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hh_mirrorIt unfolded into reality. A small, engraved box simply folded from nothing in the center of the room.
An almost unperceivable click was heard as the box then came open, its insides polished, mirrored, inky blackness.
A simple tune played from within the box and in the distance a bell tolled.
With a simple flash of light a person now stood beside the box, his face a grid of slight cuts with jewelled pins driven into each intersection of the grid.
His body covered in a leather dress that revealed parts of his eviscerated chest.
At his waist there were a few bladed instruments of unknown purpose tied to the dress with thong.
His skin itself was dusted with ash and he carried the scent of vanilla.
The bell and the tune stopped and the box closed up.
The figure looked around the room, ever so perplexed before he gently bent down and lifted the box up.
Looking at the box as if it were his life-line now gone he began to fumble with it before giving up in frustration.
“This is a most quizzical thing”
1. What is your favourite cheese? Why is it your favourite?
“Cheese? Well I suppose the vintage cheeses. They have a sharper taste. It is good to sometimes remember the simpler pleasures that we experience.”
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
“I’d hardly kill anyone, that would be a waste of flesh and suffering. Oh the pleasures they could still experience.”
3. What time is it where you are?
“A question of time wouldn’t apply to me, I come when called.”
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
“A simple question of sexual harassment? There is much more I could do then that. It would never matter on their gender.”
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“I’m a Cenobite, Theologian of the order of the Gash; I serve Leviathan and its machinations. I do not bartend.”
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
“I hardly care about these people. Although, being as they are simply human, then I suppose whichever one is the most suited for him.”
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“Why so many trivial questions? I do grow tired.”
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
“Useless? I hardly think you can cast judgement so quickly across me. If you knew of the heights I could take you, you would hardly think to call me useless.”
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
“Bribery? I could offer you endless pain and pleasure. I could offer so much to you. All you have to do is solve this simple puzzle.”
He offers out the box from earlier that so frustrated him.
((OOC – Okies, I’m using Pinhead from the first two movies ONLY. Egad it gets crap really quick after that.
I’m also throwing in a lot of the book (The Hellbound Heart) that the first film is based on.))
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"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. PH
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. PH.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. PH.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. PH"
… What, you forgot the Jam?
Marmalade and Jam will rule the world in their unholy matrimony.
An almost unperceivable click was heard as the box then came open, its insides polished, mirrored, inky blackness.
A simple tune played from within the box and in the distance a bell tolled.
With a simple flash of light a person now stood beside the box, his face a grid of slight cuts with jewelled pins driven into each intersection of the grid.
His body covered in a leather dress that revealed parts of his eviscerated chest.
At his waist there were a few bladed instruments of unknown purpose tied to the dress with thong.
His skin itself was dusted with ash and he carried the scent of vanilla.
The bell and the tune stopped and the box closed up.
The figure looked around the room, ever so perplexed before he gently bent down and lifted the box up.
Looking at the box as if it were his life-line now gone he began to fumble with it before giving up in frustration.
“This is a most quizzical thing”
1. What is your favourite cheese? Why is it your favourite?
“Cheese? Well I suppose the vintage cheeses. They have a sharper taste. It is good to sometimes remember the simpler pleasures that we experience.”
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
“I’d hardly kill anyone, that would be a waste of flesh and suffering. Oh the pleasures they could still experience.”
3. What time is it where you are?
“A question of time wouldn’t apply to me, I come when called.”
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
“A simple question of sexual harassment? There is much more I could do then that. It would never matter on their gender.”
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
“I’m a Cenobite, Theologian of the order of the Gash; I serve Leviathan and its machinations. I do not bartend.”
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
“I hardly care about these people. Although, being as they are simply human, then I suppose whichever one is the most suited for him.”
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
“Why so many trivial questions? I do grow tired.”
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
“Useless? I hardly think you can cast judgement so quickly across me. If you knew of the heights I could take you, you would hardly think to call me useless.”
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
“Bribery? I could offer you endless pain and pleasure. I could offer so much to you. All you have to do is solve this simple puzzle.”
He offers out the box from earlier that so frustrated him.
((OOC – Okies, I’m using Pinhead from the first two movies ONLY. Egad it gets crap really quick after that.
I’m also throwing in a lot of the book (The Hellbound Heart) that the first film is based on.))
---
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. PH
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. PH.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. PH.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. PH"
… What, you forgot the Jam?
Marmalade and Jam will rule the world in their unholy matrimony.
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Date: 2006-08-27 07:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-05 06:00 pm (UTC)"My teachings would be forever etched in his mind, soul and body. He would never be disapproving of anything again and he will love me and hate me forever because of it."
"Do you wish to learn our secrets? Become one with us?"
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Date: 2006-09-05 11:00 pm (UTC)Strong Sad was particularly baffled by Pinhead's use of "us," and he looked at and around Pinhead, trying to see if someone else was there. Finally, he asked, "Are you schizophrenic? Or seeing double, maybe?"
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Date: 2006-09-06 04:14 pm (UTC)Hardly, I am part of a coven, the order of the Gash. I have always worked as part of them and as such I have always spoken as part of them."
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Date: 2006-09-06 10:16 pm (UTC)"And 'the order of the Gash'? That sounds like one of Strong Bad's dumb clubs, like the On Point Kings (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/On_Point_Kings). Yeah, I think I see what's going on. He and The Cheat are probably the only members, and the activities consist of sitting around and making lame comments about a painting of a guy with a big knife (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Painting_of_a_guy_with_a_big_knife)."
Strong Sad was starting to feel sorry for Pinhead, but not in a good way. In fact, it was more like the way everybody would just start to feel sorry for fhqwhgads (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Everybody_to_the_Limit). "Ummmm, well, I dunno. I mean, you don't make a lot of sense, and your face is full of metal," he continued. "But you've been polite, so it wouldn't be fair to Squib you. How would you like to be in Bitchiwitch House?"