Reno, Final Fantasy VII
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hh_mirror1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Feta. It's really fun to say, and there's this great bar back in Midgar that serves some weird foreign dish, but they use a lot of feta cheese in it. Otherwise, cheese is cheese.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Carrottop? That had better not be discrimination against redheads, yo. I suppose the dinosaur goes first, only because he creeps me out. I can deal with headless spooks, but large purple things that sing...those are damn creepy. This all depends on if I'm on duty though. I don't do overtime.
3. What time is it where you are?
Too early, but at least I don't have a hangover.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Tonks. She's definitely the prettiest. But I wouldn't harrass her, no. I don't treat ladies like that. I might offer a ride in my helicopter though. *wink* If not her, that Lupin dude. He reminds me of Rufus on a really bad hair day, and Rufus on a really bad hair day is really...fun.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark
When I'm off duty I'd better not be working at the bar, I'd better be drinking. Seriously geting plastered there.
B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
Marriage? Come on, you have to be married to the company, yo. There's no time for relationships, but if Harry wants to marry someone, he should pick
C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
That's because you haven't given it to the rookie, Elena, to do. That girl has a seriously over-the-top work ethic, and I'll bet she'd be more than happy to help you out. I give all of my paperwork to her, I'm sure she wouldn't mind some more. Of course, you'd have to send it over to my world, and I don't know how cost effective that'd be.
D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I'm a Turk. I chased those eco-terrorists over the whole Planet! I know how to fly a helicopter, and I also beat up some prissy silver haired guy with some seriously creepy mommy issues.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
Bribe? Eh, usually not my style, but sure. I can give rides in helicopters and I know a great cure for a hangover that I'm willing to share in exhange for not squibbing me. If that's not enough, I'm sure I can arrange something special, care of Shinra Electric Power Company.
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Date: 2006-05-08 11:45 pm (UTC)((OMFG RENO LOVE))
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Date: 2006-05-08 11:52 pm (UTC)Oooh, someone has a crush on me? It's my hot ninja body isn't it?no subject
Date: 2006-05-09 12:08 am (UTC)I've got a good enemy skill and a mastered Phoenix.
Crush on you? Please. grow some bo..er...grow taller.no subject
Date: 2006-05-09 12:09 am (UTC)I'm plenty damn tall and you know it!((Okay, you playing post-AC?))
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Date: 2006-05-09 12:11 am (UTC)((Indeed. AC!Crackified Reno seems to be a better fit than simply game!Reno.))
VOTE: RAVENCLAW, YO
Date: 2006-05-09 12:15 am (UTC)((Ditto here! Looks like we're the only active FF7 chars around; I haven't seen Vincent in awhile and Aeris left.))
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Date: 2006-05-09 01:21 am (UTC)Re: VOTE: RAVENCLAW, YO
Date: 2006-05-09 01:22 am (UTC)Re: VOTE: RAVENCLAW, YO
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Date: 2006-05-09 01:04 am (UTC)Ravenclaw.
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Date: 2006-05-09 01:13 am (UTC)I want that hangover cure. Name your house.
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Date: 2006-05-09 01:20 am (UTC)Ravenclaw
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Date: 2006-05-09 04:01 am (UTC)Say, you're pretty. Want to get a drink later? I could show you how useful the cure is. *wink*
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Date: 2006-05-09 02:37 am (UTC)I'd love to have that hangover cure, as one can never have too many of those. And I've always wanted to ride in a helicopter. I can't imagine it would be better than riding my dear Rosie--that's my old flying motorbike--but I'm always game for new experiences.
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Date: 2006-05-09 03:59 am (UTC)I'll give you that hangover cure after we've had a drink or two, and we'll see about the helicopter soon.
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Date: 2006-05-09 04:06 am (UTC)Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-05-09 04:13 am (UTC)Right. Well, fine, then, Ravenclaw it is. I'll swing by the bar sometime, we'll toss down a few, and then we can go for a drunken ride on your helicopter, yeah?
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Date: 2006-05-10 01:39 am (UTC)'Something special'?
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Date: 2006-05-11 05:25 am (UTC)Well, seeing as you don't have the greatest relationship with the Company, you willing to settle for just the hangover cure?
Vote: Gryffindor
Date: 2006-05-12 05:59 am (UTC)So I can push you out.Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-05-10 06:56 pm (UTC)Hmm...how do you feel about Ravenclaw? Sounds like you'd fit in with the booze guzzling crowd in there.
Not that I don't have every excuse to be a freaking alcoholic. Rinoa could drive anyone to drink.I could probably use a hangover cure...for a school where magic and alcohol are both prolific, there is certainly a lack of proper hangover cures...people seem to get them all the time.
Re: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-05-11 05:26 am (UTC)Re: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-05-12 05:09 pm (UTC)I guess you'll have to be in Ravenclaw, now.
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Date: 2006-05-11 05:27 am (UTC)I'll take Ravenclaw, yo.
Vote - Ravenclaw.
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Date: 2006-05-12 03:38 am (UTC)Is a helicopter a sort of Muggle broom?
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Date: 2006-05-13 05:37 am (UTC)And thanks for the hair comment. I use Herbal Essences, gotta keep the do beautiful.
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Date: 2006-05-13 05:44 am (UTC)Oh! So you make potions out of herbs for your hair? That's a wonderful idea. Are you very good with potions?
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Date: 2006-05-13 09:32 pm (UTC)Vote: Ravenclaw
Date: 2006-05-12 05:43 am (UTC)Re: Vote: Ravenclaw
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Date: 2006-05-13 09:34 pm (UTC)Your bribe has been accepted.
Welcome to Ravenclaw!