know something about other metaphysical entities. In a few films it's even alluded to there being a war between heaven and the Cenobites.
Though Death isn't from heaven is she? *Knows nothing about the Sandman past one colourful book of Delirium as a baby*))