Open RP: Hat, Colbert, Anyone Who Wants to Join

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The Sorting Hat and Stephen Colbert, having determined there is a plot against the school by Canadian Weasley bears have run from the Sorting Room, weapons in hand, to seek out and defeat their foes, who they believe to be currently residing in Slytherin.

Along the way, the Hat realized that in its haste to do battle, it forgot to actually Sort Colbert, and so did justin the middle of a hallway

Hat: "Now, off we go to fight the Canadian Weasley bears!" *pulls its weapons back out and flies down the hall, toward Slytherin, screaming loudly*
Colbert: *follows, yelling "DEATH TO BEARS!" at the top of his lungs*

In Which all Hell Breaks Loose (Open for Gert and Nico)

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Chase sighed as he walked the stairs to the owlery. He had two letters in his hands, and he didn't want to send either of them. But, he had to. He tied the letters to owls and sent them off, then returned to hios dorm room and waited.

( Owl to Gert )

( Owl to Nico )

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( Owl to Tonks )

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Clive "The Street" Norton of Prime Suspect 5 (tv)

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Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I prefer gummy bears. When i'm runnin I run to the gummy bears and eat 'em.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Frylock tells me not to kill people, but if I had to, Carrottop. I don't like vegitables.

3. What time is it where you are?
I don't know. Time to go over there to Carl's and go in the pool i think.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
What's harass mean? Shake says stuff like that alot.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I used to be a Detective with Frylock and Shake.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Well, i can turn into alot of shapes, and fit into many places.

E-mail for Ryuuji

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[OOC note: Since for some crack-bizarre reason they both have working electronics....]

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Krew, Jak and Daxter

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Reno, Final Fantasy VII

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Homsar from HomestarRunner.com

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( DaaaAAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAA! Diploma! )

Aayla Secura, Star Wars

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WART lucky number 13, The Morfin Show redux!

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I'm Morfin and I'm a Hufflepuff, and this is WART Radio! I'm here to play your requests and man the Floo advice line! And guess what? Tonight I have a co-host! He used to belong to Ron Weasley but now he's mine! I found him on the ground and I say finders-keepers! Say hello to everyone, Puppet Ron!

*Morfin's voice, rendered Muppety, pretending to be a puppet* Hi, everyone! I am the friendly puppet Ron! I want to be your friend!

( It's easy to be a ventriloquist when no one can see you )

That about does it for tonight's edition of the Morfin Show on WART. Tomorrow you'll be entertained by DJ Luna Lovegood! Send in your anonymous requests to Luna, folks! Following that, our rotation list is as follows:

• Gert Yorkes and Chase Stein, co-hosting! Isn't that great? I hope they have as good a time co-hosting as me and puppet Ron!
  
• Nightwing! At last we have a Bat DJ!
  
• Eros! I bet the Floo lines are going to be hopping that night!
  
• Everyone's favorite Slytherin prefect, Ryuuji!
  
• aaaaaand Oliver Wood! But will we be hearing about Quidditch or about the late great Snape?
  

But don't turn off your magical-radio-like-thingie just yet! I have plenty of time for all of you! I want to help you and be your friend! The Floo network is open and completely anonymous. Call in! Give me a reason for living!

Closed RP: A present for Byakuya~!

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Gin waited outside the Great Hall, a little pensive behind his usual smile. Byakuya seemed to be having some very strange mood swings lately, and he rather hoped that Byakuya was still on the 'happy' side. It would be nice, anyway. It might be worth investigating later, what sort of curious magic had caused Byakuya's sudden change of character.

The other man's underwear, which Gin had found tangled up in his sheets some time after he'd returned from that morning's bath, were crumpled up within a small paper bag in Gin's hands.

Laura Palmer, 1988/89 homecoming queen, Twin Peaks High School

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Hi everybody!

So I was just minding my own business, doing the usual, cocktails with the Man From Another Place in the ballroom of the Black Lodge, when this-this owl comes flying in from someplace. ::shudder:: Er, I've kinda got a leeetle bit of an owl phobia, see. Much flailing and screaming, which was ah, impressive - Dr. Heyward used to say I inherited my dad's eyes and my mom's lungs - before we got it shooed out again and I realized it had dropped a piece of paper on the floor.

Which turned out to be an application form to Hogwarts, addressed to Hourah Putner (I *think*, it's kind of chickenscratchy), so I guess the poor thing got confused and thought it said Laura Palmer. That's me, by the way. Or was me. Or kinda still is, I guess. See, I'm dead. Technically. But, well, Black Lodge. I thought maybe if I could get into Hogwarts and learn magic, then maybe I could protect my mom and my bestest friend Donna and my, um, not-bestest-friend Audrey and my sweet baby James! From, um, yeah. Owls. And stuff.

Do you guys do correspondence courses? And does it have to be an owl? Waldo, Dr. Jacoby's bird, lives here in the Black Lodge too, and he likes me. I bet he'd deliver mail for me.
( How about an application while I'm at it? )

Sorry to be so long-winded. There's not a lot of people to talk to here. And most of *them* insist on talking backwards.
So, how about it, guys?

Lieutenant Commander Data (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

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((Here goes. Be gentle with me, it's my first time))

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

As an android, I lack the emotional capacity to like or dislike anything, including foodstuffs. However, I have noticed that brie has a pleasing texture.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Respect for all life is a fundamental part of my programming. I could not harm either unless they presented a threat to the lives of others.

3. What time is it where you are?

2130 hours, eight minutes, and 45 seconds.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Sexual harassment goes against my ethical programming.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

I am not a bartender; even if I did, I would not do it in the dark. While I have excellent night vision, my customers would be unable to see their drinks or the bar.

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

I do not think I have the experience required to answer this question properly. However, I have observed that human emotions, especially concerning romantic relationships, are unpredictable. I calculate a 50% chance that whatever choice I made would be incorrect.

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Perhaps you are not disposing of it correctly.

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

On multiple occasions, working with Chief Engineer Geordi LaForge, I have managed to save the Enterprise from total destruction. As a member of her crew, I have helped save many lives and avert several wars. I have an ultimate memory storage capacity of eight hundred quadrillion bits and a liner computational speed of sixty trillion operations per seconds. I have memorized the works of several hundred authors and contain complete databases on multiple species, as well as several encyclopedias and dictionaries. Once I hear, read, see, or experience something the memory remains whole and uncorrupted until such time as I choose to delete it.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

I do not bribe. It goes against my ethical programming; in addition, it destroys the idea and purpose of a meritocracy. Giving or taking bribes is also ground for a court-martial according to Starfleet regulations.

Homer Simpson - The Simpsons

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( They have the internet on computer now )

Owl from River Tam to Prof. Remus Lupin, warded heavily, as River's owls usually are

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Dear Prof. Lupin,

FYI, Stephen told me about your scientific experiment. The kissing part, I mean. Wanted to let you know I don't mind. Except that if you do it again, would you mind terribly if I watched?Or choreographed. Especially the latter.

Sincerely,
River Tam Maturin

Warded Owl to Susan Sto Helit~ Roleplay follows.

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( Warded Owl to Susan Sto Helit )

Peter Wiggin, Ender’s Game/The Shadow Series

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((OOC: This is Peter post Shadow Puppets/beginning of Shadow of the Giant, when he’s still young and hasn’t managed to unite the world yet. Because that’s more interesting/fun to play than an old, married, happily successful Peter, IMO))

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