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hh_mirrorIt unfolded into reality. A small, engraved box simply folded from nothing in the center of the room.
An almost unperceivable click was heard as the box then came open, its insides polished, mirrored, inky blackness.
A simple tune played from within the box and in the distance a bell tolled.
With a simple flash of light a person now stood beside the box, his face a grid of slight cuts with jewelled pins driven into each intersection of the grid.
His body covered in a leather dress that revealed parts of his eviscerated chest.
At his waist there were a few bladed instruments of unknown purpose tied to the dress with thong.
His skin itself was dusted with ash and he carried the scent of vanilla.
The bell and the tune stopped and the box closed up.
The figure looked around the room, ever so perplexed before he gently bent down and lifted the box up.
Looking at the box as if it were his life-line now gone he began to fumble with it before giving up in frustration.
“This is a most quizzical thing”
1. What is your favourite cheese? Why is it your favourite?
“Cheese? Well I suppose the vintage cheeses. They have a sharper taste. It is good to sometimes remember the simpler pleasures that we experience.”
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
“I’d hardly kill anyone, that would be a waste of flesh and suffering. Oh the pleasures they could still experience.”
3. What time is it where you are?
“A question of time wouldn’t apply to me, I come when called.”
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
“A simple question of sexual harassment? There is much more I could do then that. It would never matter on their gender.”
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“I’m a Cenobite, Theologian of the order of the Gash; I serve Leviathan and its machinations. I do not bartend.”
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
“I hardly care about these people. Although, being as they are simply human, then I suppose whichever one is the most suited for him.”
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“Why so many trivial questions? I do grow tired.”
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
“Useless? I hardly think you can cast judgement so quickly across me. If you knew of the heights I could take you, you would hardly think to call me useless.”
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
“Bribery? I could offer you endless pain and pleasure. I could offer so much to you. All you have to do is solve this simple puzzle.”
He offers out the box from earlier that so frustrated him.
((OOC – Okies, I’m using Pinhead from the first two movies ONLY. Egad it gets crap really quick after that.
I’m also throwing in a lot of the book (The Hellbound Heart) that the first film is based on.))
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"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. PH
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. PH.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. PH.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. PH"
… What, you forgot the Jam?
Marmalade and Jam will rule the world in their unholy matrimony.
An almost unperceivable click was heard as the box then came open, its insides polished, mirrored, inky blackness.
A simple tune played from within the box and in the distance a bell tolled.
With a simple flash of light a person now stood beside the box, his face a grid of slight cuts with jewelled pins driven into each intersection of the grid.
His body covered in a leather dress that revealed parts of his eviscerated chest.
At his waist there were a few bladed instruments of unknown purpose tied to the dress with thong.
His skin itself was dusted with ash and he carried the scent of vanilla.
The bell and the tune stopped and the box closed up.
The figure looked around the room, ever so perplexed before he gently bent down and lifted the box up.
Looking at the box as if it were his life-line now gone he began to fumble with it before giving up in frustration.
“This is a most quizzical thing”
1. What is your favourite cheese? Why is it your favourite?
“Cheese? Well I suppose the vintage cheeses. They have a sharper taste. It is good to sometimes remember the simpler pleasures that we experience.”
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
“I’d hardly kill anyone, that would be a waste of flesh and suffering. Oh the pleasures they could still experience.”
3. What time is it where you are?
“A question of time wouldn’t apply to me, I come when called.”
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
“A simple question of sexual harassment? There is much more I could do then that. It would never matter on their gender.”
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“I’m a Cenobite, Theologian of the order of the Gash; I serve Leviathan and its machinations. I do not bartend.”
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
“I hardly care about these people. Although, being as they are simply human, then I suppose whichever one is the most suited for him.”
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“Why so many trivial questions? I do grow tired.”
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
“Useless? I hardly think you can cast judgement so quickly across me. If you knew of the heights I could take you, you would hardly think to call me useless.”
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
“Bribery? I could offer you endless pain and pleasure. I could offer so much to you. All you have to do is solve this simple puzzle.”
He offers out the box from earlier that so frustrated him.
((OOC – Okies, I’m using Pinhead from the first two movies ONLY. Egad it gets crap really quick after that.
I’m also throwing in a lot of the book (The Hellbound Heart) that the first film is based on.))
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"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. PH
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. PH.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. PH.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. PH"
… What, you forgot the Jam?
Marmalade and Jam will rule the world in their unholy matrimony.
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Date: 2006-08-27 08:41 pm (UTC)"So, I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat."
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Date: 2006-09-05 06:46 pm (UTC)"Hmm, you want our gifts?" He asked, almost in disbelief. Almost.
"Very well, here is the box. You simply have to open it."
Pinhead hands over the polished oak-wood and brass box.
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Date: 2006-09-05 10:56 pm (UTC)((Ha! (Un?)fortunately, no! It's never that easy with Miss Swan. She's simply decided she's on a game show (http://community.livejournal.com/hogwarts_hocus/870997.html?thread=42582869#t42582869) - or, at least, that's her excuse for acting dense. It's a ploy she often pulls - playing the "dumb immigrant" - for her own amusement. I assume Pinhead will be wanting that box back. ;) If you bug her a bit (or perhaps tell her it will cost her a good chunk of change!), she will give it back. Not having seen or read any of your char's canon, I am a bit curious as to what happens if someone opens the box. I'm guessing they're tortured and then they die? That would be a fate many might wish on Miss Swan!))
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Date: 2006-09-06 04:29 pm (UTC)"You wish to solve it in private do you? I shall accept that. Many do need their concentration"
Even though it wasn't happening straight away he had hope.
((OOC - Pity Pinhead is dense. He may be a bit angry when he realises what’s happened though. She can keep it for now if she wants; It was simply to explain how he got here in the first place though he'll seek her out sooner or later to see if she's opened it yet.
The box opens the doorway into the realm of the cenobites and calls them through. In the film normally chains pop out, hook you and pull you back through but sometimes a door opens in a wall into their dungeon and they'll walk out. In their realm victims are given a BDSM experience from hell. Which will continue on their souls long after their bodies are gone.
Or they become Cenobites themselves.
*Hmm... Cenobite Swan*))
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Date: 2006-09-06 10:25 pm (UTC)"OK, Miss Swan vote for you now. What house you like?"
((Hee! He's welcome to owl her whenever he wants it back, then. She'll probably try to sell him spa services, or perhaps a 'crazy dirty sex fantasy' in her return owl, but she'll give back the box whenever you decide Pinhead should get it back.
Somehow, I think Miss Swan would not complain about a BDSM experience from hell, and she just might annoy the, well, the hell out of the cenobites! :P But heh, it's probably best if she just thinks it's a pretty box and leaves it closed. Miss Swan is weird enough as it is!))