Closed RP with Tom

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OOC: Slightly dark RP here, with mentions of incest, rape, and probably other things of that nature. Definitely rated NC-17 and not work safe. Reader discretion is advised. (I always wanted to say that...)
( After the Chamber )

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1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Charrrlieeee!

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
charrlie

3. What time is it where you are?
Time to go to CANDY MOUNTAIN *musical*

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I would harass CHARLIEE!

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
We're on a Bridge!

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
CHARRLIEE!

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
CANDY MOUNTAIN CHARLIE!!!

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.
I CAN BRING YOU TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
CANDY MOUNTAIN!

::Owl to Victor::

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( Owl to Victor )

application of Morfin (HP fandom)

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The application of Morfin Jones, formerly known as Morfin Gaunt, having renounced his family name and begun a new life!

( Let's be friends! )

Harry goes to the Hospital wing

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Harry arrives at the hospital wing looking somewhat sheepish and sporting a black eye. He looks around for Madam Pomfrey...

((OOC: back dated to just after Ron is sorted into Slytherin. Anyone who is in or around the Hospital wing is welcome!))

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( Private and Heavily Warded Owl to Ryuuji )

Brief OOC Announcements

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Hey everyone!

Sorry to interrupt your regularly scheduled doses of crack (try not to go into withdrawal while reading this) but there are two quick, important announcements to make regarding the comm.

First, no player in the future will be allowed to play more than six characters total, and no more than two from the same fandom. This rule is not retroactive, meaning people who already have apped for their chars and received them may keep them.

Secondly, no writing other char's backstories. Please. If they've appeared in canon but don't have much detail about them, then don't put in detail that isn't in canon. If a mun apps for them in the future, there will be no guarantee that the backstory will be kept up, then you'll scramble to fix it. It's a lot easier for everyone else in the long run if you just don't write backstory for any chars except yours, and even then, keep it restricted to what's canon.

And we're out for now. Remember, crack is addictive and bad for your braincells. Think twice before apping for another dose.

-Liz and Damien, co-mods of the comm that defines anarchy.

p.s. -- And if you want us to keep supplying it to you, add your contact info to contact post.

AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS, I'M FREE! IT'S TIME... TO GO TO SCHOOL!

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Current Application:

1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Cheese? I'm signing up for this world's greatest school, and it asks me about... Cheese? What is the cheese, of this world? Is it rich with magical properties of evil? Can I beat the Rangers with cheese?

According to Finster, the ooze between Squatt's feet is "Cheesy". Is this what cheese is? You're trying to poison me, aren't you!? I won't look into this "cheese"! Not even if it grants me great magic powers! Aaugh! (Raises arms)

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

Why would I kill Barney? He's my greatest creature, the only minion that the Rangers haven't killed yet! (Not only that, but he gives me much power with the youth of this planet, giving me a leg-up in my plans, for WORLD DOMINATION! AHAHAHAHA!)

I'd destroy Carrottop, with the use of my Putties! That'll show those humans, to put lousy entertainment on the television-box!

3. What time is it where you are?

Let's see... (Looks into her telescope, at California) Apparently, it's daylight hours.

... WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME! I'M ON THE MOON, WITH NO WATCH! THIS IS THE BEST I'M ABLE TO DO! AAUUUGHH, I HAVE A HEADACHE!

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Oooh... Snape! Evil is very attractive, you know! And he's got greasy, slimy hair! Hot!

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

Bandora's Palace. I have no idea why, but I like the name Bandora. (Or, at least I like neon-signs that say "Bandora"... BANDORA! :D)

B. Gryffindor – Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

Why settle for only one! With two, Harry will have two loyal minions, in order to make various potions and tricks for him! In fact, Harry should marry the entire Weasley clan! Charlie, for his skill with dragons; Bill, for his prowless in white magic; Ron, for strategy and having a proper confidante; Ginny, for speed and skills with flight; and Percy, for his governmental connections!

That way, when his Quest for Domination comes, he'll have several able-bodied minions to help him! Not just a single one!

C. Ravenclaw – You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

It's those stupid Ranger-Brats! They're always trying to thwart everyone's schemes! Foolish teenagers! Aaugh! (Rubs temples)

D. Hufflepuff – Prove you are not useless.

I am a great dark sorceress, almost bringing Earth to it's knees! I have infinite dark powers, the ability to breath in space, and an army of monsters and devils under my control! I am THE FEARSOME ENEMY TO THE POWER RANGERS, AND EARTH'S FUTURE QUEEN!

And I have a gorgeous voice! Listen! Do-Re-Mi! (Singing, with a scratchy voice, that sounds like a dying cat)

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

Foolish mortals! You shall vote for me beyond my- Wait... We have to _not_ threaten the other house members? Ooh, poop! (Crosses arms) NEvermind on that.

Fine. For all house-votes I get, I will give you a putty-ball! With this, you can create ten putties, mindless minions to be used for combat. They also clean faily well.

Finished RP: three scenes with River Tam and Drs. Stephen Maturin & Charles Emerson Winchester, III

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( River-Stephen RP after the Winchester Debacle and J.A.I.L.B.A.I.T.: )

( River-Charles self-RP (warning: contains discussion of abortion and birth control!): )

( Solo scene: River returns to the room she and Stephen share: )

::Flying RP, Semi-Open::

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Too much thinking.

Sitting in his room was just leading to too much thinking. He couldn't concentrate enough to read, or even to sharpen some of his knives.


But it was a beautiful night, clear, with a nearly-full moon. A perfect night to fly.


Nny barely waited until be was outdoors before he took to the air, streaking upwards at a sharp angle, staring up at the dark sky and impossibly bright stars.

OOC

[old-sluggy.livejournal.com]

OOC: Due to the fact that this isn't fun for me anymore, I'm withdrawing my characters:

Walden Macnair
Narcissa Malfoy
Horace Slughorn
Merope Gaunt-Riddle

I'm sorry to those in the Slug Club. I had a lot of fun with you guys. (I'm especially sorry to the Wednesday mun - I really appreciate the help with Merope and all she's done for her and Sluggy, too.)

I'm sure there are more people I should be apologizing too, but I simply cannot think of them right now.

Thanks to everyone who was nice to Merope; she really needed that.

I hope you all have fun, and I wish you luck with your plots.

Warded owl to Dr. Watson

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( Dear Dr. Watson, )

Highly warded owl to Oz

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( Owl to Oz )

Owl to Sugar Cane

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( A highly warded owl to Sugar Kane )